Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Do you find me sadistic?

You know, Kiddo...

I'd like to believe you're

aware enough...

even now...

to know that there's

nothing sadistic...

in my actions.

At this moment...

this is me...

at my most masochistic.

Bill...

it's your baby.

Looked dead...

didn't I?

Well, I wasn't.

But it wasn't from lack of trying.

I can tell you that.

Actually, Bill's last bullet...

put me in a coma.

A coma I was to lie

in for four years.

When I woke up...

I went on...

what the movie...

advertisements refer to ass:

A roaring rampage...

of revenge.

I roared...

and I rampaged...

and I got bloody satisfaction.

I've killed a hell of a lot of

people... To get to this point.

But I have only one more.

The last one.

The one I'm driving

to right now.

The only one left.

And when I arrive at my

destination...

I am going to kill Bill.

Now, the incident that happened at

The Two Pines Wedding Chapel...

that put this whole gory

story into motion...

has since become legend.

"Massacre at Two Pines." That's

what the newspapers called it.

The local TV news called it:

"The El Paso, Texas

Wedding Chapel Massacre."

How it happened, who was there...

how many got killed

and who killed them...

changes depending on who's

Telling the story.

In actual fact...

The massacre didn't happen

during a wedding at all.

It was a wedding

rehearsal.

Now, when we come to the part where

I say:
"You may kiss the bride"...

you may kiss the bride.

But don't stick your tongue

in her mouth.

This might be funny

to your friends...

but it would be embarrassing

to your parents.

We'll try to restrain ourselves,

Reverend.

Y'all got a song?

How about "Love Me Tender"?

I can play that.

Sure.

"Love Me Tender" be great.

Rufus, he's the man.

Rufus, who was that you used

to play for?

Rufus Thomas.

Rufus Thomas.

I was a Drell.

I was a Drifter.

I was a Coaster. I was part of

the Gang. I was a Bar-Kay.

If they come through Texas

I played them.

Rufus, he's the man.

Have I forgotten anything?

-Oh, yes, you forgot the seating arrangements.

-Thank you, Mother.

Now, the way we

normally do this...

we have the bride's side

and then we have the groom's side.

But since the bride ain't

got nobody coming...

and the groom's got far too

many people coming.

They're coming all the way

from Oklahoma.

Right.

Well, I don't see no problem...

with the groom's side

sharing the bride's side.

-Do you, Mother?

-No, I don't have a problem with that.

But, honey, you know it would be

good if you had somebody come.

You know, as a sign of good faith.

Well, I don't have anybody...

except for Tommy...

And my friends.

You have no family?

I'm working on changing that.

Mrs. Harmony, we're all the

family this little angel's ever going to need.

I'm not feeling very well and this

b*tch is starting to piss me off...

So while you all blather on I'm going

to go outside and get some air.

Reverend, sorry.

She's going to get some air.

Given her delicate condition.

She's just needs a few minutes to

get it together. She'll be okay.

Right.

Hello, Kiddo.

How did you find me?

I'm the man.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing?

Well...

a moment ago,

I was playing my flute.

At this moment...

I'm looking at the most beautiful...

bride these old eyes have

ever seen.

Why are you here?

Last look.

Are you going to be nice?

I've never been nice my whole life.

But I'll do my best

to be sweet.

I always told you...

your sweet side

is your best side.

I guess that's why...

you're the only one who's

ever seen it.

See you got a

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