
Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
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- Year:
- 2015
- 95 min
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So you've decided
to make your own luck.
I can understand that.
I made Heineken
Me. On my own.
I did that.
And not by sitting
on my ass either
waiting for the stupid
money fairy
to hit me on my stupid
damned head.
You know
that what you're doing
is completely stupid.
Unless, of course,
you pull it off,
in which case it can be
completely brilliant.
Yeah. I suppose
if I were in your shoes,
I would do
exactly the same.
[baby crying]
(Cor)
Ah, there he is.
What are you doing?
Huh?
(Cor)
What are
you doing?
You can't bring
a kid to this.
He can wait
outside with Brakes.
[sigh]
This is fucked up.
[several shouting]
Listen, it's
not fucked.
It's fine.
Cat, can you put
the kid down, please?
Just give him
to my little brother.
Right. Now,
is everyone ready?
(Cat)
Yes.
Is everyone ready?
(Spikes)
Yeah!
Alright, let's do this.
(Cor)
Well, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you,
Mr. Iverson.
My name is Cor Van Hout.
This is Mr. Holleeder,
Mr. Boellard, and Mr. Meijer.
We're here today
in the hope
of asking you
for a loan.
A loan?
(Willem)
Yeah.
It's a business loan.
And what particular
sort of...?
Construction.
(Cat)
Yeah, we
were doing well.
(Willem)
Yeah, really well.
You've been running
a company employing
a hundred men?
Yeah, well, we were
all equal partners,
yeah, right down
the middle there.
Um, Mr. Boellard here
is a master carpenter.
Mr. Meijer has a...
if these numbers
are real,
you're in
fine shape.
Surely, if
you've been making
this kind of money,
you must
have investments
that you could stake
as collateral?
(Cor)
Uh, well, we had, uh,
you know, cars,
and we had boats
and we had
some race horses but...
Equities, bonds,
pension funds?
When the recession hit,
we cashed in.
The cars,
the boats,
the horses?
It's for paychecks, uh,
for guys living
from one Friday
to the next.
I think
you can understand
that their kids
can't live or eat off IOUs.
I think, maybe,
what you haven't heard,
Mr. Big Manager,
is that, uh,
there's a world
of hurt out there
right now...
Oh, believe me,
I know.
Well, we still got
a building.
Great.
What's the address?
Uh, it's Leidsegracht.
Six six three.
Hold on.
Leidsegracht?
The commune?
Commune?
It's a bunch of punks
that don't pay their rent.
It's hardly
a fucking commune.
Yes.
Squatters.
We're in the process
of evictions.
Government says
once they change
the locks,
they've got rights.
So that means lawyers.
I do see your problem.
But you're
welcome back
when you solve it.
[shout of frustration]
[baby crying]
(Cat)
Guys like him
don't lend money
to guys like us.
We'll get the punks
out of the building.
Yeah.
How are you
going to do that?
(Cor)
Yeah. I got
an idea.
Alright, listen.
You're going
to love this.
(Cor)
it's time to go, boys!
Hey, what's going on?
Time to go!
(Spikes)
Open up!
(Cor)
Cat, get in through a window,
not the front door!
[banging]
Open up!
[shouting]
(Cat)
Come on down!
(girl)
You don't
scare me!
You fucking stink!
[shouts]
Whoa!
I'll come back
for you.
Get the f*ck out!
[banging]
Coming!
[banging continues]
Fucking coming!
[shouting]
(man)
Oh, shit!
(girl)
Get out of here!
Shit.
(man)
Oh, shit!
Oh!
[shouting]
(punk)
Get the f*ck
out of here.
Oh, shit.
[shouting]
You going
to go?
Go and get
the f*ck out of here!
Get the f*ck out!
Go on!
[police sirens]
(pothead)
Now you're in trouble!
Go! Go!
Everyone out!
(police officer)
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