Kevin James Never Don't Give Up

Synopsis: Kevin James is back with a new stand-up special dishing on parenting, allergies, his fans, and more.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Andy Fickman
Actors: Kevin James
Production: Netflix
62 min


[hip hop music playing]



[audience cheering]

[music continuing]

Yeah, yeah!

And when you hear the sound

Of the drum

We'll be saying, "Here we come!"

Yeah, here we come

Hey, here we come

Huh! Here we come

Here we come

Yeah, here we come

Hey, here we come

Hey, here we come

Here we come


New York!

I gotta be honest,

I was not expecting that.

I was expecting a little more.

I just felt...

I felt like you had a little

in the gas tank and kinda....

Get that picture. Get it.

I wasn't ready, hold on.

Come on. I'm always in bad pictures.

I want to take a good one,

like I'm doing something.

There you go. You got it? All right, good.

I just took a picture with a group

of ladies backstage.

Very nice, older ladies, very sweet.

I don't mind taking pictures.

I just wish the person they elect

to take the picture...

had seen a cell phone camera once before.

I get locked into say cheese position...

"She doesn't know what she's doing,

does she?"

She's just standing there. "I...

I don't... I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't...

I see me. I'm taking pictures of me.

No... Now I got it. Sorry.

Nope. I'm in Google Maps,

hold on a second."

You're just stuck there. [laughing]

"It's fine. It's fine.

Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

It's all right. It happens all the time.

It's all good.

Yeah, your lower back is sweaty.

Yeah. Yeah.

Somebody had a Caesar salad earlier, huh?"

I was in Atlanta at the airport waiting

for my bag,

and this woman asked to take a picture,

and I was like, "Sure, no problem,"

and she takes out her iPhone,

and she just holds it on me,

and I'm just standing there.

She doesn't say anything.

I'm just standing there.

Finally, I just started smiling on my own.

Still nothing.

Then I started turning into it

to let her know I was ready, like...

"There you go. This is it.

Snap it!"

Finally, I was like, "Did you get it?"

She goes like this, she goes,

"Nope. I'm getting it."

"I'm getting it?"

She's video recording me

from a foot away.

Like I'm a panda at the zoo.

And then she was like,

"Could you do something?"

"Could I? Yeah, yeah. How about

I sweep your legs out from under you,

watch your hip bounce off the mosaic tile?

How about that?

Let's see if we can keep filming with

a shattered hip. How does that feel?"

When do you watch that video?

When are you ever gonna watch that video?

When does it come up?

When are you like, "Honey, know what?

Let's do it tonight.

Yes, let's crack open a bottle of wine.

We'll invite the gang over

and watch a random clip of someone

who doesn't know they're being filmed.

Remember how much fun we had last week

watching Coolio at the dry cleaners?

Tonight we got Kevin James

looking very confused at baggage claim.

Check it out."

"Did you get it? Are you good?

Did you get it?

You good? Did you get it?"

God forbid somebody walks in late,

"I gotta rewind it, hold on a second."

This one older guy wanted

to take a picture. He had a walker.

First off, is there going

to come a time in my life

where I see a walker

without the tennis balls on the bottom?


all the technology we have nowadays.

Could we please slow down production

on the next iPhone...

and just dedicate a couple guys

from Apple...

to work on the tennis ball

on the walker problem

we have running rampant in this country?

It's gonna take 'em what, seven minutes?

They'll bang out a solution.

This guy had an active walker, too.

He had a handbrake on the walker.

How fast are you walking?

I thought walking was the problem.

That's why you got a walker.

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Kevin James

Kevin George Knipfing, known professionally as Kevin James, is an American actor, comedian, and screenwriter. He is best known for his role as Paul Blart in the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He starred in CBS sitcom, Kevin Can Wait for which he was nominated for a 2017 People's Choice Award. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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