Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain

Synopsis: Experience the show that quickly became a national phenomenon, and get an up close and personal look at Kevin Hart back in Philly, where he began his journey to become one of the funniest comedians of all time. You will laugh 'til it hurts.
Director(s): Leslie Small, Tim Story
Production: Codeblack Entertainment
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
89 min

My sympathy, sir.

How'd your interest get to be

Couldn't you call?

Why'd you come to my house!

Get out!


Should I call the cops?


Sir, you're quite different from

when you borrowed

urgent money.

So what?

You added damn

crazy interest!

What's wrong with missing

a few months' payment!

What? Wanna hit me?

Think you can use

force on us?

What are they, stupid?

Mr. Park?

Come here, please.

The client says

he did nothing wrong.

But the payment date

is long past.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

She says we're stupid.

How in the world...

Can't you do

your job right?

Didn't I say talking gets

through to some,

but not for others?

Take your shoes off.

Get up!

It's impolite to wear shoes

in people's homes!

What are you doing?

No, sir.

It's not your fault.

He's at fault.

I have to train him right.

Stand up straight!

You have a baby, sir?

So, that's why.

It costs a lot

to raise a baby.

Then it's hard

to get money back!

You should've

told me that earlier.

Come here.

What were you thinking!


Just give me one day.

No, just one hour.


I'll pay up.


Damn bastard finally pays.


Put this on your face.

It's bruised bad.

And wipe the blood.

We go collecting cash

like shit,

but end up

with pocket change.

Know how many people in Seoul

are actually from here?

Take a guess.

Don't know.

About half?

Only 1 .5% .

They all come up

from the country like me

lookin' to fight

for tops.

Seoul's full of folks

like that.


out of all those people

who makes it big?

Diligence is a given.

And a smart head.

Next up is strength.

People like that go places.

What's next?

What do you think?

Guts, man.

You need that.

No matter

what Ivy League school

or how strong you are...

If you ain't got guts,

you just eat and die.

You know?

What's better than that?

The ones who come out on top

of the ones with guts?

Think about it

till I come back.

Nam-soon, change hands!

You'll get frostbite.

Be right back!

Can I see that one?


Good choice!

I designed this myself.

You have great taste.

- What do you think?

- You look great in anything.

- Come on. Who says?

- Me!

There's nothing

prettier than me.

- Let's go.

- Of course there isn't!

Go easy.

Don't let 'em touch everything.

They're fake jewelry


The filthiest things

in the world

are what people touch.

Things, animals...

Or even people.

Your things will get covered

with grime and stuff.




What are you doing?

Getting my grime on you!

Laughing all you want?


Just 'cuz

your father died...

He still owes me $6000!

Don't buy more drinks,

eat some food.

Why you!

- Hurts, huh?

- Yes.


You get hurt, you die.

Watch your tongue.

Anyone home?

This one won't be easy.




I'm working now.

What time?



Excuse me.


I'm Song Beom-no.

I have an appointment at 3?

One moment.

Sir? Mr. Song's here

to see you at 3?


Who are you!

Pay up, bitch.

You're Lim Gye-jung's

husband, right?


You use self-injury

to threaten?

Your blows are infamous.

So, how much does

my wife owe you?

- You can pay me now?

- Tell me how much!

Do you have a religion?


I'm a Buddhist.

So, I was thinking...

Money's important to me...

But I think human ties

are priceless.

So what?

Should we solve

our problem with money...

Or body...

Let's think about that, huh?

- Geeze!

- I said!

Talking gets

through to some,

but not to others!

Didn't I!

Go away!

Or I'll call the cops!

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Kevin Hart

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979) is an American comedian, TV host, and actor. Born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Hart began his career by winning several amateur comedy competitions at clubs throughout New England, culminating in his first real break in 2001 when he was cast by Judd Apatow for a recurring role on the TV series Undeclared. The series lasted only one season, but he soon landed other roles in films such as Paper Soldiers (2002), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Soul Plane (2004), In the Mix (2005), and Little Fockers (2010). Hart's comedic reputation continued to grow with the release of his first stand-up album, I'm a Grown Little Man (2008), and performances in the films Think Like a Man (2012), Grudge Match (2013), Ride Along (2014) and its sequel Ride Along 2 (2016), About Last Night (2014), Get Hard (2015), Central Intelligence (2016), The Secret Life of Pets (2016), Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He also released four more comedy albums, Seriously Funny in 2010, Laugh at My Pain in 2011, Let Me Explain in 2013, and What Now? in 2016. In 2015, Time Magazine named Hart one of the 100 most influential people in the world on the annual Time 100 list. He starred as himself in the lead role of Real Husbands of Hollywood. more…

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