Kavkazskaya plennitsa, ili Novye priklyucheniya Shurika (Kidnapping Caucassian Style)

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Year:
1967
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MOSFILM:

Artistic Association ''Luch''

AIexander DEMYANENKO

as Shurik

KIDNAPPING CAUCASIAN STYLE,

OR SHURIK'S NEW ADVENTURES

AIso starring:

NataIya VARLEY

VIadimir ETUSH

Frunzik MKRTCHYAN

RusIan AKHMETOV

Yuri NIKULIN, Georgy VITSIN

Yevgeny MORGUNOV

With

N. AVALIANI, N. GREBESHKOVA

M. GLUZSKY, E. GELLER

G. MILLYAR, D. MKRTCHYAN

N. REPNINA, A. STROYEVA

Written by Ya. KOSTYUKOVSKY,

M. SLOBODSKOY, L. GAIDAI

Directed by

Leonid GAIDAI

Director of Photography

Konstantin BROVIN

Production Designer

VIadimir KAPLUNOVSKY

Music by A. ZATSEPIN

Sound by V. KRACHKOVSKY

It was Shurik

who toId us this story.

On one of his expeditions he coIIected

the foIkIore and Iegends ofthe Iand...

This story may, in fact, be onIy

a Iegend, too,

but Shurik insists it reaIIy did occur

in one of mountainous regions.

He didn't specify which region it was,

because he wanted to be fair

to aII the other regions where such

story might have happened.

Go on!

Where are you going?

Damn it!

What made me agree to drive this

oId asthmatic vacuum cIeaner?

Don't Iose hope!

I remember what the great and wise

Abou-Akhmat-ibn-Bey said,

who was the first driver of

that machine. He said: ''Edik...''

- Edik.

- Shurik.

So he said to me, ''Edik,

onIy AIIah himseIf knows

where goes the spark

ofthis degenerate

in the famiIy of internaI-combustion

engines.''

May its carburetor

go dead forever!

- Pardon me...

- Yes?

Excuse me...

- WouId you mind...

- Yes?

WiII you pIease not zig zag,

and stay on the road?

- Why?

- My donkey's foIIowing you.

- So it's your donkey who pursued me?

- That's right.

- And I had the impression...

- No, it's him!

- Are you from around here?

- Yes, I'm here on vacation.

- I'm here on business. How far is

the town? - 2 kiIometers.

- Thanks very much. Goodbye now.

- Have a nice time.

Come on...

Move!

You see, he won't budge

unIess you go first.

- Year of birth?

- 1942.

- Purpose ofyour visit?

- EthnoIogicaI research.

- I see... Looking for oiI?

- No. I'm Iooking for foIkIore.

I'm making records ofyour

oId taIes, Iegends, toasts.

Toasts?!

My dear man, you're in Iuck...

I can heIp you.

CIosed for Iunch

What's this?

- You want a good toast?

- Yes.

A toast without wine is the same as

a wedding without a bride.

- No, I don't drink.

- Who drinks?

This isn't drinking.

You didn't understand.

I don't drink at aII.

You see, I'm not physicaIIy

abIe to.

This wiII make

my first toast.

- A toast? I'II copy it.

- You'II do it Iater. Take this gIass.

My great grandfather aIways said:

''I desire to buy a house, but I don't

have the means to do it.

I have the means to purchase a goat,

but I don't desire it.''

So Iet us drink to

our desires

aIways meeting

our possibiIities.

- Good for you.

- Right...

- Now, here's another toast.

- Right...

- I'II be right back.

- Take your time. I'II breathe a bit.

I'II get some fresh air, a break from

sitting in my office aII the time.

AIways the office...

- Where have you been?

- Something wrong?

- My niece.

- A pIeasure to meet you.

Nina.

- She's studying to be a teacher.

- Teaching those who'II take our pIace.

ExceIIent student, KomsomoI member,

athIetic girI.

- AthIetic?

- UncIe knows everything about me.

- You're just what we need.

- And what do you need?

Let me ask you a question,

a question you'd probabIy not expect.

Go ahead.

- What do you think of marriage?

- I think of it positiveIy.

She's too young to think about it.

It's never too earIy, and never too

Iate. Go get the car started.

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