Katti Batti

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Flick

- You are holding it upside down.

- Shut up!

Your finger is covering the lens.

Don't tell me what to do!

Let's make a sex video!

Take off your clothes.

Hey, what are you doing?

What about the times

you're filming me?

Don't you find it strange?

Find what strange?

Our live-in relationship.

What's so strange about it?

[Even] one talks. I mean..

We've been living together without

being married..

It is kind of weird.

If you're proposing we get married

I suggest we do it now!

Now?

Today.

Right now. Are you game?

Yes.

- Okay, let's go..

- Hey, where are you going?

Here is the holy fire for the ritual.

- And..

- What are you doing, Payal?

Hey, Payal, Payal, Payal.

- Don't do this. Don't.

- Are you ready?

Payal, it's dangerous.

Don't do that.

Are you ready?

- Payal, seriously!

- Now.. are you freaking out?

Payal, don't do this.

- Listen.

- No, Maddy.

Don't try to douse the

holy fire, Maddy.

- Payal, Payal, Payal. Look.

- The first holy vow..

Chanting - Om Maddy Namah!

Payal!

The fire will get out of control.

Chanting - Om Payal Namah!

Payal, Payal. It is not a joke.

- Running away?

- You're nuts!

You're running away from our

marriage rituals?

Maddy!

You doused the sacred fire.

Wicked sinner.

- Really!

- How will anyone marry you?

Maddy, listen to me.

Take it very seriously.

[If we are to mam],

we must do it today.

Or else, we will never.

- Step two.

- Yes, step two.

Don't you want to clean this?

Step two.

Step two, the holy thread.

Yes, the holy thread.

- Wear this. This is nice.

- Hold this.

Hold this and come with me.

Maddy, don't stop filming.

We will show it to our children.

Marker..

Payal, what are you doing?

Let's make our own holy thread.

Use this magic marker.

- Magic Marker?

- Yes.

Draw it!

Okay.

- Chanting - Om Payal Namah.

Chanting - Om Maddy Namah.

Chanting - Om Payal Swaha.

It is quite terrible.

- But what's next?

- Thank you.

Next? Yeah.. Next we

should consummate our marriage!

- It is very important.

- But before we do that,

you are forgetting something

very important.

What? - It's in all

the Bollywood movies, Maddy.

Think. What is that

famous dialogue.. "a pinch of"?

"Vermillion!" Payal,

how will we have vermillion at home?

We have everything in our house

Maddy.

What? Vermillion?

In our house? Rubbish!

Hot and sweet.

Vermillion. Put it on.

- Make me yours.

- Payal!

I am your humble lady in waiting.

Maddy, come on.

Think about it, Payal.

I have. Hurry up!

Or else, I might change my mind.

- Last chance.

- Yes, come on, Maddy.

My Lord,

I am now your better half.

Your wish is now my command?

Now, let's consummate

our marriage!

- Maddy, how much did you drink?

- Please.. please calm down.

Check the pulse, nurse..

Immediately.

Please, calm down.

What's happening?

- Maddy.

- Exiderm, please.

Maddy, keep still.

Everything will be okay.

How much have you had to drink?

I must have had three-four bottles.

Three-four homes'?

I only found one bottle

of disinfectant.

He's saying four bottles.

I had a lot of beer.

Why will I drink disinfectant?

Please calm down.

Maddy. Keep still. It will be okay.

- Please calm down.

- Why will I fall?

Calm, down. Please, calm down.

Maddy, it'll all be okay.

It's okay. It's alright.

- I want to meet my brother.

- Koyal, calm down.

Just hear me out.

Calm down, Koyal!

The doctor says that he needs to rest.

Everyone thought

I was over reacting.

He said that he drank

the disinfectant by mistake.

He did not try to commit suicide..

And I believe him.

It was a mistake this time..

But what about the next time?

We have to do something.

Pack your bags.

We are leaving for home.

Don't expect that you will

drink phenyl and I won't tell father.

I was drinking beer while bathing.

Both the bottles looked the same..

It's been three weeks

since Payal left.

You can't live here alone.

Hurry up and pack.

Now is the time to spend this.

Lightening?

An Anklet?

- Which means, Payal!

- What?

You want to marry her?

You are mad!

You just met her yesterday.

Maddy?

Maddy..

Maddy, bro! Why are you

making a fool of yourself?

Such girls don't even bother

with average guys like us.

Hi!

[Where is the Iibran]?

The library.

Is really far.

Very far.

Can I give you a ride?

My bike isn't starting..

So what should I do?

The least you can do is thank me!

I dropped you to the library.

What is this?

That would be the fare

if I took a taxi!

"That would be the fare

if I took a taxi!"

You!

She gave me her number!

She gave me her number!

Faye.!

Faye.!

Hi!

"Hi Mad a d I H" Y.

Bye, Maddy! - Bye.

Payal, at least give me an answer.

What answer?

I said..

I love you!

Okay.

Hi!

Hi!

Look, you probably think that I'm not

looking for something serious.

Not at all. I know you're looking

for a serious relationship.

So?

I am new to Ahmedabad.

I haven't even checked out

the other guys in college.

I'm not in the mood for a

serious relationship.

So, If you want to keep it casual,

let me know.

Wait. Are you?

Are you serious?

I'm looking for true love.

I don't want a casual relationship!

You have let go of true love.

You will regret it!

I hate you!

Faye.!

Faye.!

Hi!

Alright!

I don't mind a casual

relationship too.

- Sure?

- Sure.

"French kiss is too foreign

Local's kiss the best."

"Without it, what can I say,

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