Katt Williams: Priceless: Afterlife

Synopsis: Comedian Katt Williams performs at Citizens Business Bank Arena in Ontario, Cal. Topics include California marijuana dispensaries; favorite TV shows; homophobia; police tactics; drug commercials; and the pros and cons of being single.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
6.4
TV-MA
Year:
2014
58 min
315 Views


He's the undisputed king

of underground comedy.

You've seen him

in "Friday After Next,"

"The Pimp Chronicles

One and Two,"

"It's Pimpin' Pimpin',"

"American Hustle,"

"Kattpacalypse,"

"Katt Williams:
Live,"

"Wild 'n Out," and more.

He shut down the Internet

single-handedly.

He's knocked out everyone

from 108 to 308 pounds.

He's back

and better than ever.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's get ready

to chuckle!

Presenting Katt Williams!

This shit

is legendary

Trip like Jason Terry

Pussy pink

as Katy Perry

This shit came

from nowhere

Drama,

please don't go there

Pussy Michael Jordan

No hair,

bald, had no hair

Bandz a made her dance

20s will bring

her friends

Cities,

a change of plans

Boy, I came here

off Gramps

For a dollar, you'll do

all this for a dollar?

Play, make you think

she a scholar

Accent like

she super proper

Lick the swimming pool

Make her say,

"F*ck all the rules"

Don't mind

if she get used

That poor nigga say,

"F*ck school"

So I made

this foreign type

Aw, yeah,

now I'm so in tight

I said she married

to the moola

Show some

motherfucking rocks

Hallelujah

This shit legendary

Trip like Jason Terry

Pussy pink

as Katy Perry

This shit came

from nowhere

Drama,

please don't go there

Pussy Michael Jordan

No hair,

bald, had no hair.

Man:

You go, Katt!

Is the IE in this bitch

this evening?

I had to get here,

'cause there's a lot

of shit going on,

not just in the world.

There's a lot of shit

going on with me.

I don't know

if you checked it out.

I was going through

some shit.

They arrested me five times

in five cities in five days.

What the f*ck?

Bitch,

I am not the international man of mystery.

What the f*ck?

They arrested me so much,

soon as I see the police,

my body just automatically

assumes the position.

Just...

See how I made

the hog-tie available?

'Cause they know

I like to fight.

It's fucked up.

I got arrested in a Target.

How the f*ck

do you go to jail

in an electronics

superstore?

A white man at the Target

caught me off guard.

He called me a pussy

and a n*gger

and a pussy and a n*gger

and a pussy and a n*gger.

And I said, "I am not

fixing to be one of these."

Bam! "What the f*ck

did I just do?

What the f*ck?"

See, life has a way

of sometimes

sending you

subtle wake-up calls.

Anytime you are standing

next to Suge Knight

and you are the person

going to jail,

that is a wake-up call

for your ass.

I'm in the pictures

like this.

Get my shit together.

It's fucked up.

I said to myself

I don't know

what the f*ck's going on.

We going to have to figure

this shit out.

Used to be

if I had some problems,

I could go to my therapist

at the weed place.

Yeah, Ontario's still

got weed places.

Couple over here.

Couple over here.

Couple over here.

I was in LA.

Ain't no weed places in LA.

They got a dispensary.

I don't know what the f*ck

that shit means,

but I think it means

"big as f*ck."

You are just in that

motherfucker, just...

Why do I have

a shopping cart?

I'm just saying you are

not supposed to have

500 different types

of deliciousness

in the same place

at the same time.

Got niggas overdosing

from smelling too much weed.

"Mmm, that is blueberry.

That's blueberry for real.

That is fresh as shit

right there.

That... white fire?

I ain't never even smelled

real fire before.

That is delicious.

Girl Scout cookies?

I love them.

Do you have Thin Mints?"

It's fucked up.

And I should have stayed

out there where it was safe

with the leafy products,

with the bud,

but they got a room

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