Hi, it's me.

Are you at the airport?

- Yep.

Doesn't sound like it.

- I'm on my way there.

You've done that for 6 hours.

- Just paid a visit a friend.

No, we didn't drink anything.

Just talked about life.

What if I kill myself?

- No, you won't.

You just go to Helsinki.

To start all over again. Right?

Maybe I shouldn't go?

- You have to go.

Stop dreaming.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't yell at me.

I don't like being yelled at.

I want you to go there

and get a job.

I've supported you for a year now.

Shape up.

But I have! I was the number

one salesman for the -

Holiday Magic Cosmetics!

Not many have! Not many can.

I've sold cars, cosmetics...

Is there something I haven't?

I'm working my butt off,

all the time, can't you see?

I know.

I have great plans,

just don't nag at me. Stop nagging!

I have work up to my neck!

- Just get on that plane.

Don't worry about the bankruptcies.

It's one hour flight only.

Start all over again.

You're a grown-up man.

Try to get something done!


Oulu, Finland.

Friday 24.3.1978.

Do you like kissing?

Well, that depends.

With some, not a chance.

Some just can't get enough. - I see.

Last night one of the kisses

missed the mark.


When we get to Amsterdam,

we'll eat well and go dancing.

Or we go straight to coffee shop

and then to the hotel.

Or hotel first and

coffee shop then.

Almost an empty plane today.

A routine day, thank God.

Have you noticed the love-bite

on co-pilot's neck?

How can this take so long?

We'll never get there.

And it's so cold, too.

The magic of the North.

I hate the North.

What's the time,

we'll never make the plane.

Why don't you say anything?

Nothing works here!

APU bleed air.

- Set.

Temp control, panel and AC.

- Auto and set.

Is that condition of

yours contagious?


- The blister.

Thank God we were there only

one night. Enough damage now.

Fuel supply, right hand, main.

Start-check completed.

Now we just wait.

What's the meaning of this?

What is so difficult?

Gotta get the bus started...

Hey, pal, don't touch anything.

Don't you know

how to drive a bus?

I don't have time for this.

I have big things going on.

Oh, I see.

I work for the Secret Police

in a smuggling case!

It's only an engine problem...

- This is big!

Get us some

goddamned taxis right now!

Someone get the taxi!

We're freezing here!

Right away. Calm down...

- You just shut up!

This is an international crowd here.

Is this as far as we're getting?

Hey, Eurovision contestants

should be going first!

Do something.

We're left behind!

Her voice is her instrument!

Old people are getting on.

Why don't you stand up for us?

Who'll compensate for the damages?


Quite a night at the local.

A hot chick asked me

if I'm an aviator.

I said I'm a fornicator.

A long, sweaty night.

Hallelujah! - Did she blow

or suck that mark?

Can you drive any faster?

I'm a member of

a Special Task Force of the Police.

Have to get to the airport.

And by God, turn off that radio.

Major Lamminparras,

highly ranked.

Specialist onboard.

And stuffed.

What did he say?

I'm the composer of this!

And she is the only singer -

capable to interpret

music like this.

Come on, now.

My rhythm stick never lies still!

Listen to this...

It was hard.

Thank you.

The bloody light went on again.

Check the manual.

But it's in English...

A beer.

Here you go.

The bus broke down,

I gave the driver hell.

Everyone was freezing.

I was fixing it,

while waiting for the taxi.

I gave a ride to a nice, old couple.

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