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No, really.|I cant leave this time.

She said:
No way.|So I said: I have a point.

-Can I have a point?|-Right.

-Fine.|-Which one?

I want the blonde.|I really want the blonde.

-I want the dark one.|-You want the dark?

-Yeah, I want the dark one.|-Are we gonna do a swap?

-Let s dig out. Let s do it two way.|-Okay, okay.

-I get the kitchen, I get the kitchen.|-Kitchen, lll take the bedroom.

-My name again, what was it?|-Tracey.

Phoebe! Goddammit!

-Come on, H.|-Taylor...

Come on. Come on, H.

All right, all right.

-So, what do you guys do, anyway?|-Im an explorer!

Oh, no!|Ive seen you around!

-Youre an accountant, or a lawyer...|-An accountant? Please!

Feel this. Since when does|an accountant feel like that?

Now, anybody can do weights.

-H, go and sit next to Lisas friend.|-Tracey!

Tracey, go sit next to H! Hes kinda|shy, you know. That s right!

Come round then!

-Hi!|-Hi.

-Hello, sailor!|-So?

We got it! We got it!

Thank you, guys!

Oh, my God...

-OK, come on...|-We are fine!

Okay. Were gonna come in.

-I gotta go.|-No way! Come on! One drink!

Come on, H! Please. Please!

Okay, okay.|Im aware of this.

-Are you guys coming in or what?|-You go on in, well be right there.

It s number 58. Hurry up before|we change our minds...

-Let s go in for one drink.|-I cant go in there!

-One drink.|-I cant!

-Why?|-If I screw around, Im dead meat.

Oh, man, these girls|are wet, wild and willing!

That s why I cant go in.

Come on, H! Havent I always looked|after you on our adventures together?

This is one kinda adventure I dont|do anymore. You know that.

What the hell|is going on down there?

Were coming!

Youre coming. Im going home.|lll call you to run thru the inventory.

H... H...

H!

Fuck the rules!

-Cat burglar?|-Pussy thief.

-Spiderman, what s the fucking idea?|-Im just visiting, pop.

You wanna jump down like a good boy|or you want me to blow your head off?

Tracey!

Lisa!

-Taylor, what youre doing up here?|-Wheres your magic wand now?

-Is this guy a friend of yours?|-It s okay, Tony. We know him.

Im okay, Tony.|Im okay.

Crazy fucking girls.

-He always do this kinda thing?|-Every Friday night.

Hello, girls. Nice neighborhood.|Hey, slow down.

Hello! Anyone home?

The baby is wet, daddy.

What s that, Cin?

I dont understand how you can sit|there with your son sopping wet...

and not even notice.

-Im sorry.|-Dont apologize to me.

Im sorry, Eric.

I just had a flash about this paper,|Cin, I gotta get this done.

Weve been waiting about a year for|you to have a flash about parenthood!

Give me a break, honey.

We get an hour a day of your valuable|time, professor, if were lucky.

Im only asking you for one hour|a day to think about us.

-Cin!|-Yes?

I forgot to tell you that the Alaska|trip has been pushed forward a week.

Harold, I want to make you a deal.

You can be a foul-up as a father|for ten more days.

When you get back from this trip,|youll promise to concentrate on us.

The three of us, for six months.

-Okay?|-I promise.

You got your fingers crossed?

Fine.

Hold Eric for five more minutes,|'till Im ready for work.

Im gonna take you|to a mountain with me.

Yeah, a mountain.

Give me a kiss, a kiss.

Listen, Carl, all you have|to do is go back in there...

and testify what you|saw those guys do.

Just tell the Court the truth.

lll drop accessory to second degree|murder to aggravated assault.

Plus we forget all the other charges.|It s a hell of a deal, Carl.

-A hell of a deal.|-Man, you is one fucking attorney!

Aggravated assault? One year tops.|County time youre out in 8 months.

Man, I rat and in|eight months Im dead!

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