Jungle 2 Jungle

Synopsis: Michael Cromwell is a successful albeit self-absorbed commodities broker who wants to marry his new girlfriend, but to do that he has to divorce his ex-wife who has spent several years living among South American Indians. When he travels there to obtain the divorce papers, he discovers he has a teenage son, who accompanies him back to America to learn the ways of the urban jungle.

Genre: Comedy, Family

Director(s): John Pasquin

Actors: Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich

Production: Walt Disney Productions

3 nominations.


IMDB:: 5.1
Rotten Tomatoes:: 19%

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: PG
Year:: 1997
: 105 min
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- Ten and a half!
- Nine fifty!
- Twenty-five!
- I'll take it!
- How's July? July how?
- July's at 95 and a quarter.
Ninety-four and a half bid.
Hey, bonehead, moron!
- Moron? Moron this. At 95. At 95.
- Keep your pencil to yourself!
- 94 and 3 quarter bid for 300.
- Sold, 300!
- Buy 300, yes!
- 300, you idiot? Get out of my way.
300 lots of coffee futures?
You call that a hunch?
No, Richard. I call
that an opportunity.
300 lots in this market is not
an opportunity. It's a death wish.
- Oh, ye of little faith.
- No, no, no. Me of big mortgage.
- Hi, Maddy. What've you got?
- Flight 109 leaving J.F.K., 1:00 p. m.,
arriving Caracas
at 6:
22 p. m.
- All right, all right.
- Aw, come on.
You're not still leaving,
after what you did in there?
I'm getting married to Charlotte.
I need the divorce from Patricia.
- Toiletries, shirts, socks-
- I don't believe this.
You're gonna leave me
with 5,100 tons of coffee?
Richard, I put up with you because
you're the best analyst on the Street.
You give me that same
patronizing little speech...
every time you play
one of your stupid hunches.
- Yeah? And what happens?
- I'm hospitalized, and the blood pressure medication is adjusted.
Uplink. You'll overnight in Caracas,
then fly to Canaima the next morning.
Thanks.
See ya in two days.
Unbelievable.
This thing might be quicker
if you used both engines!
Senor Kromwell?
Senor Kromwell?
That'd be me, Michael Cromwell,
with a "C."
Senor Cromwell with a "C." I am Abe
Botero with a "B," your attorney-at-law.
I am outrageously pleased
to meet with you.
Abe, Abe.
Let me go.
My car is right over here.
Do you have any more luggage?
I travel kinda light, Abe. So,
what's the deal? Where is Patricia?
Uh, we received this letter
from your wife today.
Senora Cromwell says that
she could not come to Canaima,
- but she wants to get you to Lipo Lipo.
- Wait a second.
I travel 3,000 miles to get here. She
doesn't show up? What's that about?
Abe has a saying:
He who knows what a woman wants,
knows everything,
but not even God
knows that.
Okay. If that's the way she wants
to play it, she's not gonna get a dime.
If Cromwell should bother
to call, put him through to my office!
Has anybody seen that idiot Kempster
around here?
Kempster!
Michael, you have got
to get back here tomorrow.
Langston is going insane.
Where are you?
- I'm staying in the middle
of Nightmare on Bodega Street.
If you don't get here,
do I sell the coffee or do I hold it?
No, no, no, no. Do not sell the coffee
till I give you the go-ahead.
Call me on the uplink
as soon as London opens, all right?
- All right. Okay.
- Kempster!
Nah, I wouldn't do that.
Oh, and why not?
Oh!
Lipo Lipo. So nice
they named it twice.
Oh, my God.
She left me
for Gilligan's Island!
- Great. I'll be right back.
- Not long. I have an appointment.
You have an appointment? Well, if it's
the cable guy, you got plenty of time.
- Okay.
- Hi, um-
I'm-I'm Michael Cromwell. I'm
looking for Patricia Cromwell.
You know Patricia Cromwell?
She's a doctor.
No, a woman. Like me, but, but...
full-figured.
Paliku.
- Paliku.
- Pali who?
- Paliku.
- Paliku?
- Where is she?
- Paliku.
- Paliku! Paliku!
- Yes, I heard you. Okay, okay.
Patricia.
Mmm.
You look different.
Michael.
You made it.
Um, yes, I did.
You look good.
So do you.
- How've you been?
- Better. Much better.
Weren't you supposed
to meet me in Canaima last night?
Botako's having
her first litter.
- Congratulations.
- Not her.
This is Pontspie. Pontspie,
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