
Joe Somebody
(0.00 / 0 votes)Hey!
Hi!
How are you?
Welcome to "Bring Your Daughter To Work
Day" here at STARKe Pharmaceutical.
Very nice. Very nice.
Home movies and, uh, family photos.
That's... nice. It's novel.
Pat, this is just a first cut,
of course. You know, it's...
So, I was wondering how next month's
Good Chemistry video is coming along.
- Um... I can have it by Thursday.
- Ooh, Pagel wants a look by Wednesday.
- Perfect! Gotta run!
That-that... This might be
a good time for you and I
to talk about
that promotion of mine.
Or those
basketball tickets?
All right.
We'll do it some other time.
Okay, then.
No.
Hey, let me give you a hand with this.
Just hand me your staple gun.
- The... what?
- The staple gun.
- Oh! Staple gun.
Thank you.
You are really saving me here.
You're welcome. You know, I love
this whole "Choose Happiness" thing.
Yeah. It's, uh, based on the
classic philosophical concept
that happiness is a choice,
not a condition.
Maybe they're getting it
on a subliminal level.
It's Joe, isn't it?
Joe... Scheffer.
- Yeah.
- Meg Harper.
Hi.
You did that great video
for my department last summer.
I know...
It actually, um...
it made me cry.
Why?
Cause it was so...
- ... bad?
- No, not-not at all. Because it was so good!
Thanks.
- How have you been, Joe?
- I got a divorce, actually.
Oh. Oh!
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no. That's okay.
- You all right?
- Yeah. You know, it's-it's weird.
No, yeah, but I'm doin' great.
I stay busy.
During the week, it's all about
my daughter Natalie. She's 12.
And on weekends, schedule's totally
whacked. I work out all the time.
- Me too!
- I got concerts, plays... Uh...
I hike now.
Got some Vibram sole boots.
I do a little trekkin'.
I travel extensively.
- Well, sounds like you win.
- I dance!
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Not professionally, mind you, but
I do go to clubs with other... others.
Look, geez, Joe, get off your ass
and do something!
- I'm-I'm thinkin' about getting a pilot's license.
- I was kidding.
Oh!
I'm not gonna take lessons.
Not gonna fly. I was joking too.
Hey, um, you know what? I should
buy you an almond-spiced latte.
It's the least I can do
for helping me with this...
this whole... with the banner.
I got this work to do.
I-I should just finish my lunch.
I understand completely.
- Okay?
- Okay.
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from STARKe Pharmaceuticals.
Making you better
than you really are.
Possible side effects may include
depression, general discomfort,
headaches, blurred or
distorted vision, loss of balance,
dry mouth, numbness,
periodontal disease, lockjaw,
tremors, heart palpitations,
varicose veins,
liver damage, kidney failure, loss
of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight,
early Alzheimer's,
cardiac arrest,
and in extremely
rare cases... death.
Volomin. Making you better
than you really are.
Daddy!
Hey, Nat!
Hi, dad!
- Yeah!
- Oh! Mmm.
Did you have fun?
Weekend from hell.
They took me to another
silly-ass hippie restaurant.
With the most absurd
one-man play ever produced.
"Silly-ass"?
- Dad!
- Just find an alternative.
Geez.
Everything on the menu
was made with curd.
Curd this, curd that.
I mean, I ordered a hamburger,
and I got a ten-minute lecture
on animal rights from the waitress.
And the guy in the play
was half naked.
- What? Which half?
- Dad!
Did you get
the T-Wolves tickets?
No, I-I-I didn't this time. You know,
the list for company tickets is real long.
- And, you know, I'm gonna get a promotion...
- Dad!
The best view
is on TV anyway.
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