Jin ping mei er ai de nu li

I, Simon Qing, am a rich and powerful man

in Qing He County,

Ever since I lost my virginity

and knew what pleasure sex can give me,

I am obsessed with sex.

It becomes my favourite pastime.

.3From then on, I visited all kinds of brothels,

And spent my days frolicking with women...

Until i met my first wife Moon,

who truly loves me and with whom

I have the best sex

However,

When I came across Lotus

and had sex with her again,

I was completely overwhelmed.

To have her to myself only,

I murdered her husband Wu Da-lang

and made Lotus my concubine.

Henceforth, I became a sex addict

And my lust knows no end!

Lotus!

Dear husband, you're back!

Yes, I'm back

Come and sit here

Why do you look so happy?

Do you remember Mrs. Wang?

Yes. I certainly remember her.

Poor soul!

After Mr. Wang had taken a new concubine,

his eighth,

he hasn't touched Mrs. Wang since.

Really?

He completely ignores her.

And there's more.

The new concubine is a fox.

She knows how to please men in bed.

I'm the only one who knows what she does.

She can perform the Dragon Moves upon men

when she makes love.

She does it with Mr. Wang every night

before he goes to bed.

Are the Dragon Moves that good?

I'II teach you in a moment and you'Il know...

Come on.

Bottoms Up!

Encore!

Bottoms up!

Leave us alone.

Yes, master.

I want to have some too.

Are you sure?

Good.

It is really good...

Fantastic!

Have you peeled it?

Try it.

Good.

Nothing on earth is more delicious than this.

Then have a few more.

Is it nice?

Let me try.

Kiss it.

It is stuffy.

No. Not there!

One piece.

Two pieces.

Three pieces.

Four pieces.

Five pieces.

Six pieces.

Here I come.

Master, it hurts...

Please let me go...

Master...

Is it fun, eh?

Open the door.

Come.

Come on... Let's drink.

What are you doing?

Let go of me!

Be careful.

You sit down... I'm here

Husband...

Get some wine. We'll drink again...

Violetta?

Whom are you calling?

This is my wife, Pinky.

Her maiden name is Li.

Pinky?

Master Simon, how do you do?

Go get us some tea...

Yes, master!

There's no tea... let's have some wine.

I'm Simon. Nice to meet you.

Go take Master to his room.

Yes.

Master, take some rest in your room.

Where?

We're going to have a drink? Good...

Thank you so much.

You must be blessed to have such...

...a virtuous wife.

You're teasing me. I'm embarrassed.

We are good friends.

But...

Sometimes, you have to talk to him.

Please tell me honestly if he has done wrong.

I have a concubine named Lotus.

She is a beauty.

These days, whenever your husband

comes to visit me...

He makes passes with her.

I don't feel good about that.

But i don't want to tell him in case

it hurts our friendship.

Because of this, i feel disturbed.

Is it true?

Please don't think

I'm bad-mouthing your husband.

I just have to let it out.

Remember, don't telI him I told you so...

I understand.

Thank you for informing me about his doings.

That's good.

I have to go now.

Take care.

We're here.

Why do you come back so soon?

Get me some wine.

Don't drink any more. You will get drunk...

Get me some wine.

Look how drunk he is.

Husband.

Lotus.

Why are you so late?

Let me tell you what I did tonight.

What?

What happened?

My friend, Hua Zi-xu...

He asked me to have a drink with him tonight.

He said sex with his wife...

...is not good.

Then I told him i had a great time

making love with you.

I told him about the grapes...

He was so envious of me...

You told him...

what we did?

Get me some wine.

Quick!

You just have some rest.

Take him to bed.

Let's go back to our room.

We have to celebrate tonight.

Good.

Let us celebrate in whatever ways you want.

Tonight, i'll...

Use this to tie you up.

You're naughty... you have so many tricks.

Master, where're you going?

I'm going to open the door.

What for?

It's cold outside!

Why do you let him in?

Husband, tell him to get out.

Kick him out...

Do you like other men look at your wife's body?

Don't be shy. You had slept with other men.

We're like blood brothers Yes...

You can do more than watching

- you can have her too.

No, don't...

He's seen enough. Tell him to leave!

Isn't her skin smooth?

She's superb.

Don't touch me! Get out!

She should be wet by now.

Don't

She's all wet.

Pick your roses...

Don't...

...while they blossom

Let go of me!

Since we are buddies, i will do what i please.

Be nice. I want to see you have sex with him.

What's wrong, honey?

Imagine you are doing it with me.

Then you will feel the joy...

Hua, she's getting into it.

Yes...

Give it to her harder! Harder!

My friend...

What's wrong with you? I let you screw my wife...

Don't you let her down!

Quick, screw her a hundred times!

Come on

Harder...

Pinky?

Faster...

Harder, harder...

Get lost! You idiot!

Get lost!

That's all he got,

how can he satisfy my wife?

Goon!

Let me do it!

You are faking it. How could you be so excited?

Simon's Residence.

Lotus.

Master, you're looking for me?

What's the matter?

Come here and sit down.

Lotus, how long have you been with me?

A few months.

I want you to bear me a son.

I want to have a son too.

But regretfully...

we don't have one.

See, there's a temple fair today.

You go and pray to the gods for a son, will you?

I wilI.

Go now and be back early.

I'II wait for you in the bedroom. Iright?

Sure.

I'II do whatever you want.

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