Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

Synopsis: In this documentary/stand-up special, Jeff takes his friends in the suitcase all around the world, performing in places such as Iceland, Norway, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, London, and Israel.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Rob Dipple
 
IMDB:
7.1
TV-14
Year:
2014
83 min
83 Views

Jeff Dunham:
Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities.

50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map.

(Title Card)

Jeff Dunham:
Hey, guys. I just completed the longest

and biggest tour I've ever been on, and I couldn't have done it without my wife Audrey, who's travelled everywhere, or without my friend Jeff Rothpan, who's never traveled further than his own mailbox. Was I little concerned about doing shows in the Far East, and Africa, and the Middle East? No, I was a lot concerned. But the adventures all began in Iceland.

(Iceland)

Jeff Dunham:
Walter, I'm just impressed that all these folks came out for our show tonight?

Walter:
Well, don't be?

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Walter:
Well, it's Iceland. It's not you or us. There's nothing else to do here.

Jeff Dunham:
I know you read up a little bit before we came back.

Walter:
Yeah.

Jeff Dunham:
What you read about?

Walter:
The Volcanoes

Jeff Dunham:
You read about that?

Walter:
Yeah. imagine something that can erupt at any second and destroy everything in it's path.

Jeff Dunham:
Yep

Walter:
I'll Be Darned.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Walter:
I married a volcano.

Jeff Dunham:
You know that Iceland has one of the highest life expectancies in the entire world?

Walter:
I did not know that.

Jeff Dunham:
Especially women.

Walter:
Huh?

Jeff Dunham:
Yeah, here a woman's average lifespan

and is 90 to 100 years.

Walter:
Send my wife home immediately. What is this?

Hell on earth?

Jeff Dunham:
How do you like the food here?

Walter:
Oh, very funny. I tried some of that... what do you called that? Hakharl hacaral hakaral. You cannot speak Icelandic without moving your lips, I'm telling you.

Think about it. There's no Icelandic ventriloquist ever.

I will say, though, I think the folks of Iceland are geniuses.

Jeff Dunham:
How's that?

Walter:
They know how to keep it from getting overcrowded with foreigners.

Jeff Dunham:
How's that?

Walter:
Simply by naming the place Iceland. It sounds like you'll freeze your ass off. Plus it's easier to say than the dark long winter land where the weather is ****.

We're morons for naming our country the United States.

Sounds way too welcoming. We should've called our country crazy assholes with guns.

Jeff Dunham:
Did you get a chance to go to a volcano?

Walter:
Oh, yes I did.

Jeff Dunham:
Did you take your wife?

Walter:
Yes, I did.

Jeff Dunham:
What'd she think?

Walter:
She kept saying the same thing over and over.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Walter:
Stop trying to push me in.

Jeff Dunham:
On another subject you know strip clubs are also illegal here?

Walter:
Really?

Jeff Dunham:
Right

Walter:
So if i want to see a naked women i have to a six hour flight to Scotland.

Jeff Dunham:
Or there's your wife

Walter:
Oh that's true in Iceland, it legal to whale hunt.

Jeff Dunham:
That's not nice

(Cutscene)

Jeff Dunham:
So i do an interview with the Nancy Grace Of Iceland. Tough penetrating questions

Nancy Grace:
You probably have to face some criticism, how do you deal with it?

Jeff Dunham:
How do we face criticism?

Walter:
We don't care. Good thing we had to hold our own microphone this place is on a budget.

(Crickets chriping)

Peanut:
Look i don't want to start a riot or anything but i want all the hot Icelandic women to know, i'm easy, the only problem is Jeff will have to come along too.

Jeff Dunham:
I'm happily married.

Peanut:
Not my problem. Did you know that every

single city in Iceland is named after the sound a cat makes when throwing up a hair ball? I learned that.

Jeff Dunham:
That's not true. Oh? Reygoovableh. There it is.

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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