Jaws: The Revenge

Stop that!

Stop what?

I'm not doing anything.

Ow!

Serves you right.

Will you cut that out?

I can't help myself.

You're as sneaky

as your father was.

He was the tomato thief of all time.

- I know what you're doing.

- I'm hungry.

Let me finish dinner

before you eat it. Chop these.

Sorry, fellas.

Oh, Mom, tomorrow night we're going

with Tiffany to buy a Christmas tree.

OK, but a small one.

Watch your fingers.

No way, a big one. Ow! Shit!

- Are you OK?

- Yeah, it adds flavour.

- Hello?

- We don't want any.

Thea who?

I know it's Thea Brody.

How many grandkids do I have?

- 'I can call by myself.'

- I know. You're a big girl.

- 'I'm five now, Grandma.'

- I know you're five.

Hi, kiddo.

How're you doin' down there?

'I'm fine, Uncle Sean.

I'm taking swimming lessons.'

- 'She swims like a fish.'

- Michael!

- Hey, bro.

- The fish. Check it.

- No way! You check it.

- I'm on the phone.

- 'What's going on? '

- Your grandmother is a slave driver!

- Did you get the book?

- 'Yeah. Thanks! '

Ask the big doctor about his job.

Tough life, you Bahamian beach bum.

'I heard that.'

- He heard that.

- Good.

Hey, how come you get to leave early?

Cos my desk is closer to the door.

- A big one.

- No, your brother won't be here.

- Merry Christmas!

- Merry Christmas, Jim.

- Eggnog time Thursday night!

- We'll be there.

We are getting a big tree

for all the old ornaments...

- With stockings on the mantle...

- And cookies and beer for Santa.

All right! Tiffany, do you realise

what a madman you're marrying?

Yes, I do.

- I gotta check in.

- OK.

- See you. Love you.

- Bye. Me, too.

- Don't be late!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That bad, huh?

We're out of decaf,

petty cash and requisition forms.

Anything to do before I go?

That man keeps calling

about his training film.

He won't believe

we don't have a SWAT team.

Good night, Polly!

Amity Police Department.

Hold it!

There's an old dock piling

in the channel.

Maybe it'll just keep on

drifting till it goes away?

- It's stuck on a channel marker.

- Good night, Polly.

Uh-huh. It... Hold it!

It has to be cleared

before the fishermen come back.

Where's Lenny?

Out to Ben Master's place.

Cow tipping.

Cow tipping?

Says kids tip over his sleeping cows.

They're not givin' milk.

OK, I'll take care of it.

Deputy Brody will

take care of it personally.

Call home, tell 'em I'll be late.

- Uh-huh.

- Cow tipping!

# The first Noel

# The angels did say

# Was to certain poor shepherds

# In fields as they lay... #

- No, no, no, no! Hold it!

Hold it! Together, people!

Together, remember?

All right. Let's try it again.

Two, three.

Where the hell are the Wise Men?

Good luck, Harry.

I'm gonna need it with this bunch.

Sounds better than

when I was a shepherd.

Joseph,

where the hell is your robe?

You're supposed to be

in costume! Jesus!

I'm over here!

All right, clear quickly.

Ready, angels, and...

Very good, people. Very good.

And now, again, "Noel," everyone.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Help!

Help me!

Oh, God! Help me!

His things.

I thought you'd want them.

Grandma! Grandma!

We're here!

Grandma?

- Mom?

- We're here.

Thea, get down here. Come on.

Anybody home?

Michael.

Where's Mom?

She's been out there for hours.

How's she doing?

We've just come from Tiffany's house.

Poor girl.

The doctors had to sedate her.

- Hello, Mrs Taft.

- Hi, sweetheart.

I didn't recognise you, Thea.

You're so grown up.

Uncle Sean is dead, you know.

- Will he ever come back?

- We'll talk about that more later.

Are you hungry?

I had a hamburger

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