James Leroy Anderson The Movie (A.K.A.) The Heroes Squad

Synopsis: When Scooby and the gang get trapped in a video game created for them, they must fight against the 'Phantom Virus'. And The 4 Villains To escape the game they must go level by level and defeat the game once and for all.discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth.
Year:
2021
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EXT. DESERT VALLEY - DAY 1

The high desert -- absolutely silent -- a vast, hard land-

scape stretching away to distant mountains. The silence is

broken by hoof-beats.

2 EXT. EDGAR'S PLACE - DAY 2

It's a simple cabin dwarfed by a big, ramshackle barn. EDGAR

DEEMS (60s), a weathered desert rat of a hermit, is walking

his donkey around in circles.

Now, rattling toward them down an endless dirt road, comes an

old, sun-bleached Buick. It stops and out leans OLD FRED

(70s) wearing a sweat-stained fedora. The two friends nod.

Original Opening Sequence

Edgar Deems

Fred

Old Fred

Oh How She Doing

Edgar Deems

Move To Lay Down A Little Worried

Old Fred

Well I Bring Her Something I Know She Like

Edgar Deems

Darn Fred You Can't Afford To Give All Over The Way Justine Look What Fred Brought You

Old Fred

You Are We Gonna Play Card Tonight

Edgar Deems

I'm Gonna Be Sitting Up With Her

Old Fred

Oh Well Do The Same All Right Catch You Thursday

Edgar Deems

I'll Bring The Ammunition Come On Justine Come On Justine Let's Get You In Our Of The Sun For A Spell We'll Get You Some Shades Though You Can Cool Off I Get You Some Flesh Water You'll Be All Right Pretty Soon Justine

[Rumbling In Shed]

Edgar Deems

Justine [Whimpering & Crying]

HONG KONG - AN OUTDOOR MARKETPLACE

Crowded. Filled with oriental and British merchants.

You can buy anything here. Electronics. Food. Any-

thing.

MIKE NORRIS:

walks through the owd. An American businessman.1-He

wears a tas eful g3,y suit. He's thin, with distinguished

good looks and thin brown hair. He's 56 years old.

Rand looks around; fascinated by the vast array of people

and merchandise. He stops at a booth. A tiny ORIENTAL,

WOMAN stands behind the counter. Rand gives her a polite

smile.

Mike Norris (V.O.)

Friends, let me introduce myself. Norris's the name. Det. Mike Norris. That's me there on the corner. I'm an inventor. And I have a story to tell. I know. Who hasn't got a story? Well, nobody's got a story like this one. Nobody. It all started here in Chinatown. I was trying to move a little merchandise......maybe find a present for my Stepkid. I tried this one place.

Mike Norris

Wait a minute. What's down here?

Kevin McCallister

This is it.

Mike Norris

This is your grandfather's store?

Kevin McCallister

Come on. No wonder you gotta drag people in off the street. Go ahead, mister. Look around. See if there's something you like. Are these things real? I told you. Everything's real. You do have interesting artifacts here... ...but there's one thing you don't have. And what's that?

Mike Norris

Let me show you. I'm an inventor. I made this. The Bathroom Buddy. The invention of the century. It eliminates the need to carry heavy luggage when you travel. You got yourself your shaving mirror... your toothbrush, a toothpick. You got toenail clippers... a nail file...and you got yourself a dental mirror. This is gonna revolutionize traveling. Let's just say, for the sake of argument... ...that you're on a bus, a plane or a train. You forgot to brush your teeth. You got yourself a bad case of dragon breath. Bad breath. What do you do? No problem, friend. All you do is... ...you take your toothbrush out... ...and you push this button. That's absolutely no problem. Cleans up easily. What I'd like to do, sir, is give you my card. Mike Norris. "Fantastic Ideas for a Fantastic World." I make the illogical logical. I can get you these. I can get them by the dozen if you'd like. What do you think? What do you think? Where's that coming from? What is that?

Kevin McCallister

Mogwai.

Mike Norris

What's he doing?

Kevin McCallister

Singing. He does that sometimes.

Mike Norris

I gotta have him. He's incredible. Tell you what I'll do. I'll give you $100 for him. I've gotta have him. It's a present for my Stepson for Christmas. It's what I've been looking for. I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200. That's $200!

Mr. Wing

I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.

Mike Norris

You said everything here was for sale.

Kevin McCallister

Grandfather!

Mr. Wing

With mogwai comes much responsibility.

Mike Norris

I cannot sell him at any price.

Kevin McCallister

Wait outside. I'll be right out. Just go. Okay, mister. Here it is.

Mike Norris

What about your grandfather?

Kevin McCallister

Forget what he said. He's crazy.

Kevin McCallister

We need the money. Do you want it or not?

Mike Norris

I want it.

Kevin McCallister

There's three rules you've gotta follow.

Mike Norris

What kind of rules?

Kevin McCallister

Keep him out of the light. He hates bright light, especially sunlight. It'll kill him. And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget...no matter how much he cries or how much he begs...never, never feed him after midnight. Got it?

Mike Norris

Sure. Whatever you say. Thanks. And have a Merry Christmas.

Astoria, Oregon,

Leon C. Nash

Check The Replay Slow Mo

Joe P. Cox

I told you that Little Sucker scandalous! Now we get to break him off some.

Clarence J. Boddicker

Now we get to break him off some. He wouldn't have did it if he didn't have somebody in Houston to help him get that package. I wanna know who it is. Jake set it up for Saturday. I wanna do it someplace way out, where nobody is, off the track.

Jake Fratelli

I got just the ticket, Clarence

Columbia S’C

The Female Police Det. Kirsty Cotton And Tiffany Running Up Stairs Old Man Name Eugene Delong Grab A Gun And Newspaper Out His Dresser Kirsty And Tiffany Brust Out A Door Opening

Eugene Delong

Stand Back

Tiffany

Shoot

Eugene Delong

Here I Stake From Chester Copperpot Lighthouse Restaurant Down To The Cave Organ And One Eye Willy Ship I Never Told Here Take It Take it! Save my soul!

Kirsty Cotton

Take it easy, we'll get ya out. Come on!

Eugene Delong

Oh Forget Jesus Save Your Soul

Kirsty Cotton

We're tryin' to save your life!

Eugene Delong

(Screams)

Kirsty Cotton

Gosh Ah

Hopkins S’C

Meet James Leroy Anderson He The Hero The Lover The Cop The Victim The Killer The Criminal And The Man Who Stand Between Right And Wrong Good And Evil He Sleeping On His Grandma's Bed

Maitland's And Zack's Thug

I'm Ready Go

He Draw His New Weapon Browning Hi-Power Out His Grandma's Pillow Maitland's And Zack's Thug Fire The Gun James Shot The Thug He Dodge Bullet A Window He Fire At The Window The Thug Blast The Box James He Run The Bathroom He Shot A Window And He Shot The Thug The Thug Blast Floor James Turn His Head See His Shotgun He Threw His Gun To The Minor The Thug Blast The Minor James Catch His Shotgun And Blast The Roof He Fall a Roof To The Floor And Pump His Shotgun And His Axel Foley Indiana Jones Han Solo Rick Deckard Kyle Reese And A Rest And Put His Kyle Reese Outfit On

Title Card:

James Leroy Anderson The Movie

The Heroes Squad

CAST OF CHARACTERS

James Leroy Anderson.........Detective

Younger Andy Barclay...........Junior Officer

Teenage Andy Barclay.........Deputy Sheriff

Kyle.........The Local Handymen

Jenny Summers............The Art Galley

Scooby-Doo..........Dog

Kirsty Cotton.........Insurance Investigator

Tiffany........ Patient From The Channard Institution

Christina Tina McGee..........Scientist

Three men and Five women: Kyle Jenny Tina Tiffany and Kirsty.

They Draw A Pistol Revolver Shotgun And Bowcastler They Fire At Southeast Park

Later Police Department Kirsty Out A Her Car She Got A Newspaper Walk To Her Office That His I.D Card And Gold And One Willy Treasure Map

Professor Kaufman.

Any progress, Barry And Neil?

Neil Gordon

Sorry, Professor Kaufman.

Barry Allen

There's still something wrong with the program.

Professor Kaufman.

We can't do any more experiments with the laser until you boys fix it.

Bill McLemore

We know. We know. Hey, wait! I've found something.

Barry Allen-

What?

Professor Kaufman. –

Who turned on the laser?

(Both)

Not me!

Professor Kaufman. –

Shut it down!

Bill- McLemore

I can't! It's not responding!

(Both Gasp)

(Both Laughing)

Professor Kaufman. –

What is that?

Bill- McLemore

I was hoping you'd know, professor.

Barry Allen-

He's absorbing all our computer data.

Professor Kaufman.-

Call security!

Neil Gordon

Aah

(Both Gasp)

(The 4 Villains Laughs)

Kirsty Cotton

Hey Tiffany remember what that old guy said about burnin' in hech and all? This envelope here. I've been goin' through it, fillin' out the report. I think I figured out what he meant. It's pretty wild.

Tiffany

"Orgill Brothers and Company. Eugene Delong Employee I.D. Card."

Kirsty Cotton

Eugene Delong was the old man. Read this.

Tiffany

"St. Louis Herald, February rd, . "Catholic Church Looted And Vandalized. "Thieves broke into St. Anthony's Church last night... "and made off with a fortune in religious articles. Objects, most of which were pure gold, were on pecial exhibit from Europe."

Kirsty Cotton

It's gold, solid gold.

Tiffany

Sweet Jeepers

Kirsty Cotton

I think it was old Eugene that robbed this church.

Tiffany

Shoot, I'd say there ain't no question about it.

Kirsty Cotton

We just solved a crime, a -year-old crime. Wow, that's pretty wild.

Tiffany

Hey Kirsty I think our ship just come in. This, my friend, is a treasure map.

The Railroad Track Train Fast On Track

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley (V.O.)

So This The City S.C. U.S.A. I Return From The Grave I Got Bit By Spider So I Wake Up In My Coffin With My Old Buddy Pal A Pup Named Scooby-Doo I With Him I Walk To Down Town To Well Fargo Bank

Last place of employment?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. They lost 14 banks in one week. So

There's nothing available for you, right now.

The Street Peacher

They use their tongues to deceive you. Venom is on their lips. Their mouths are full of bitterness and curses. The fear of God is not before their eyes. They have taken the hearts and minds of our leaders. They have blinded us to the truth. Our human spirit is corrupted. Why do we worship greed? Outside the limit of our sight they're feeding off us. Perched on top of us from birth to death, are our owners. They have us. They control us. They are our masters. Wake up. They're all around you.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley (V.O.)

Scooby And I Drive My New Car Called Crappy Blue Chevy Nova I Headed My Mama House And Clubhouse With Tree Called Monster Club And Scooby-Doo Det. Agency So I Wake Up earlier. In Moring With My Old Friend And Foster Kids

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Good morning, Mr. Barclay This is your wake-up call. Please move your butt Stampede! Stampede, Andy!

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Teenage Andy Barclay You dumb shark.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laugh)

Teenage Andy Barclay

I was in a stampede once. Three hundred head going heck-bent for the horizon.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Now, exactly how many cows are required for a stampede, Andy? l mean, is it like three or more? ls there a minimum speed?

Teenage Andy Barclay

l wish a stampede up your Butt

James Or Axel Take His Matches Out His Pocket Light Up With Teenage Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

No Breakfast

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l did it yesterday. lt was bologna and beans.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No. lt was eggs. My Mom did eggs, over easy.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The Heck You Did bologna and beans It Your Turn

James Or Axel And Teenage Andy They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Make Teenage Andy Win And He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, l guess when l'm your age, l'll forget what l eat, too.

James Or Axel Give His Coffle Mug

Jenny Summers

Ow Oh Gosh Darn It. l ask you, is this a job for intelligent men?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Show me one. l'll ask him.

Kyle Simpson

l mean, if we were real serious about money, we'd quit being hired hands. . .

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The Players Detectives Of Criminal Case Kyle We Are The Players Detectives Of Criminal Case

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, yeah. We should quit this job and find ourselves some real employment.

Younger Andy Barclay

Are you gonna give up all this personal freedom? l don't know.

James Or Axel Keep Dig His Shovel And He Climb Up Holes And He Drive His Crappy Blue Chevy Nova Gas Tank Ran Out Fuel And Bang On Dirt Road

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey My Car Ran Out Of Juice Worst Ever Year

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well Not Long A Range

Teenage Andy Eat His Hot Dog And Mustard And He Payday Candy Bar

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey

They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Again One Two Three Try Again One Two Three He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laugh)

He Eat His Payday Candy Bar To James Or Axel

Jenny Summers

You Got Get Hump Up

Kyle Simpson

Please Don’t Not Talk The Driver

The Tire Got Stuck James Or Axel Standing With Teenage Andy And He Andy Payday Candy Bar

Scooby-Doo

(Laughing) Freeway

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

So, what's on the agenda for today?

Teenage Andy Barclay

lt's garbage day.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh, man! Already? Hey, what's Nestor paying us?

Teenage Andy Barclay

50 bucks. And that's 47 bucks more than we got.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Your Mom Your Stepfather Miss Stewart And Savon place is closer. Let's do their linoleum today and do the garbage tomorrow.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Nestor's not home tomorrow. Now, look, we don't dig today, we don't et paid today. Now, darn it, James, you never plan ahead. You never take the long view. l mean, here it is Monday and l'm already thinking of Wednesday. lt is Monday, right?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey, who the heck's that? That's not what's-his-name, the grad student?

Teenage Andy Barclay

No. He graduated. Must be the new one.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The new one? That's supposed to be a girl.

They Drive To Introduton The Star Labs Woman

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Whopping) You will have long, blonde hair, big, green eyes,world-class breasts, Butt that won't quit and legs that go all the way up!

They Stop His Crappy Blue Chevy Nova And That Christina Tina McGee The Star Labs Woman

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Hi I’m Tina Dr. Christina Tina Mcgee l'm up here for the semester.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, geography.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger Andy And Scooby)

Geology.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Yeah, well, actually seismology. Earthquakes. And You Five And Those Dog Must Be James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger And Teenage Andy

Scooby-Doo

And Scooby-Doo

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

l've heard all about you.

Jenny Summers

We deny everything.(Laughing)

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Hey, listen, l've got a question for you. Do you know if anybody's doing any drilling or blasting or anything like that?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laughing) Around here? No, ma'am.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Well, l'm supposed to monitor the seismographs. You know, they measure vibrations.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger Andy And Scooby)

Vibrations in the ground.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Yeah. Well, l've been getting some really strange readings. l mean, the school's had these machines up here for three years, and we've never recorded anything like this.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well, we'll ask around. Uh. You know, see if anyone's heard anything.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Thanks. Gosh, l hope they're not broken. l might have to bag the whole semester. Anyway, sorry to bother you.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No problem. Nice meeting you. Hope you get it all sorted out.

She Say Good Bye To Her 6 New Friends And She Got Sun Screen On Her Nose

Teenage Andy Barclay

You know, if you wanted, we could take a look at those seismographs for her if you want.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What The Heck o we know about seismographs?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Nothing. lt sure might be a slick way to get to know her.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Why?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Darn It. James You don't go for any gal

unless she fits

that stupid list of yours

from top to bottom.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, sure!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end. l mean, like that Bobby Lynn Dexter.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tammy Lynn Baxter.

Teenage Andy Barclay

lt don't matter. They're all the same, dead weight. "Ooh ! l broke a nail !"Makes my skin crawl.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, l'm a victim of circumstance.

Teenage Andy Barclay

l thought you call it Dumb And Dumber

The Blue Crappy Chevy Nova Drive Down To Gerry Fever Road He Turn Right Circle K They Walk To His Door And They Close His Door

Melvin Plug

Hey Pizza Face

Teenage Andy Barclay

Melvin Melvin Touch His Car And Die

Melvin Plug

Oh Man I’m Really Shaking

Savon El. Toro Anderson

Thank Walter Look, these are hollow points, but they're not Hydrashok hollow points.

Walter Chang

Excuse me, l thought bullets were bullets.

Latoya Hampton

Hi, guys What you been doing?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

We ran into that new Star Labs Woman That Chris

Teenage Andy Barclay

Tina

Jenny Summers

Yeah, she's having trouble with her, uh, uh, things.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

You know, Those Star Labs kids turn up oil or uranium or something out there. Next thing the feds will be at our door. "Sorry. Time to move. Eminent domain."

Latoya Hampton

Down, honey. Down.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, Savon. The way you worry, you'll have a heart attack before you get a chance to survive World War lll.

Savon El. Toro Anderson We'll see. We'll see.

The Icebox Loud Nosie

Walter Chang

Hey, guys, listen. Bearing going out. What do you think?

Kyle Simpson

Could be.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Catch you later, Chang. We got a schedule to keep. I’m Going His Job At Hotel

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh, yeah. See, we plan ahead. That way we don't do anything right now. Teenage Andy explained it to me.

De.various Washington

What’s Up James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What’s Up De.various

De.various Washington

How come you aint at work?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Gonna To Hotel

De.various Washington

For real? l thought you had the day off In Hotel

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I Did I Met Tim I Walk Around I Walk Outside That A Garbage Dump I Walk To Elevator I Walk To Guest Room I Say Good Bye Tim And I Saw Miss Savili She Work At Lower Richland With My Younger Teacher Miss Shepherd And Miss Wells

De.various Washington

What The Heck You Saw Your Older Teacher At Hotel You Out A Lower Richland l know you aint go out like that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Heck No I Say Good Bye Miss Savili Our School Bus Break Down I Heading Back Fairwold My Mama Ask Me And She Heading To Bedroom This must be some twisted magic experiment...gone seriously wrong.

De.various Washington

Why is it every time something bad happens...you blame the Mages? Hmm

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

When was the last time you saw a river catch on fire? You think they care if anyone got hurt? I'd love to find a way to give those Mages some payback.

De.various Washington

Oh Yeah James LeRoy Anderson The Leader Of Detective Agency That'll be the day. Look, James things are the way they are. There's nothing you can do to change it. You got your haves and your have-nots. We are your gotta-gets. And right about now, we gotta get paid.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

No Thanks De.various I'm late for work as it is.

De.various Washington

These Gosh Dang foreign cars

always freeze up on you. You don't find American machinery doing that. See that plow? Hasn't given me a day's trouble in 15 years. You know why? Kentucky Harvester. It ain't some foreign piece of crap. That's a Kentucky Harvester.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

If I wanna keep my job,

De.various Washington

I should be going now. How's your comic strip coming? I expect to see you in the funnies with "Smilin' Jack," "Li'l Abner."

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

hey don't run those comics anymore. They don't? Come On Younger And Teenage Andy Jenny Kyle Scooby Old Pal Hello Your Mom Okay

De.various Washington

So Long James Gosh Dang foreign cars

Later Something Strong It Beginning Happens In South Carolina Tina She Dig At The Holes seismographs. Start Write P.O.V Shot Underground Monster Called Graboids They Follow Tina She Close Trank And She Hop On Truck And Start Enging And Roll Out Later In Scooby James And The Rest Run Out A Guest Room To Elevator And To lobby?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey, Tim.

Tim

Morning, James Scooby And The Mystery Inc. Gang

They Hop On Crappy Blue Chevy Nova To R.C.S.D. They Drive To The Road They Out Crappy Blue Chevy Nova They Run To The Stairs

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Sheriff Lott

Morning’ James Scooby And The Mystery Inc. Gang

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Get in there and be quiet.

Vicki Vale

- You just made it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Again.

Megan Lockhart

Will you sign this petition?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sure. What's it for? To declare Dorry's pub a landmark.

Vicki Vale

Mrs. Deagle's trying to take his lease away.

Younger Andy Barclay

His too?

Vicki Vale

Yeah, she says it's a dive,

Teenage Andy Barclay

a public nuisance. That's where my Stepdad proposed to my mom. That's where everybody's Mike proposed to their mom. Cross your "T."

Megan Lockhart

Thanks.

Good morning, Mrs. Deagle.

Ruby Deagle

What's good about it?

Klutz!

Watch it, watch it!

Mrs. Harris

- Mrs. Deagle?

Ruby Deagle

- What? I just wanted you to know that Joe got another job.

Mrs. Harris

My husband, Joe Harris. And I've taken up some sewing. What are you trying to tell me? Neither of us will be paid for two weeks. Couldn't you get Mr. Corben...to give us a little more time?

Ruby Deagle

Mrs. Harris... ...the bank and I have the same purpose in life: To make money. Not to support a lot of......deadbeats.

Mrs. Harris

Mrs. Deagle, it's Christmas!

Ruby Deagle

Now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?

Mommy, I'm hungry.

Mrs. Harris

Yes, honey. So am I.

Ruby Deagle

This is what's left of my imported Bavarian snowman. Your dog broke it this morning!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm terribly sorry. Tell me how much I owe you --

Ruby Deagle

I don't want money. I want your dog.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Scooby My Old Buddy Pal

Ruby Deagle

Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel. They'll put him to sleep. It'll be quick and painless, compared to what I could do to him.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What could you do?

Ruby Deagle

I'll catch the beast myself. Then he'll get what he deserves. A slow, painful death. Maybe I'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat.

Mr. Anderson

That'd do it.

Scooby-Doo

(Barking)

Ruby Deagle

(Screams)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Scooby

Jenny Summers

Scooby

Kyle Simpson

Scooby

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Scooby will you get off of her?

Younger Andy Barclay

Let Her Go Scooby

Mr. Corben

My dear lady, are you all right?

Ruby Deagle

I have a very weak heart. I can't stand a shock like that!

Mr. Corben

What is that dog doing in here?

Scooby-Doo

Dog Where

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

This is a Sheriff Department, not a pet store.

Mr. Corben

Very good, Gerald.

Teenage Andy Barclay

I Work With Him

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

My Old Buddy Pal Scooby He wouldn't hurt you. Mrs. Deagle

Ruby Deagle

Excuses, excuses. You're just like your Stepfather. I've listened to his excuses for 10 years, the loser! As for you, you mangy cur...

Scooby-Doo

(Growls)

Ruby Deagle

I'll get you. when you least expect it! Oh, my heart!

Mr. Corben

I must apologize for this most unusual....

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

You putz.

Don Dokken

The Dream Power Of Rock never looked better.

Chuck Jones

The old bat It's great. You're doing fine.

(James Or Axel & Teenage Andy)

Thanks.

(Jeff Plisen George Lynch And Mick Brown)

Hello Det. Rosewood

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

If it isn't Captain Clip-on. Guess who almost applied for unemployment today?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- I give up.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

- You. But Mr. Corben had second thoughts. He gets so sentimental about the holidays. Imagine that. I would've fired you in a second.

(James Or Axel & Teenage Andy)

Merry Christmas to you too.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Excuse me, Mr. Jones.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And Dokken

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Hey Axel And Barcaly Look, I'm a junior vice president at 23. By the time I'm 25, I'm gonna have Mr. Corben's job. By the time I'm 30, I'll be a millionaire. Look at you. You're practically supporting your whole family. The world's changing. You gotta change with it. You gotta be tough. Tough? And no one's

Teenage Andy Barclay

tougher than you, Ger?

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Don't call me that. My Name Billy Or Gerald

Kristen De. Silva

Can I get you a drink?

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Give me a vodka martini. Shake, don't stir.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Kristen Or De. Silva

Teenage Andy Barclay

You work here?

Kristen De. Silva

Weeknights, so Dorry doesn't have to pay an extra waitress.

Teenage Andy Barclay

That's great.

Kristen De. Silva

Yeah, that's swell,

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

If you like working for nothing. Two more rounds for the pool table, on the house.

Kristen De. Silva

You haven't seen my new apartment.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

I haven't seen your old apartment. We're talking cable.

Can we have dinner tomorrow night?

Kristen De. Silva

I'm working. Why don't you tell Dorry you're sick? He can't dock your pay.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

(Laughs)

Later Scooby James Or Axel And A Rest The Gang Back At His Dad Apartment

Karen Barclay

Andy Is That You

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, Mom. It's me. And Gang All Here

Karen Barclay

I'm in the kitchen.

George

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, emporium!

Younger & Teenage Andy Barclay

- Hi, Mom.

Karen Barclay

- Hi, sweetie.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle & Scooby)

Hi Karen

Teenage Andy Barclay

Do you need any help?

Karen Barclay

Yeah, you could do the eggs.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy & Scooby)

Thanks.

Karen Barclay

Stepdad's machines work so well the first couple of weeks, then....Use the sink.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Karen Is something wrong?

Karen Barclay

No, it's a sad movie. How was your day? It was fine.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Come on, what is it? What's wrong?

Karen Barclay

Mrs. Deagle called again this afternoon.

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Karen Barclay

Let's not talk about it now. Don't say anything to Stepdad. Fine with me. Don we now our gay apparel

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Karen Barclay

Hi, sweetheart!- Welcome home.

Younger & Teenage Andy Barclay

Hi Mike

Mike Norris

Hi Andy

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle & Scooby)

Hi Norris

Mike Norris

Hi James Jenny Kyle And My Dog Scooby-Doo

Karen Barclay

I'm glad you're back. How was the trip?

Mike Norris

It was great. The Miracle Company, who has the Kitchen Companion... ...might be interested in the Bathroom Buddy.

Karen Barclay

Great!

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Thank Mike

Mike Norris

- You'll like this.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What is it? A birdcage?

Mike Norris

No, don't shake it. Open it now. It won't wait till Christmas.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It's a puppy, isn't it? Yeah, I can tell.

Mike Norris

It's a new car. - Honey, would you dim the lights?

Karen Barclay

- Sure.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Dim the lights? Does it glow in the dark?

Mike Norris

It's important. Trust me. Go ahead, open it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What is it?

Mike Norris

It's your new pet.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Come On Scoob Be A Good Dog You Kidding

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Wow Norris it's really neat. Where'd you get this?

Mike Norris

Some little junk store in Chinatown.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Can I pick him up?

Mike Norris

Sure, go ahead. Just be careful.- You gotta be gentle. - I will. I hope he's housebroken.

Kyle Simpson

Isn't he cute? Has it got a name?

Mike Norris

Mogwai.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy & Scooby)

What

Mike Norris

Mogwai. Some Chinese word.

I just call him...Gizmo.

Younger Andy Barclay

Gizmo Kyle That His China Name Gizmo

Mike Norris

He seems to like it.

Karen Barclay

Look up here a minute.

Kyle Simpson

We're getting our picture taken. Smile.

Karen Barclay

Ready? One, two, three....

Gizmo

Bright light!

Mike Norris

Karen No Don’t

Karen Barclay

What happened?

Mike Norris

He hates bright lights. There's some important things I forgot to tell you. Number one, he hates bright lights. You gotta keep him out of the sunlight. Sunlight will kill him. Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath. And the most important thing...don't ever feed him after midnight.

Later In Bedroom James Scooby And Rest A Gang Play Keyboard With Gizmo And He Sing He Play Keyboard He Cute James Or Axel He Put On Santa Hat With He Grab Mirror He Hurt With Gizmo

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Looks like you hurt yourself.

Gizmo

Light bright! Light bright!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Just sit down there and don't fall off, okay? I'll get you fixed up in no time. All right. Hold still. Sorry. Sorry. Try not to move so much, okay? Good night, Giz. I'll see you in the morning.

Later Scooby James Or Axel And Rest The Gang They Working In Hotel Garbage Day James Or Axel Threw Trash In Garbage Dump And Teenage Andy He Walk A Guest James Or Axel He Drink His Root Beer Soda Can

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Pepsi

Teenage Andy Barclay

You Bet

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Well, l'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yep.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Oh, come on, Andy Now this is low. We have got to set our sights a little bit higher. Hey, Melvin, why don't you give us a hand? Most of this Stuff is yours anyway.

Melvin Plug

Listen, run down to the store and pick me up a six-pack. l'll pay for it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Son, beer is for adults. You know, not having a plan is what keeps us doing jobs like this.

Kyle Simpson

Just doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.

Jenny Summers

Are you gonna stand there and tell me, in broad daylight, that l'm the reason we're still in Columbia And Hopkins ? You know how close l am to leaving this place right now?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

l'll call that Beverly Hills How Close Oh No

Kyle Simpson

Aah Oh No

Melvin Plug

(Laughs)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Don't forget the TV. My 360 And My Movies And Games Colleton

Kyle Simpson

Hey, what's that vacuum cleaner for, man?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

l like this vacuum cleaner.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Heck you never use it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Well, it's good for parts. And, besides, maybe we'll hire a maid. Now had you thought about that, Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

Let Hop On The Mystery Machine Fellows

Scooby And All The Gang Leave To Town Teenage Andy Grab The Sign

Rachel Carruthers

Guys Hey, guys, wait! Hi.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Sorry Rachel We're not delivering firewood anymore. We're heading for Myrtle Beach To Sandcastle Hotel And Heading Back To My Dad Apartment

Rachel Carruthers

Oh Sure Oh My Gosh You really are!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey, Jamie what's the count?

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Six hundred and forty.

Rachel Carruthers

Guys, look, l don't need firewood. l have this big order to fill, and l have to build my new pottery kiln. Come on, it'll be at least a month's work. l'll throw in lunches. And Soda

(Patti LaBelle - Stir It Up)

Later Scooby James Or Axel And Rest The Gang They On Vacation In Myrtle Beach All Town Shopping And Long Blonde Hair Women And The Car

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Laughs)

They Stop At The Mystery Machine To Sandcastle Hotel

Younger Andy Barclay

Motosurf

Kyle Simpson

Motosurf

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

MotoSurf

They Bang With Door They Those Bags And They Walk Enter To Sandcastle Hotel

Younger Andy Barclay

Excuse me, where's the lobby?

- Down the hall and to the left.

Younger Andy Barclay

- Thanks. Wow.

ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER:

Guests of the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong... stay at the world-renowned Sandcastle Hotels: South Carolina's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll-free... ... 1 (800) 749-1213.

Younger Andy Barclay

I'll do just that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Howdy Do This Is Tonya D. James The Mother I Like Hotel With An Room 2 Extra Large Bed a TV...and one of those little refrigerators with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Plaza Reservations, may I help you?

JAMES OR AXEL ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED:

Howdy-do. This is Tonya D. James The Mother

WOMAN:

Yes, sir.

- I'd like a hotel room.

WOMAN:

Yes.

With An Room 2 Extra Large Bed a TV...and one of those little refrigerators with a key

You'll need a major credit card.

Credit card? You got it.

WOMAN:

Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

CONCIERGE:

Yes, two at eight, Henri. Mr. Yamamoto. Hold on a second. I'll call you back.

Younger Andy Barclay

Hi.

Can I help you?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Reservation for James’s Anderson’s Barclay’s Foely’s And Summers.

A reservation for yourself?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Ma’am My Dog Not Allow In Hotel My Crappy Blue Chevy Nova In Parking Lot And My feet are hardly touching the ground. I can barely see over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a room? Think about it:

A kid going into a hotel making a reservation? I don't think so.

I'm confused.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I'm traveling with my Mama Papa Sisters Brothers Auntie Uncle Cousins My 2 Younger Teachers And My 2 Older Teacher He's on business. They's at a meeting. I hate meetings. I'm not allowed to go in, only to sit in the lobby. That's boring. So my mama dropped me off. Gave me My New credit card and said to have check-in ...let me in the room so I won't get into mischief. And Ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do.

WORKER:

Yo, where's your manifest?

Kyle Simpson

Here we are, Andy Myrtle Beach The land of opportunity. Ah Smell that?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah.

Kyle Simpson

Know what that is?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Fish.

Kyle Simpson

- It's freedom.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No, it's fish.

Kyle Simpson

- It's freedom and it's money.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Okay, okay. It's freedom.

Kyle Simpson

Come on, let's go before

someone sees us.

Teenage Andy Barclay

And it's fish. Come On Scooby

Scooby-Doo

Rokay

Kyle Simpson

Yes, one quick score. We get ourselves some phony passports... and we hightail it to some foreign country.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Arizona? Key Card Please Thank You

Kyle Simpson

That's very smart, Andy You Save My Life From CBelt And I Kill Your Doll Chucky And I Get Home What Happen Joanne And Phill Was Killed Last Tonight

Teenage Andy Barclay

My Aunt Maggie Fall In Window And Smash Truck And My Dad Get Car Wreck Beside Now we got our new Leader I’m Our Leader Of The Goonies

Scooby-Doo

Real Cute Very Cute

Teenage Andy Barclay

Huh

Younger Andy Barclay

Wow! It worked!

CONCIERGE:

- Cedric.

Cedric

- Yes?

CONCIERGE:

- Don't count your tips in public.

Cedric

- I'm sorry.

CONCIERGE:

And find out everything you can about that young fellows.

Front, please! Enjoy your stay with us. Don't forget to remind your Mama, when he arrives ...she must come down and sign a couple of things.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

- Thank you, you've been helpful. And I Need A Rolling Stone Magzine

CEDRIC:

May I take your bag? Up here to your left. Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

The vacuum guy?

CEDRIC:

No, the president. This is one of our finest suites, sir.

Younger Andy Barclay

This is great!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Wow! A huge bed just for me And Younger Andy! Luxurious and spacious. How convenient. Hey.

CEDRIC:

Did you want the key in the bag? Or did you want to hang on to it?

Younger Andy Barclay

I'll hang on to it.

CEDRIC:

Everything all right? - Is the temperature okay?

Younger Andy Barclay

- It's okay.

CEDRIC:

- Do you know how the TV works?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

- I'm 21 years old. TV's my life. And My Friends And I Leave The Hotel And I Back To My Dad Apartment

CEDRIC:

Well...

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I'm sorry. And there's plenty more where that came from. Thank you.

James Or Axel And Younger Andy They Walk Out The Room

(Patti LaBelle - Stir It Up)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Whooping) l can't believe we said no to free Soda

Teenage Andy Barclay We did it! We did it! We faced temptation and did not bend ! Hot Darn Praise the Lord !

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Now there's nothing, and l mean nothing, between us and My Dad Apartment But Nothing

All

Yeah (Laughing)

Teenage Andy Barclay

(Whooping)

Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Doo

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Hey, look at that guy!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Oh, that's one job l'd never do. Working around electricity.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Hey, hold up. That's Edgar Deems.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Come on.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

No. He only wears that one darn jacket That's him, l'm telling you.

They Stop At A Van See Edgar Deems On Election Tower

Jenny Summers

Man, oh, man, he sure must've been drunk this time.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Edgar, get your butt down from there!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Oh Heck

Kyle Simpson

We can't leave him up there.

Jenny Summers

(Laughs Like Axel F)

James Or Axel And Teenage Andy They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Make Teenage Andy Win And He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Thank you, Edgar. You owe me on this one, You Darned ld boozehound. One of these days, you're gonna have to get your butt on a wagon and stay there Jeez lt's not like l don't have better things to do than to climb towers and drag your hairy feet down What The

Edgar Is Dead On Election Tower

Kyle Simpson

Was it a heart attack, Doctor?

Doctor Jim

No. He died of dehydration. Thirst.

Jenny Summers

Well, that doesn't make any sense. That takes a couple of days, doesn't it?

Doctor Jim

Maybe even three or four.

Teenage Andy Barclay

You mean he sat up there three or four days? He sat up there and just died of thirst?

Old Fred Dig A Dirt With Shovel His Flock Of Sleep Say Bleep

Old Fred

Hmm.

Old Fred Keep Dig With Shovel His Flock Of Sheep Say Bleep The Monster Knock Cross Down They Ate Old Fred And His Flock Of Sheep Later Tina Something Wrong With seismographs Machine And She Pull Chip Out Later Two Road Worker Howard And Carmine The Gang Ride Down To See Old Fred

Teenage Andy Barclay

You reckon he hated Columbia Hopkins And Perfection more than us? Do you suppose he wanted to kill himself?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Come on. Somebody must've chased him up there.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What, you mean someone who ain't scared of a Winchester rifle? Then what'd they do? Camp out down below and just wait for him to die? What The Heck

The Van Stop They Walk Out A Van It Dead Flock Of Sheep

Younger Andy Barclay

Whem

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

What Is This

Kyle Simpson

Hey Fred

Jenny Summers

Hey There Old Fred

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey Fred

Younger Andy Barclay

Fred

Scooby-Doo

Old Fred Where Are You

Teenage Andy Barclay

This is weird.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

This is real weird.

James Or Axel Grab His Dirty Hat It Old Fred Like Ben Gardner Head

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Yells)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Jeepers

Scooby-Doo

Rikes

Kyle Simpson

And Double And Tripe Yikes

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

What The Heck Going On I Mean What The Heck Is Going On (Groans)

Carmine Pump A Jackhammer On A Road

(X3 Van Horn)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Everybody Get The Heck out of here! There's a killer on the loose!

Howard The Road Worker

What?

Teenage Andy Barclay

A murderer, My Good Guy Doll Chucky A real psycho!

He's cutting people's heads off. l'm not kidding !

Carmine The Road Worker

They're pulling our chain.

Howard The Road Worker

Yeah.

Carmine Keep Pump Jackhammer On Road Howard Grab A Crowbar And Jackhammer With Worm That Blood Like Hot Pocket

Carmine The Road Worker

What

The Monster Take A Jackhammer Away

Carmine The Road Worker

Geez

The Plug Got Carmine

Carmine The Road Worker

(Screams) Howard Howard (Screams)

Howard The Road Worker

Carmine

Carmine The Road Worker

(Screams)

(Worm Roar)

Howard The Road Worker

Carmine (Screams)

Walter Chang

Who could be doing it?

Jack Santos

l'm not accusing anybody. l'm just saying, some of my cattle are missing.

Melvin Plug

Are you serious? Old Fred's dead?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Do Something Like That

Melvin Plug

Come On You’re Brainwashed Me Right James

Walter Chang

What happened to Fred?

Nestor

No worse than Edgar.

Jack Santos

What happened to Edgar?

Nestor

You won't believe it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Here, l need one of those candy bars.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l don't believe this. The phone is dead. Walter, your phone is dead !

Walter Chang

l didn't do it.

LeRoy El Toro Anderson

Nestor, what's happening?

Nestor

Somebody killed old Fred.

LeRoy El Toro Anderson

What should we do?

Walter Chang

Hey What's going on?

Nestor

Now Look James you gotta get to Myrtle Beach and you gotta get the police up here. And you gotta step on it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Consider it stepped on.

Our Heroes Too Leave The Town Again

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Man, we decided to leave this place just one darn day too late, you know?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well, there's sure as heck nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Myrtle Beach And Your Dad Apartment is already dead. Look out!

The Road Is Blocked On Rock

Jenny Summers

ls there some higher force at work here? l mean, are we asking too much of life?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Where the heck are these guys? What are they doing? Blasting?

Kyle Simpson

Hey! Where are you guys? lt's not like there's another road, Airhead

Scooby Find Howard Helmet

Scooby-Doo

Rames Rames

Younger Andy Barclay

It Howard Helmet We Got Back To The Store Fellows

Our Heroes Hop Back In The Van Teenage Andy Grab Revolver James Or Axel Revere Back He Hit A Dirt

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Jeez l don't believe this!

Teenage Andy Barclay

You're hung up.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l am not!

Teenage Andy Barclay

You're hung up, l tell you ! You're gonna burn the clutch !

The Tire Got Stuck On A Dirt James Or Axel Pull Down The Break And Drive Out A Dirt

Teenage Andy Barclay

You know, you could break an axle like that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Could you Hush Up

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey, l don't need to spend the night out here.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Crybaby.

In The Death Star Dr. Zachery Smith He Walk Emperor Room See His Master Phantom Virus

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

My Lead Virus And Julia Cotton

Phantom Virus

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Julia Cotton

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Phantom Virus

Freddy Kruger

Phantom Virus

Freddy Kruger

Chucky

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

James 2 Andy Kyle Jenny Scooby Kirsty & Tiffany

In James Dad Apartment His Machine Start

Radio

December is inventory time. So right now, Statler Toyotais making the best deals of the year on all 1985 model Toyotas. You won't find a better car with a better price with better service anywherein Hill Valley...

Joanne 'Joey' Summerskill On Television:

The Senate is expected to vote on this today. In other news, officials at The Pacific mental hospital 2 Young Girls Named Kirsty Cotton And Tiffany Kill Her Uncle Frank Cotton And Her Stepmother Julia Cotton And Her Doctor Dr. Phillip Channard/Channard Cenobite. The Photo Of Elliott Spencer have denied the rumor that the case of missing plutonium was in fact stolen from their vault two weeks ago. A Libyan terrorist group had claimed responsibility for the allegedtheft, however, the officials now infer the crepency to a simpleclerical error. The FBI...

The Toast Flip On Papper And Dog Can Machine In Bowl And Dump In Trash Can

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Kirsty Kirsty Hello Anybody Tiffany Josh Jackie Tommy And Ren It James The Gang Are Here Shiloh Come Boy (Whistle)

Teenage Andy Barclay

What Going On Oh Gosh Oh Man That Gross Where The Heck Is 2 Girls

In James Dad Room Plug In Xbox 360 Up

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hi Gizmo

Latter Teenage Andy Grab Orange Juice Peeler He Orange In Peeler In Splash Right In The Face

Mark Evans

Hello Mrs. Barclay I Got Tree Oh Great Andy I just brought in your Christmas tree. What happened?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Slight problem with The Peeler-Juicer.

Mark Evans

I thought your dad fixed it. I thought so too. You should just buy orange juice in cartons. It's a lot easier. See, it works.

James Or Axel And Gizmo Watch Race Car Movie Gizmo Like Television Gizmo Drive A Race Car

Mark Evans

- I had to come. - So I see. Now I can see. It takes ...a certain kind of guy.

And that guy needs a certain kind of dame.

Teenage Andy Barclay

It's no problem, Mark Leave it up here. What'll you tell him? I'll just tell him a bunch of bikers stole it from me on my way home.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hi Mark What’s Up

Mark Evans

Hi James Wow! The Hooded Menace. Issue number one!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley Pretty neat, huh?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Where'd you get it? Dr. Fantasy's, I think.

Mark Evans

What's that?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Come here. I'll show you. This is my new pet. My Stepdad gave him to me.

Mark Evans

Neat! What's his name?

Teenage Andy Barclay

His name's Gizmo. Hi, Giz. He's a mogwai.

Gizmo

Mogwai

Mark Evans

Cute! Blink your eyes. Go like that. Can you do that?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Watch. Maybe he'll sing. Come on, Giz. Let's go over to the table. I'll be careful. There we go.

Mark Evans

Gee, James And Andy where can I get one of those?

Teenage Andy Barclay

I don't know. This is the only one I've ever seen.

Mark Evans

Can I hold him?

Sure. I don't see why not.

Teenage Andy Barclay

He seems to like you. Great! Thanks a lot.

Mark Evans

Sorry. What was in that jar?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Nothing! Just water!

Mark Evans

Why is he making that noise? What is it?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I don't know.

Mark Evans

Is it alive?

Teenage Andy Barclay

I don't know.

It 5 New Evil Mogwai Rule 1 No Water

Mark Evans

One, two, three, four, five new ones. Now can I have one?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I don't know.

Mark Evans

Look, that one's got

Teenage Andy Barclay

a cute stripe on its head. Isn't that incredible, Pete? Yeah, great. Don't you think this -- ? This is incredible!

Mark Evans

Oh, it is neat. I'm serious. It's neat.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Gizmo, what's the matter?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Whoa He multiply With A Water Rock N Roll

(Phone Ringing)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Be Back Andy Keep Eye Gizmo And 5 Evil Mogwai And Put In My Job Box

James Or Axel Grab A Telephone

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yo What Is This

Kirsty Cotton On Phone

James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hi Kirsty How You Doing Where Are You

Kirsty Cotton

I got through.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty where are you?

Kirsty Cotton

I found a room.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- You what?

Kirsty Cotton

I said, I found a room.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You Found A Room

Kirsty Cotton

Thank Gosh I found you. Listen, can you meet me at university's Is Moring I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Wait A Min Wait A Min University’s Is Moring

Kirsty Cotton

Right

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty What Going On Where have you been all week?

Kirsty Cotton

Working

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Where Josh Jackie Tommy Ren Tiffany And Shiloh is They with you?

Kirsty Cotton

Yeah They Right There

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You Know Kirsty You Leave In Hospital on all week.

Kirsty Cotton

I Leave In Hospital that reminds me, James you better not hook up to the amplifier. There's a slight possibility for overload. Tiffany Shiloh And I Find Treasure Map Pirates Guy Named One Eye Willy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

One Eye Willy Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

Kirsty Cotton

Good, I'll see you. Tonight Don't forget, now, Barry Allen And Neil Gordon Working In University’s

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Right

(Clock Alarm)

Kirsty Cotton

Are those my clocks I hear?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah It’s 4:
00

Kirsty Cotton

They're late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Wait A Min Wait A Min Kirsty Are you telling me that it's 4:25?

Kirsty Cotton

Precisely.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Darn I Got Get Back To The Store

(The Pointer Sisters Neutron Dance)

James Or Axel And The Gang They Out Of His Dad Apartment They Run Downstairs And They Hop On The Mystery Machine They Drive Away And They Heading To Circle K

Rachel Carruthers

-Could it have been coyotes?

Nestor

-No way.

Jack Santos

No. Coyotes didn't kill Fred.

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Hey It’s James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy And Scooby

Latoya Hampton

They shouldn't be here already.

Savon El Toro Anderson

How Thought you 6 were in Myrtle Beach by now.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Savon You are never gonna believe this. The Road Is Blocked For 2 Hrs.

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Rachel

Rachel Carruthers

Oh My Gosh

Latoya Hampton

Oh Savon Be be careful.

Melvin Plug

Unreal. Where'd you get it?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l didn't know we had it.

Rachel Carruthers

lt's disgusting.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Some kind of snake? Why did it have to be snake

Jack Santos

Looks more like an eel to me.

Savon El Toro Anderson

Eels live in the water, don't they?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Big slug, maybe.

Walter Chang

Don't touch!

Savon El Toro Anderson

Relax. lt's dead. (Grunts)

Jenny Summers

Hey, it must've grabbed us! That's why the Van stalled out.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Next time l tell you l'm not hung up. . .

Savon El Toro Anderson

Hey, wait. This stalled out your van? lt'd have to be one strong Son Of A Buck

Latoya Hampton

Phew Stinks, too.

Walter Chang

l'll give you boys And girls $5 for this.

Kyle Simpson

$20.

Walter Chang

Okay, $10!

Teenage Andy Barclay

$15.

Walter Chang

Ok $15

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Darn Right $15

Rachel Carruthers

l don't believe you guys.

Savon El Toro Anderson

Could be a snake! Some kind of mutation.

Ross Stewart

Yeah.

Savon El Toro Anderson

Whatever it is, just one of these couldn't eat up Fred and his whole flock of sheep.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

So you think there are more of them out there?

Mike Fix Card Machine Sound Gun Fire

Teenage Andy Barclay

Mike There's something I should tell you.

Mike Norris

- Look. You're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Watch this.

Mike Norris

Now, let's say you're late for the big meeting. It's really important. You're on your way. You reach up. You forgot to shave. What're you gonna do? Under normal circumstances ...you are in trouble. But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Watch this.

Mike Norris

What do you think?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Wow Norris That's pretty neat. What's this button?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Sorry, Mike

Mike Norris

- It's okay.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm sorry.

Mike Norris

It's not your fault. I'm working on that. I haven't finished that.

Teenage Andy Barclay

I came up here because there's a problem with the mogwai.

Mike Norris

Yeah, what's that?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It multiplies with water.

Mike Norris

What

Teenage Andy Barclay

Do you see what I mean?

Mike Norris

I don't believe that. All that from water? They got wet?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yep Plain water. It's funny. The new ones aren't like Gizmo. The striped one seems to be the leader.

Mike Norris

You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like one of these.

Teenage Andy Barclay

They might replace

Mike Norris

the dog as the family pet. Think about it. The Norris Pet. This could really be the big one.

(Radio Playing)

(Phone Ringing)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hello

Kirsty Cotton On Phone

James you didn't fall asleep, did you?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Uh Kirsty uh no. No, don't be silly.

Kirsty Cotton On Phone

Listen, this is very important, I forgot my Other Friends could you stop by my place and pick it up on your way to the College?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Uh Yeah Uh I’m On My Way

The Gang Going To College

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like Are We There Yet Norris

Mike Norris

I Told You James Soon

Teenage Andy Barclay

But you said that an hour ago, man.

Karen Barclay

It's so impressive that Barry And Neil got a grant for his computer project.

Mike Norris

Doesn't surprise me. Back in high school, he

practically lived in the computer lab. Right, Kristen

Kristen De Silva

- Yeah. He's one smart cookie.

Scooby-Doo

- Cookie? Cookie?!

Kristen De Silva

Sorry, Scooby. Figure of speech.

Scooby-Doo

Ah

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Cheer up, Scoob. When we get there,

we'll get to play the game Barry And Neil designed.- I bet it's way cooler than this one.

Scooby-Doo

- Yeah, cooler!

Mike Norris

Imagine a computer game starring all of us!

Kristen De Silva

Solving mysteries in cyberspace.

(Game Over Bleep)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like, I hope I do better on Barry's And Neil’s game than this one.

(All Laughing)

The university's All The Student Talking And Read A Book

Officer Wembley

Hey Where do you think you're going?

Kristen De Silva

To visit our friend Barry Allen Neil Gordon Tommy Jarvis Ren McCormack Josh Framm Jackie Peters Kirsty Cotton And Tiffany And Her Dog Shionlh. They's a students here.

Officer Wembley

Not if you're not on my list.

Mike Norris

It should be under "Det. Mike Norris".

Officer Wembley

- Is this whole group with you?

Mike Norris

- Yes, sir.

Officer Wembley

- Including the dog?

Scooby-Doo

- Dog? Where?

Officer Wembley

There you are. But just so you know...I don't like a bunch of punks

running around my university.

Karen Barclay

- Your university?

Officer Wembley

- It might as well be. I've been here for 20 years. There's never been any trouble on my watch. I'm the head of security. Wembley's the name.

(All Laughing)

Kristen De Silva

- Twenty years is an impressive record.

Officer Wembley

- You bet it is. I want to make sure that it stays...

Scooby-Doo

(Laughs)

Officer Wembley

Oh A wise guy, eh? I'm keeping a special eye on you, pooch!

Scooby-Doo

Pooch?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Like, Scooby's just playing, officer.

Scooby-Doo

- Yeah, sorry.

Mike Norris

We just need some help finding the computer lab.

Officer Wembley

The lab is three buildings down on the left.

Mike Norris

- Thanks.

Officer Wembley

- And keep your dog off the grass.

Scooby-Doo

Huh Hmm

Later James Or Axel Younger And Teenage Andy Walk Around To Other Guys In Outside In The university

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Shiloh Hey Shiloh Where My Friends Boy Huh

Machine Door Opening Smoke Truck Trailer Door Opening It Called DeLorean Time Machine Kirsty And Tiffany Walk Out A Door

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty

Teenage Andy Barclay

Tiffany

Kirsty Cotton

James

Tiffany

Andy You Made It

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah

Kirsty Cotton

Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for all my life.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Um, well It DeLorean Right

Tiffany

Bare with me, James all of your questions will be answered. Roll

tape, we'll proceed.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty is that a New Brown Le-

Kirsty Cotton

Never mind that now, never mind that now.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

All Right I’m Ready

Kirsty Cotton

Good Morning, I'm Detective Kirsty Cotton And This My Friend. Tiffany I'm standing on the parking

lot of University College It's Tuesday morning, January 26, 2021,8:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one.

Tiffany

C'mon, Shiloh hey hey boy, get in there, that a boy, in you

go, get down, that's it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Whoa, whoa, okay.

Kirsty Cotton

Please note that Shiloh's clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch.Teenage Andy Barclay

Right check, Kirsty.

Tiffany

Good. Have a good trip Shiloh, watch your head.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You have this thing hooked up to the car?

Kirsty Cotton

Watch this. Not me, the car, the car. My calculations are correct,

when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your gonna see some serious stuff. Watch this, watch this. Ha, what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour. The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 8:20 a.m. and zero seconds.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hot, Geez Louise, Kirsty. Geez Louise, Kirsty, you disintegrated Shiloh.

Kirsty Cotton

Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular

structure of Shiloh and the car are completely intact.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Where the heck are they.

Tiffany

The appropriate question is, weren't on earth are they. You See Shiloh has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 8:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Tiff, are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a

Kirsty Cotton

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal- look out.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What, what is it hot?

Kirsty Cotton

It's cold, darn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Shiloh, you little devil. Shiloh's clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it's still ticking.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

He's alright.

Kirsty Cotton

He's fine, and he's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's concerned the trip was instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history of science,: February 5, 1987. Yes, of course, February 5, 1987.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What, I don't get what happened.

Kirsty Cotton

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The flux capacitor.

Kirsty Cotton

It's taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my gosh has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody, owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees. Teenage Andy Barclay

This is uh, this is heavy duty, Kirsty And Tiff, this is great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline?

Tiffany

Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick, plutonium.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker's nuclear?

Kirsty Cotton

Hey, hey, keep rolling, keep rolling there. No, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Kirsty My Mom My Stepdad My Foster Sister My New Pet And My Other Friends Want To See You In Computer Labs you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did you rip this off?

Kirsty Cotton

Oh Sure I Go Computer Labs Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Come On Tiffany

Teenage Andy Barclay

Gezz.

Kirsty Cotton

Let's get you into a radiation suit, we must prepare to reload.

Tiffany

Safe now, everything's let lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The future, it's where you're going?

Kirsty Cotton

That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Uh, Kirsty And Tiff.

Tiffany

Huh?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Uh, look me up when you get there.

Kirsty Cotton

Indeed I will, roll em. I, Detective Kirsty Cotton This My Friend. Tiffany, am about to embark on an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Shiloh? Oh my gosh, He found me, I don't know how but he found me. Run for it, Guys.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Who, who?

Tiffany

Who do you think, Eric Staufer.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Holy Geez.

Kirsty Cotton

Unroll their fire.

Later In Eric’s Office

Eric Staufer

Well Well Well Are You Three Sitting Comfortably? Good Now ladies and gentlemen Do You See These file folders? The Ones With Your Names On them? Can you guess what’s in these file folders? I’ll Give You A Hint Discipline reports Lots Of Them And some wonderful artwork as well This is

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Puzzle Box Made In Gold

Eric Staufer

I’m Sorry Puzzle Box

Tiffany

Made In Gold Spider With Head Yeah He Eats Dogs And Cats And Rabbits

Eric Staufer

Does

Kirsty Cotton

James Thought Him Up

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You See Eric We Kinda Have This Monster Club Okay And We Draw Those Pictures To Put On Our Clubhouse walls

Eric Staufer

Correction Mr. Anderson You Draw Pictures During Mrs Carlsen’s Science Class When You Are Supposed To Be Paying Attention

Tiffany

Wait I Just Want To Say One Thing I Mean Ms. Carlsen’s a nice Teacher And All But she’s brand has an odd-shaped head That’s why James Kirsty and the guys call her Meow Mix cause her head’s shaped like a cat head but I Don’t Sir cause how rude

Eric Staufer

(Chuckles) Fellows I hear you(Chuckles) I was a kid once. I thought monsters were cool. And maybe, well- well, gosh...maybe I'm just a big kid; because, James, Kirsty Tiffany ...I think science is cool...I dig it, man. Now I’m sure both of you Know a great deal about monsters or villains but that’s not the issue here The issue is science is real Monsters Or Villains Are Not

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

We don’t know that sir Gosh can you believe Eric Staufer

Kirsty Cotton

Tell Me about He touched me and patted my shoulder and stuff

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The guy was fully homo-ing Out

Tiffany

I smell like the 40’s

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I mean when they send you to Why don’t they tell you about the homos and the people with cat heads (Grunts)

Ross Y. Stewart

Oh

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sorry Ms. Stewart Meow

Tiffany

She’s. Married James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh My Gosh Some Guy Kisses Her At night I mean priest said I now pronounce you Man and wife and it was Okay with him

Kirsty Cotton

I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in College?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I need one of the pieces your Your Father Uncle And Stepmother collected.

Kirsty Cotton

I learned to hate you in the last ten years.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I never meant to hurt you.

Kirsty Cotton

I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You knew what you were doing.

Kirsty Cotton

Now I do! This is my labs my place. Get out!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I did what I did. You don't have to be happy about it, but maybe we could help each other out now. I need one of the pieces your Your Father Uncle And Stepmother collected. Bronze piece, about this size, with a hole in it, off-center, with a chain inside. You know the one I mean?

Kirsty Cotton Yeah. I know it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Where's Larry? Where's Larry?

Kirsty Cotton

My Father dead.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty, I'm sorry.

Kirsty Cotton

Do you know what you did to me, to my life?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I can only say I'm sorry so many times.

Kirsty Cotton

Well, say it again, anyway.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sorry.

Kirsty Cotton

Yeah, everybody's sorry. My Father was sorry for dragging me all over this earth looking for his little bits of junk. I'm sorry to still be stuck in this dive. Everybody's sorry for something.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It's a worthless bronze Puzzle Box, Kirsty. You going to give it to me?

Kirsty Cotton

Maybe. I don't know where it is.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, maybe you could find it. 3’000 Bucks

Kirsty Cotton

Well, that will get me back, but not in style.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I can get you another two when we get to the States. It's important, Kirsty. Trust me. You know the piece I mean? Do you know where it is?

Kirsty Cotton

Come back tomorrow.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Why?

Kirsty Cotton

Because I said so, that's why. Ha! See you tomorrow, James Leroy Anderson. I’m Best Friends I Got A Job I’m Your Gosh Darn Partner

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Boy You’re Something

Kirsty Cotton

Come On Tiffany

Kyle Simpson

Hi Kirsty

Kirsty Cotton

Kyle

Kyle Simpson

Mark Here

Kirsty Cotton

Hi Mark

Mark Evans

Hi Tiffany Hey Where Jackie And Josh

Outside Two Friends Jackie Peters And Josh Framm It Bully Larry Willingham And Derek

Larry Willingham

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our show Tonight What makes Water Boy and pretty woman Water and pretty Water Boy and pretty woman

Jackie Peters

Get Out Of Here Larry

Josh Framm

I Can Hear You Larry

Larry Willingham

Get Out Of Here Larry And I Can Hear You Larry Not A Good Answer

Derek

Nope Doesn’t make any sense

Larry Willingham

Let To Our Man On The Street Derek

Derek

Hi I’m Derek And I’m In The Street Where Water Boy and pretty woman Is Blocking Traffic Water Boy and pretty woman Can’t you stop eating

Josh Framm

Look I Have A Glandular Problem okay At Least I Don’t Have a stupidity Problem

Larry Willingham

What’d you say maggots What’s you say

Jackie Peters

My Name Is Jackie Peters

Josh Framm

And Josh

Larry Willingham

Jackie

Derek

Josh

Larry Willingham

Oops I Tore It I guess I Must Have a Stupidity Problem

Jackie Peters

You Such A Airhead

Larry Willingham

What’d you say maggots What’s you say

Josh Framm

She Said You’re An Airhead

He Beat Up With Jackie And Josh Here The Two Boys Tommy Jarvis And Ren McCormack

Larry Willingham

Hey Tommy And Ren

Tommy Jarvis

Larry

Ren McCormack

You Meet My 2 Friends Jackie And Josh You 2 Okay

Larry Willingham

Tommy

Tommy Jarvis

Shh You dropped your candy bar, Larry

Larry Willingham

It's his.

Ren McCormack

It's yours now.

Larry Willingham

Tommy

Tommy Jarvis

Eat.

Larry Willingham

Tommy I'm not gonna...

Ren McCormack

Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.

All

Eww

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Look Mark I Told You Before Wolfman cannot drive a car

Mark Evans

Yes He Can

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

No He Can’t

Mark Evans

Yes He Can All I’m Saying Is James He Could If He had to

Kirsty Cotton

He Could Not You’re Being Such A Dork

Mark Evans

I Know You Are But What Am I

Kyle Simpson

A Dork

Mark Evans

I Know You But What Am I

Teenage Andy Barclay

Oh Great A Dork

Mark Evans

I Know You Are But What Am I

Younger Andy Barclay

A Dork

Mark Evans

I Know You Are But What Am I

Tiffany

Infinity Look Wolfman Doesn’t Go To Work He’s Not Like A Guy

Mark Evans

What Are You Talking About He Walks around He wears pants

Kirsty Cotton

He had to wear pants cause. Those movies we’re made in the 40’s He. Had to wear em so you wouldn’t see His wolf dork

Younger Andy Barclay

You Guys I Saw She’s Was Watching us

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Who

Mark Evans

James Kirsty Tiffany she’s Give the creeps she’s just a dude on welfare Maybe They's a spy.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany. Anymore

Younger Andy Barclay

We were at war with Vietnam.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What?

Younger Andy Barclay

It's in Rambo!

Josh Framm

Hey You Guys I Miss It

Mark Evans

Whoa

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Jackie And Josh

Jackie Peters

Tommy And Ren Save My Life Do You Think we Could Talk him’s Into joining The Monster Club Can we

Kirsty Cotton

Huddle

Mark Evans

Huddle James Kirsty Tiffany They Junior High

Younger Andy Barclay

I heard he killed Jason voorhess

Jackie Peters

Go Inside Andy The Feeb

Kirsty Cotton

Tommy And Ren The Boys Want To See

Tommy Jarvis

James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tommy I'm so glad you came! You look wonderful! What did you do?

Tommy Jarvis

You Like My New Jean Jacket

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh I Love It

Ren McCormack

Finaly You Kill Chucky At Coaster

Teenage Andy Barclay

I Save My Friend Tyler By Chucky

Ren McCormack

How You Doing Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

What’s Up Ren

Ren McCormack

And James And just look at you. Short Sleeves Sweetshirt

Teenage Andy Barclay

His Right Arm Just Fine Ren

Ren McCormack

I like it!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And I Like Wear Tie Ren

Ren McCormack

Where Karen Mike Kristen Jenny And Scooby

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh They Down In Computer Labs

Teenage Andy Barclay

Are we in time?

Kirsty Cotton

Time

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Didn't you tell her?

Kirsty Cotton

Tell me what?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well I Leave A Town In Myrtle Beach Edgar Old Fred And 2 Roadwork Are Dead

Kirsty Cotton

Well...- When is all this taking place?

Tommy Jarvis

Saturday, supposedly.

Teenage Andy Barclay

My Stepfather Gave To Me My New Pet Name Gizmo He Get Wet In 3 Rule

Ren McCormack

Det. Norris is slipping into his second childhood.

Teenage Andy Barclay

He's old enough to know what he's doing. Shall we get Computer I'm dying to get into a hot shower.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Let Go Kirsty And Tiffany Let Heading To Computer

Karen Barclay

Wow Barry And Neil this lab

is one groovy setup.

Barry Allen

Yeah

Neil Gordon

We like it too.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Zoinks!

Bill McLemore.

You don't want to eat those.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Huh

Bill McLemore.

Because they're grown in radioactive soil.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Zoinks!

Kirsty Cotton

Hi Jenny

Jenny Summers

Kirsty Cotton Tommy Jarvis And Ren McCormack What You Doing Here So Great To See

Tiffany

Hi Jenny

Jenny Summers

Hi Tiffany You Spoke

Barry Allen

- Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLemore.

Mike Norris

- Nice to meet you.

Kristen De Silva

Thanks for keeping James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy Kirsty Tiffany And Scooby from glowing in the dark.

Neil Gordon

- We'll go to dinner after the tour.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- But first, can you show us your new video game? Jenny Kyle Younger And Teenage Andy Kirsty Tiffany Scoob and I have been dying to play it.

Professor Kaufman

No one is playing the game until we get rid of our problem.

Neil Gordon

Professor Kaufman, I'd like you to meet the mystery gang I based my game on.

(Karen & Kirsten)

- Oh, hi!

Mike Norris

- Nice to meet you.

Professor Kaufman

Oh Yes The famous Mystery, Inc.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And that's Scooby-Doo.

Scooby-Doo

(Laughs)

Professor Kaufman

Oh Yes It looks like you showed up just in time for a mystery.

Kristen De Silva

- A mystery?

Mike Norris

- Why? What happened?

Neil Gordon

This is a hyper-energy laser.

We've been using it to break down actual objects

and project them into cyberspace.

Kristen De Silva

Jinkies! You mean you can transport objects from the real world into the computer world?

Professor Kaufman

- Precisely, young lady.

Karen Barclay

- That's fantastic!

Barry Allen

It was, until the laser beamed a monster into our world last night.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy And Scooby Kirsty And Tiffany )

A monster?!

Neil Gordon

Yes, the laser beamed a computer virus

right here into this lab.

Bill McLemore.

A really freaky-looking thing.

Barry Allen

He erased all the computers' data

by just walking near them.

Professor Kaufman

This virus is also able to control

and manipulate electrical objects.

Karen Barclay

- But where did it come from?

Bill McLemore.

- Barry's And Neil computer game.

Kirsty Cotton

Computer viruses don't just appear. They have to be created by someone.

Barry Allen

What

Neil Gordon

- But I didn't create it!

Professor Kaufman

- I'm sure it wasn't Dr. Gordon. Here But whoever created this virus is in serious trouble. Our civilization is so dependent on technology...that this virus is a threat to the entire world.

Mike Norris

Can you show us how the laser works?

Professor Kaufman

You can show the demo, but don't start the game!

(Barry And Neil)

Yes, sir.

(Computer Typing)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like, check it out! We're digital!

Scooby-Doo

Yeah! Digital! (Laughs)

Neil Gordon

We used the game to extrapolate 3-D data into quantum particles.

Tiffany

- Of course, it's so simple!

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy Scooby Mike Karen Kirsten And Kirsty)- It is?

Tiffany

He used A Nightmare On Elm Street Criminal Case And the Scooby game as the location in cyberspace to store physical objects.

Karen Barclay

- And you're sure the virus came from the game?

Neil Gordon

- Unfortunately, yes.

Bill McLemore.

There's no virus in my baseball game, and it's more entertaining.

(Game On)

Batter up! Strike one!

Bill McLemore.

- Now, this is a game you can get into.

Mike Norris

- That's really cool, Bill. I'm a huge baseball fan myself.

Bill McLemore.

- You have good taste, Mike. I think it's the greatest sport in the world.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Baseball's okay...

- ... but it doesn't have Jenny Kyle Younger And Teenage Andy Scooby and me in it.

Scooby-Doo

- That's right!

Neil Gordon

A Nightmare On Elm Street Criminal Case And The Scooby game has 10 levels. You battle monsters or villains ...while trying to find Scooby Snacks on each level.

Scooby-Doo

Oh, boy! Scooby Snacks!

Neil Gordon

Okay, Professor.

(Laser Zapped)

All Oh

Bill McLemore.

Now, check out the monitor.

Mike Norris

- Cool!

(Kirsten Kristy And Tiffany)

- Jinkies!

Karen Barclay

I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like, I don't believe it either. We didn't even get one Scooby Snack. (Signs)

Scooby-Doo

Yeah

Professor Kaufman

Neill Bill And Barry are sure to win

the $250,000 grand prize...

- ... at the international science fair.

Mike Norris

- Wow, that's some prize.

Professor Kaufman

It'll be a reward for their talent and hard work on the laser project.

Neil Gordon

We couldn't have done it without you, prof. Kaufman. You should share the reward too.

Professor Kaufman

No, no. As a teacher, being able to guide young minds ...to their full potential is reward enough, Neil.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Uh Like Speaking of rewards, is it possible to get the Scooby Snacks out of the game?

(Laser Zapped)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Groovy!

Scooby-Doo

- Oh, boy!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Hey, that's mine!

Scooby-Doo

- No, mine!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Mine!

Scooby-Doo

Mine!

Mike Norris

Is that the way the virus

came out of the game, Neil?

Neil Gordon

Yeah. It was pretty scary.

Karen Barclay

If it's just a computer virus, what harm can it do in our world?

Professor Kaufman

From what we observed the last night,

this virus has the potential ...to steal every computer program in the world.

Bill McLemore.

And the virus made the telephone come to life, which attacked Barry And Neil.

Both (Gasp)

Karen Barclay

Oh

Bill McLemore.

It kept coming toward us and we couldnt't stop it.

Professor Kaufman

When I held up a magnetic bar

in defense... it seemed to have an adverse effect on the virus.

Bill McLemore.

Yeah. It seemed like the magnet weakened

him. Like kryptonite to Superman.

(Kristen Kirsty And Tiffany)

- Wow!

Karen Barclay

- Creepy!

Bill McLemore.

The security guards checked the campus, but couldn't find him anywhere.

Professor Kaufman

I suspect that he is still Here in this building somewhere.

(James Or Axel And Scooby)

Still here? (Gulps)

Kirsty Cotton

No more arguing, boys.

(James Or Axel And Scooby)

Huh

Kirsty Cotton

So what can we do to help, Neil?

Neil Gordon

Okay If you can lure the Phantom Virus into the lab... I can use the laser to beam him back into cyberspace.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh Great. Like, you want us to be virus bait? - Like, no way, man.

Scooby-Doo

- Uh-uh.

Kirsty Cotton

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Scooby-Doo

Oh Boy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hold on, Scoob. Only one Scooby Snack to go chase a phantom? I don't think so.

Kirsty Cotton

What if I gave you each two Scooby Snacks?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Okay, you got a deal.

Kirsty Cotton

Go long, guys!

James Or Axel And Scooby They Run And Jump They Eat 2 Scooby Snacks

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

This place is so big, we'll probably never see this virus anyway.

Kirsty Cotton

How do we capture the Phantom Virus once we find him?

Professor Kaufman

The Phantom Virus is composed of electromagnetic energy.

Get close enough to him with one of these super-magnets ...and it will render him helpless.

The Pin Fall He Run And Pin Hit Magnets

Kirsty Cotton

Be careful, Scooby. Those are pretty strong magnets.

Scooby-Doo

Sorry!

Tommy Jarvis

- Now let's really put them to the test.

Barry Allen

- I knew I could count on you guys.

(Thunder Rumble)

Karen Barclay

This building is so big! This Phantom Virus could be anywhere.

Mike Norris

I think we stand a better chance of finding it if we split up.

Ren McCormack

Hey, you guys, I didn't say how

we were gonna split up.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like, do we ever do it any other way?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Okay Mike Go With My Mom And Kristen Tommy Ren Kirsty And Tiffany You Coming With At The Store I See You At Lab

Our Heroes Leave The Hillway Mike Karen And Kirsten Walking To The Basement

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Okay Josh Jackie And Mark We Gonna To Club House With Tree We Should Let Him In One D

Both Monster Test

Younger Andy Barclay

Kyle I See Carrie Liden Lucy Lynskey And Joey Summerskill

Karen Barclay

Do we really have to look in the basement?

Kirsten De Silva

We have to search the whole building,

top to bottom.

Mike Norris

Wow This stuff looks like it should be in the Smithsonian.

Karen Barclay

Why do they bother keeping this old junk?

Kirsten De Silva

Oh, I don't know. Some of this

old junk could be very valuable. (Blows)

Phantom Virus

Achoo

Kirsten De Silva

Jinkies! It's him!

Phantom Virus

(Laughs)

Karen Barclay

Uh-Oh

Mike Norris

Watch Out

(Boom)

Phantom Virus

(Laughs) (Screams)

(Mike And Karen)

The magnets!

Karen Barclay

Get back, you... creepy... thingy!

Mike Norris

"Creepy thingy"?

Phantom Virus

(Hissing) You'll pay for this!

Karen Barclay

We don't think so.

Mike Norris

Thingy

Kirsten De Silva

(Laughs)

Phantom Virus

(Groans)

Mike Norris

After Him

Later In The Doctor Place In Lower Richland Blvd.

Dr. Jim

l'm dead. Let's put this stuff up in the morning.

Megan The Doctor Wife

No. We have to go to Bixby in the morning. The cinder blocks are in.

Dr. Jim

Oh, the cinder blocks.

Megan The Doctor Wife

Oh, my Gosh ! Just keep looking at that beautiful sky. That's the sky that's gonna be over our roof every night

Dr. Jim

when we're done. What if we don't finish the roof? Then we can look at the sky all the time. Huh?

(Both Laughing)

Dr. Jim

Oh, that darn thing.

Megan The Doctor Wife

Maybe it's time we buy a new generator, huh?

Dr. Jim

lt's gone!

Megan The Doctor Wife

What do you mean, it's gone? You sure this is where it was?

Dr. Jim

lt was right here! There's the cord. Hold this. Yeah, maybe the ground caved in. There's a lot of mines and stuff around here.

Megan The Doctor Wife

Well, don't then. You don't wanna fall in.

(Worm Sequel)

Megan

Let's go.

Dr. Jim

Gosh, what is that stink? You hear that?

Megan The Doctor Wife

Come on. Come on, let's just go. Let's go back to town or something. Please, Jim !

Dr. Jim

Maybe it's a geological thing or something like natural gas or a geyser. They stink like that. Remember in Yellowstone?

Megan The Doctor Wife

Jim!

Dr. Jim

Something's got me!

Megan The Doctor Wife

No, Jim, no!

Dr. Jim

Something's got me down here!

Megan The Doctor Wife

Oh, Jim!

Dr. Jim

Oh, Gosh ! Oh, Gosh ! Get something ! Get something ! Get me out of here!

Megan The Doctor Wife

Jim!

Dr. Jim

Something's got me. Oh, Gosh!

Megan The Doctor Wife

Jim!

Dr. Jim

Please get me out! Help me!

Jim!

(Worm Squeal)

Megan The Doctor Wife

(Scream)

(Radio Playing)

Megan The Doctor Wife

Oh, my Gosh.

(Worm Roar)

(Car Horning)

Megan The Doctor Wife

(Screams)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley (V.O.)

And One Way Mike Karen And Kristen We Gonna Spit And Look For Clue And Hunt The Virus We Called Emergency Meeting Call Scooby-Doo Detective Agency And The Monster Club It Called Monster Test

Josh Framm

Two Ways To Kill A Vampire

Mark Evans

Good One Josh Excellent Qusetion

Kyle Simpson

Stake Through The Heart

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Right

Younger Andy Barclay

What Else

Teenage Andy Barclay

Oh Real Good

Kirsty Cotton

Younger Andy

Younger Andy Barclay

I Was Talking It Was Shiloh

Tiffany

Younger Andy Get Him A Muzzle Will Ya

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tiffany Spoke

Tommy Jarvis

You Guys Meet Up Here A Lot Or Uh

Ren McCormack

Every Day

Mark Evans

Do We Meet Up Here A Lot

Scooby-Doo

Younger Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Man Younger Andy Make Shiloh Hush Up

Younger Andy Barclay

Hush Up Shiloh

Kirsty Cotton

Do You Really Think That Was A Good Quest

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tommy Are You Gonna Listen Or Look Out The Window

Mark Evans

I Told You He Didn’t Want To Be In The Club

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Lighten Up Mark

Tommy Jarvis

No Way

Kyle Simpson

Hey We’re Trying To Do The Test Here You Know

Mark Evans

You’re Gonna Junk Him Off

Tommy Jarvis

I’m Beginning To Like This Club

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tommy Come On It A Monster Test It’s Important Okay Second Way To Kill A Vampire

Tommy Jarvis

Hmm I Give Up Daylight

Jackie Peters

Sunlight Ha High Five

Mark Evans

Jackie What Other Kind Of Light Is There During The Day

Younger Andy Barclay

Go Away Shiloh

Mark Evans

Question Two Is Frankenstein The Name Of The Monster Or the Guy Who Made Him

Tommy Jarvis

The Guy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Right

(Knock Knock)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Can You Read

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Mom Said You Have To Let Me In The Club Or Else It’s Prescruption

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

That’s Discrimination Jerk Old Prescruption Is Drug Which You’re Getting Up Here Your Mom Be Back In 48 Hrs

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Come On James I Know About Monster Come On Let Me In The Club

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Two Ways To Kill A Werewolf

Tommy Jarvis

Silver Bullet

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And

Tommy Jarvis

That It’s Shoot Him With A Silver Bullet

Mark Evans

Nope Sorry Tommy

Josh Framm

Ha Ha

Tommy Jarvis

Okay So What’s The Other Way

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What

Tommy Jarvis

Second Way To Kill A Werewolf

Mark Evans

Uh

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Uh Car Crash

Mark Evans

Accident With Power Tools

Jackie Peters

Old Age

Kirsty Cotton

Falling Out A Window

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Onto A Bomb And Gotta Go Let Go Gang To The Panda Express And My Dad Apartment

Tommy Jarvis

Wait Am I In Or What

Walter Chang

Jamie smile.

Rachel Carruthers

Come on, honey. Don't look so afraid. lt's not gonna hurt you. l promise.

Walter Chang

Jamie Look Up Smile

Rachel Carruthers

Come On

Walter Chang

Hold It Melvin, get out of there!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Old Chang, slick as snot, and l ain't lying.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

15 lousy bucks.

Teenage Andy Barclay

A man who plans ahead. . .

Savon El. Toro Anderson

Look, we arm ourselves, we set perimeters, we stand guard. Any of those snake things show up here, we make them extinct.

Melvin Plug

All right!

Nestor

Come On Savon get serious.

Jack Santos

Yeah ! You make it sound like a war.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

What have you people got against being prepared? Where's the sugar?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Rambo.

Rachel Carruthers

Wait a minute. Walter's got a CB radio. Why aren't you calling somebody in Myrtle Beach? The police. . .

Walter Chang

No. We can't reach outside the South Carolina because of the mountains. Melvin, you're next. Come on. Sit down, look scared. -Okay.

Melvin Plug

-Yeah.

Latoya Hampton

The phone's out. The road's out. We're on our own.

Rachel Carruthers

You two are just loving it, aren't you?

Latoya Hampton

Come on, Rachel Let's don't get personal about this thing ! We gotta do something.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

Heck Yes cut off. We got the cliffs to the north. Mountains to the east and the west. That's why Latoya and me settled here in the first place. Geographic isolation.

Rachel Carruthers

Well, there's gotta be some way we can get help.

Nestor

For Gosh's sake, this isn't the moon!

Savon El. Toro Anderson

What are you gonna do, walk the 38 miles to Myrtle Beach

Jack Santos

Hey, there's Walter's saddle horses.

Walter Chang

That's it. You're welcome to them.

Leroy El Toro Anderson

Somebody could ride to Myrtle Beach.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

That's not bad. That's not bad. Who's best on a Bike horse Motorcycle And Plane?

That Was James Or Axel He Wear His Warm Hat Later James Or Axel Fix His New Motorcycle

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Walter they better be fast. We don't wanna be stuck on a couple of canners.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Those snake things couldn't travel that fast.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Shoot for all you know, they could fly.

Teenage Andy Barclay

All Right Jenny Here John Nada Shotgun And Pistol Younger Andy Here Mattel Cowboy Cap Gun And Rifle Kyle Here Edgar Old Rilfe And James Or Axel Here, what do you want? Here This Revolver or Kyle Resse Shotgun?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Shotgun. Hmm

Rock Paper Scissors James Or Axel Win Andy Lose

Kirsty Cotton

Ready James I Go With Tiffany

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You Got It Kirsty I Go With De.Various And Scooby Ready Scoob

Scooby-Doo

Okay

Walter Chang

Hey Andy Here's some Swiss cheese and some bullets.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Thanks, Walter.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

You guys all set?

Jenny Summers

Well, ready as we'll ever be.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

Latoya And I l are gonna drive around. We'll see if we can find that S.T.A.R. Labs Girl Tell Her To Get Her Butt back into town.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Good idea. We'll swing by the university's Find Mike Karen And De Silva They Hunt The Virus And Spilt Look For Clue Or Not

Latoya Hampton

Hey, wait a minute, guys. Y'all gonna have to take something that packs more of a punch than that 30-30. Why don't you take one of our Browning Autos? Or better than that, why don't you just take my Model 70? lt's .375 H&H mag.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Thank Latoya Well, l hope we don't need to use it.

Melvin Plug

(Screams) lt's got me! lt's got me (Laughs)

Walter Chang

-Melvin !

Rachel Carruthers

-Grow up!

Savon El. Toro Anderson

Darn It Melvin

Rachel Carruthers

He's only kidding.

Savon El. Toro Anderson

You came that close. Too close. No more games.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Melvin, one of these days somebody's gonna kick your Butt

Our Heroes Ride A Motorcycles Jamie To Say Good Bye The Heroes To The Doctor And The university's Later The Doctor Place In Lower Richland Blvd

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Doctor Oh Man, l hate this

Teenage Andy Barclay

Wait a minute. The car's gone. We just missed them, that's all.

Kyle Simpson

Where the heck's The golden oldie coming from?

Jenny Summers

What the heck's this? You got me.

Our Heroes Dig It A Dirt Megan Station Wagon

Younger Andy Barclay

It Megan Station Wagon De.Various Go Back To Apartment

De.Various Washington

Right

Younger Andy Barclay

Well Fellows Let Gonna To Gamestop And The university's

Kirsty Cotton

James I Found Something

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What Kirsty Whoa Chester Copperpot

Kirsty Cotton

Hey That His Wallet Blue G

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

That Right Blue G His Wallet Here Read A Newspaper

Kirsty Cotton

"Chester Copperpot: Missing while in pursuit of local legend. Reclusive scavenger claims, 'I have the key to One-eyed Willy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Copper Bone the doubloon Sixteen thirty-two. And Gold Solid Gold

Kirsty Cotton

Wow Copper Bone the doubloon Sixteen thirty-two. And Gold

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Old Man Say I Stole From J.P. On The 5th Floor On Fire Wow That Prey Wild

Kirsty Cotton

Hey James I Has Tell You Somebody Use My Friend There Treasure Map

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yo James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah

Teenage Andy Barclay

I Found Something Look

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Holy Shoot Uh Cow It Indy Father Diary Nancy Thompson And Diary Van Helsing Diary

Teenage Andy Barclay

It Van Helsing And His Crew Running Down The Castle Who Fight

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Dracula Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

That Right Dracula

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Alucard Is The Name On Backward Abraham Van Helsing It Great The Tome Of Doom (Laugh Like Jack) Wait It German

Teenage Andy Barclay

That German James You Can Read It You Spoke On English

Kyle Simpson

Hey Look Let Go I’m Freezing My Butt Off

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah Kyle Get Cold Ready For Find My Mom My Stepdad My Girlfriend

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Get To Gamestop

Teenage Andy Barclay

Okay James You Go To Gamestop Take Your Money Out Your Wallet

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Thank Teenage Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

Let Go

(Phone Ringing)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sal's Pizzeria Mookie Speaking

Karen Barclay

What On Earth Are You James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Karen

Karen Barclay

You Stay The Hallwall We The Hunt From Phantom Virus

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The Hunt From Phantom Virus Right I Told You Can Hit By Virus Good Bye

Mike Norris

Don’t Forget James You Bought Cupcake

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Don’t Worry Guys We On Away Got It Go Cupcake I Brought Cupcake $4.73 If Well Half To Do

Later Freddy Car Stop He Close The Door He Walk To Lower Richland Blvd

Freddy Kruger

Legend Begin

Later James Or Axel Walk To Gamestop He Check The Game Is SEGA Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Ah Anderson Nothing Paid And Buy The Game

James Or Axel Grab SEGA Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection He True Around And Smith Or NES He True Around Got Game Genie

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What The Matter Smith Nothing Feel Your Power

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

How You Know Power

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

One Word NES B.P

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It All About The Bit Bro All About The Bit 16 It Late More A Eight Konichiwa How Much Sonic Game Is $4.73 It T Real That Rad But Real

Jodi Chang

(Careful Young One The Game Which You Hold Is No Mere Toy For It Contains A Force Not Of This World Be Warned The Force Contained Is This Circuitry Binds The Tapestry Of Another World)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Spoke In China) Hasta La Vista Baby

Later James Or Axel Back His Dad Apartment He Opening The Door Kyle Listen To Music And Younger And Teenage Andy Reading Indiana Jones Comic Book

Kyle Simpson

Jeepers Did you ever hear of knocking?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Shoot I started to get worried. Where the heck ya been?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sight seein'. At The Gamestop

Teenage Andy Barclay

What You Got

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sonic

Teenage Andy Barclay

You Got Sonic

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Go My Room With Gizmo And 5 Evil Mogwai

Jenny Summers

Det. Beau Neville Talk To You

Jame L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Det. Beau Neville Who Is He

Kyle Simpson

He In The Bathroom

Younger Andy Barclay

He Get To Shave

Scooby-Doo

And Laurie Strode Got Mad At Work

Beau Neville

Beau Neville

Hey Shaggy Busy Day

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Beau Not Really How Working Your Job Shoot Any Crooks Today

Beau Neville

Afraid Not But I Still May If You Don’t Your Mama Ask You Out Of Town What’s On Your mind

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well Neville I’m Sorry About And Garden Lena And Simone will you do me a favor

Beau Neville

Yeah What

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Some Of The The Guys And Me Were Maybe Gonna Go See Wes Craven's New Nightmare tonight only if it’s okay with you Is It Please Can I Go With You

Beau Neville

Yeah Oh We Got A Problem

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

No Way

Beau Neville

Yes Way I gotta Go Out With Your Friend Laurie Tonight you got a certain five-Year-Old Foster Sister Jamie Who needs babysitting

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh Come On Beau It Only Horror Movie I’ve All year to see this movie

Beau Neville

Okay Easy Kid It’s Only Movie Look Tomorrow Night You And I Will Go See Wes Craven's New Nightmare I’ll Get Home Early

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tomorrow Night That’ll Be Too late The guys will blab the entire plot

Beau Neville

Plot Did I Hear About Pilot It Kid It Is A Guy Robert Englund Played Freddy Kruger With Gloves With Razor I thought they killed him in the last one.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

They did, he returns from his grave.

Beau Neville

He always returns from his grave. Kid he always returns from the grave If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Elm street, he would still return from the grave!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

That was part 4.

Beau Neville

Why You And Your Dog Saw Zombie And Werecat You Want To Know What the plot is the plot separates you From My five bucks

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Want To See Stupid Movie

Beau Neville

Well you can’t You’re babysitting

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Fine Can I have five bucks anyway from my McDonald Meal

Beau Neville

Okay Absolutely I Gonna To McDonald I Get McDonalds 10pc Nuggets Medium Fries And Apple Pie

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

My Mama Mad At Me She Got 20pc Nuggets I Get To Her She Want Drink My Cola And She Take Video At Me I Say No So Where You Two Going tonight To

Beau Neville

Marriage counselor

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Again Neville I Thought You Quit Smoking No Smoking My Room I Don’t Smoke Lucky Strike

Beau Neville

Sorry Come Look Shaggy James I Really The Case But You And Your New Pet Play And Your New Game I Love you dearly but do me a favor Put your basic lid on it.

(Phone Ringing)

Beau Neville

Now Go On Get Out Of Here Hello Yeah

David Kessler

Officer Please You Got Lock Me Lock Me Up I’m Werewolf I’m Werewolf I Know Sounds crazy But…

Detective Sapir

Beau Bad New

Later James Or Axel And His Friends Play Sonic On Xbox 360

Younger Andy Barclay

Sorry Mom That More Bit Of

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Ready Guys

All

We Ready

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Street Of Rage With 2 Players

The T.V. Screen Electric To His 360

Jenny Summers

Axel What Happen

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The T.V. Screen Get Suck Up Hang On

All

Oh No

Our Heroes Suck In The T.V. Screen

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Whoa Where Am I What This Is Place

Kyle Simpson

We Inside Your 360

Beau Neville

Look Laurie I Gotta go DownTown Can You reschedule that appointment Look Laurie I’m A Cop Okay You Know That when you bought the package Look It important

Laurie Strode

I’m Important

Beau Neville

I Gonna To Go

Laurie Strode

Prove it

Beau Neville

I See You In A Few Hours

(Door Closing)

David Kessler

Please Officer Lock Me Up Just For a Night You See There it’s Full Moon Out There And I’m Werewolf

David Dave Jones

Take it easy

David Kessler

You Don’t understand You Gotta lock me up You Gotta Put me in cage

Amy Young

I’d like nothing better

David Dave Jones Hold On To Your Pants

Officer #1

Mr. Kessler Calm Down

David Kessler

Officer Put Me A Cage Oh Gosh You don’t understand You’ve Gotta

Amy Young

Anything Say Mr. Kessler

Officer #2

I Got Him All Right It Got Him now

David Dave Jones

Put The Cuffs On Him

David Staring A Full Moon Fight A Officer He Punch His He Threw A Window He Got A Revolver To His Holster And He Fire In x2 Time

David Kessler

Lock Me Up

And He Got Shot Just Gold Bullets Later James Or Axel Scooby And The Gang Check The Video Screen It On

Motherboard

Welcome Human And Dog

Teenage Andy Barclay

Whoa

Kyle Simpson

Who That Woman

Motherboard

I’m Am Motherboard You In Cyberspace

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Cyberspace (Gulp)

Simon Belmont

You’re A New Heroes

Kyle Simpson

Wait A Min I Know You Characters Of NES

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Simon Belmont

Teenage Andy Barclay

Kid Icarus

Younger Andy Barclay

Megan Man

Jenny Summers

And Princess Lana

Scooby-Doo

Game Boy And Link

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Blast P.R Nintendo And Mega Drive Like In Video Game

Motherboard

Not Q Video Game Young Champ For You A Master Gateway The W Wolrd Zone P Of Book Of Genesis A S Champ Video Land And Force Of Evil

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Champ Are You Talking About Me

Motherboard

You See Everyone Video Land Do Ya No Just Head On T.V Screen See Figure Out

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Whoa Whoa Champ I Can Stand Let It S On Land Thingy

Motherboard

V A There Heroes You’re The Tune Squad Of Cartoon Characters Of Looney Tune

Kirsty Cotton

Looney Tune

Motherboard

Behold The Weapon Of Nintendo And Sega

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Rad A This Stuff Make Me Line

Motherboard

The 3 Controllers The 2 Zappers And The Mouse Those 5 Weapons To Fight Of Evil Playing Video Land

Teenage Andy Barclay

Whoa Weapon Of Captain N I R For This Bad Boy

Motherboard

And So Be The Dream Warriors

Kirsty Cotton

Dream Warriors

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Like Wow That Where My Movie And My Song Come From

Motherboard

Go On Young Heroes And Don’t Captain S The Video D

Simon Belmont

The Wizard And Captain N The Game Master

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Ready Guys

All

Ready

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sega

All

Nintendo Power

Our Heroes In A.B Game

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Whoa Scooby We In A.B Game You’re Man Scooby

Scooby-Doo

You’re Man (Laughing) Huh

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh No Z-Z-Z Zombie

Scooby-Doo

What Do Rames

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Let Beat All Zombie It Little I

#Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now. Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We need some help from you now. Come on Scooby Doo, I see you Pretending you got a sliver But your not fooling me Cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver You know we got a mystery to solve So Scooby Doo be ready for your act, don't hold back And Scooby Doo if you come through You're gonna have a Scooby Snack, that's a fact Go Scooby Dooby Doo, here are you You're ready and you're willing If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know we'll catch that villain#

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

This Is It One More And A.B That Monster NES In There

Dr. Zachary Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Welcome To Your DOOM Captain S Head Up

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Head Up Oh I Get It Head Up And There And There

Dr. Zachary Smith (A.K.A.) NES

You Turning Me Red

Scooby-Doo

That It I Gonna In Rames

Dr. Zachary Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Hey Get Under There That My P.S You Turning Red Again Thank No I’m Smoking Why The World Why The World

Detective Sapir:

So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right? Can you hear me now? Hello!

Night Watchman:

I can hear you fine.

Detective Sapir:

So nobody took the mummy.

Night Watchman:

I would've heard them.

Detective Sapir:

'Course he would've. What a stupid question. Did you take him?

Night Watchman:

No sir!

Detective Sapir:

That's it, Beau. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead.

Beau Neville

I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.

The Mummy Walking Down The Street the coroner guy Drive The Van Down The Road Listen The Music David Is Dead But Now He Tran formers Werewolf He Wake Up He Grab the coroner guy Later James Or Axel Scooby And The Gang Back To Dad Apartment

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

R Younger And Teenage Andy Kyle Jenny And Scoob Wait Your Mom Stepdad And Your Girlfriend Worry About Is

Later Mark Walk Out A School

Mark Evans

Hi James And Andy Is that a mogwai?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, I'm gonna have

Teenage Andy Barclay

Mr. Hanson check it out. And all of a sudden, there were five new ones like this one. Now watch this.

Teenage Andy He Drink Water With Gizmo Multiply And One Evil Mogmil

Mr. Hanson

Can I keep one of these here, run some tests on him? Hey, there. Give me your arm, boy. Come here, come on. Give me your arm. No, this is not gonna hurt. This isn't gonna hurt. Not a big guy like you. Come on. There you go. See, that's not so bad. Come on. Good, good. Oh, that's good. Just a little blood test, pal. You'll never miss it.

Later James And Axel On His Crappy Blue Chevy Nova He Watch Wes Craven New Nightmare

Freddy Kruger

Miss Me

Heather Langenkamp As Nancy Thompson

(Screams)

Beau Neville

Hi James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hi Neville

Beau Neville

I Got McDouble 10 pc Chicken Nuggets Medium Fries Apple Pie And Cola

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

This Is The Best Part

Detective Sapir:

Now Lt. You Wanna Come Over And Take a Look At this

Man Over Radio

Dispatch unit seven unit seven Come In please please copy

Detective Sapir:

Wonderful Great just What I Need

Man Over Radio

Come again You’re Request Uh Cadaver

Detective Sapir:

What I Can’t hear you no no no I said missing The Body Is Missing it’s the second one tonight

Man Over Radio

Confirmed that makes two tonight Right Lt.

Detective Sapir:

Ha-Ha That’s very funny Now You Want Hush Up About It

Later The Wolf Man Walk Down Graveyard It Freddy Kruger With Wolf Cane Juila And Frank Cotton And The Mummy They Walk A Black Lagoon Water Rise Up And It Jason Voorhes And Gilman Got Frankenstein Coffin Larry Cotton Coffin They Opening His Coffin Freddy Grab A Electric Wire To His Ears

Freddy Kruger

It’ Been So Long so very long

Julia Cotton

Wake Up Old Friend It is our time

The Lighting Bolt Strike Cane And Frankenstein And Larry Back To Life

Frankenstein

Long Time Master

Larry Cotton

Long Time Julia And Frank

Kyle MacRae

Hello Julia

The Wolfman

(Howling)

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