James Leroy Anderson The Movie (The Heroes Squad)

Synopsis: When Scooby and the gang get trapped in a video game created for them, they must fight against the 'Phantom Virus'. And The 4 Villains To escape the game they must go level by level and defeat the game once and for all.discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth.
Original Story by: R.L. Stine And Howard Sackler
Year:
2022
890 Views


Original Opening Sequence

Edgar Deems

Fred

Old Fred

Oh How She Doing

Edgar Deems

Move To Lay Down A Little Worried

Old Fred

Well I Bring Her Something I Know She Like

Edgar Deems

Darn Fred You Can't Afford To Give All Over The Way Justine Look What Fred Brought You

Old Fred

You Are We Gonna Play Card Tonight

Edgar Deems

I'm Gonna Be Sitting Up With Her

Old Fred

Oh Well Do The Same All Right Catch You Thursday

Edgar Deems

I'll Bring The Ammunition Come On Justine Come On Justine Let's Get You In Our Of The Sun For A Spell We'll Get You Some Shades Though You Can Cool Off I Get You Some Flesh Water You'll Be All Right Pretty Soon Justine

[Rumbling In Shed]

Edgar Deems

Justine [Whimpering & Crying]

Mike Norris (V.O.)

Friends, let me introduce myself. Norris's the name. Det. Mike Norris. That's me there on the corner. I'm an inventor. And I have a story to tell. I know. Who hasn't got a story? Well, nobody's got a story like this one. Nobody. It all started here in Chinatown. I was trying to move a little merchandise......maybe find a present for my Stepkid. I tried this one place.

Mike Norris

Wait a minute. What's down here?

Kevin McCallister

This is it. Come on.

Mike Norris

No wonder you gotta drag people in off the street.

Kevin McCallister

Go ahead, mister. Look around. See if there's something you like.

Mike Norris

Are these things real?

Kevin McCallister

I told you Everything's real.

Mike Norris

Well Friend You do have interesting artifacts here... ...but there's one thing you don't have.

Kevin McCallister

And what's that?

Mike Norris

Let me show you. I'm an inventor. I made this. The Bathroom Buddy. The invention of the century. It eliminates the need to carry heavy luggage when you travel. You got yourself your shaving mirror... your toothbrush, a toothpick. You got toenail clippers... a nail file...and you got yourself a dental mirror. This is gonna revolutionize traveling. Let's just say, for the sake of argument... ...that you're on a bus, a plane or a train. You forgot to brush your teeth. You got yourself a bad case of dragon breath. Bad breath. What do you do? No problem, friend. All you do is... ...you take your toothbrush out... ...and you push this button. That's absolutely no problem. Cleans up easily. What I'd like to do, sir, is give you my card. Mike Norris. "Fantastic Ideas for a Fantastic World." I make the illogical logical. I can get you these. I can get them by the dozen if you'd like. What do you think? What do you think? Where's that coming from? What is that?

Kevin McCallister

Mogwai.

Mike Norris

What's he doing?

Kevin McCallister

Singing. He does that sometimes.

Mike Norris

I gotta have him. He's incredible. Tell you what I'll do. I'll give you $100 for him. I've gotta have him. It's a present for my Stepson for Christmas. It's what I've been looking for. I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200. That's $200!

Mr. Wing

I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.

Mike Norris

You said everything here was for sale.

Kevin McCallister

Grandfather!

Mr. Wing

With mogwai comes much responsibility.

Mike Norris

I cannot sell him at any price.

Kevin McCallister

Wait outside. I'll be right out. Just go. Okay, mister. Here it is.

Mike Norris

What about your grandfather?

Kevin McCallister

Forget what he said. He's crazy.

Kevin McCallister

We need the money. Do you want it or not?

Mike Norris

I want it.

Kevin McCallister

There's three rules you've gotta follow.

Mike Norris

What kind of rules?

Kevin McCallister

Keep him out of the light. He hates bright light, especially sunlight. It'll kill him. And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget...no matter how much he cries or how much he begs...never, never feed him after midnight. Got it?

Mike Norris

Sure. Whatever you say. Thanks. And have a Merry Christmas.

Astoria, Oregon,

Leon C. Nash

Check The Replay Slow Mo

Joe P. Cox

I told you that Little Sucker scandalous! Now we get to break him off some.

Clarence J. Boddicker

Now we get to break him off some. He wouldn't have did it if he didn't have somebody in Houston to help him get that package. I wanna know who it is. Jake set it up for Saturday. I wanna do it someplace way out, where nobody is, off the track.

Jake Fratelli

I got just the ticket, Clarence

Columbia S’C

The Female Police Det. Kirsty Cotton And Tiffany Running Up Stairs Old Man Name Eugene Delong Grab A Gun And Newspaper Out His Dresser Kirsty And Tiffany Brust Out A Door Opening

Eugene Delong

Stand Back

Tiffany

Shoot

Eugene Delong

Here I Stake From Chester Copperpot Lighthouse Restaurant Down To The Cave Organ And One Eye Willy Ship I Never Told Here Take It Take it! Save my soul!

Kirsty Cotton

Take it easy, we'll get ya out. Come on!

Eugene Delong

Oh Forget Jesus Save Your Soul

Kirsty Cotton

We're tryin' to save your life!

Eugene Delong

(Screams)

Kirsty Cotton

Gosh Ah

Hopkins S’C

Meet James Leroy Anderson He The Hero The Lover The Cop The Victim The Killer The Criminal And The Man Who Stand Between Right And Wrong Good And Evil He Sleeping On His Grandma's Bed

Maitland's And Zack's Thug

I'm Ready Go

He Draw His New Weapon Browning Hi-Power Out His Grandma's Pillow Maitland's And Zack's Thug Fire The Gun James Shot The Thug He Dodge Bullet A Window He Fire At The Window The Thug Blast The Box James He Run The Bathroom He Shot A Window And He Shot The Thug The Thug Blast Floor James Turn His Head See His Shotgun He Threw His Gun To The Minor The Thug Blast The Minor James Catch His Shotgun And Blast The Roof He Fall a Roof To The Floor And Pump His Shotgun And His Axel Foley Indiana Jones Han Solo Rick Deckard Kyle Reese And A Rest And Put His Kyle Reese Outfit On

Title Card:

James Leroy Anderson The Movie

The Heroes Squad

CAST OF CHARACTERS

James Leroy Anderson.........Detective

Younger Andy Barclay...........Junior Officer

Teenage Andy Barclay.........Deputy Sheriff

Kyle.........The Local Handymen

Jenny Summers............The Art Galley

Scooby-Doo..........Dog

Kirsty Cotton.........Insurance Investigator

Tiffany........ Patient From The Channard Institution And Photography

Christina Tina McGee..........Scientist

Three men and Five women: Kyle Jenny Tina Tiffany and Kirsty.

They Draw A Pistol Revolver Shotgun And Bowcastler They Fire At Southeast Park

Later Police Department Kirsty Out A Her Car She Got A Newspaper Walk To Her Office That His I.D Card And Gold And One Willy Treasure Map

Professor Kaufman.

Any progress, Barry And Neil?

Neil Gordon

Sorry, Professor Kaufman.

Barry Allen

There's still something wrong with the program.

Professor Kaufman.

We can't do any more experiments with the laser until you boys fix it.

Bill McLemore

We know. We know. Hey, wait! I've found something.

Barry Allen-

What?

Professor Kaufman. –

Who turned on the laser?

(Both)

Not me!

Professor Kaufman. –

Shut it down!

Bill- McLemore

I can't! It's not responding!

(Both Gasp)

(Both Laughing)

Professor Kaufman. –

What is that?

Bill- McLemore

I was hoping you'd know, professor.

Barry Allen-

He's absorbing all our computer data.

Professor Kaufman.-

Call security!

Neil Gordon

Aah

(Both Gasp)

(The 4 Villains Laughs)

Kirsty Cotton

Hey Tiffany remember what that old guy said about burnin' in hech and all? This envelope here. I've been goin' through it, fillin' out the report. I think I figured out what he meant. It's pretty wild.

Tiffany

"Orgill Brothers and Company. Eugene Delong Employee I.D. Card."

Kirsty Cotton

Eugene Delong was the old man. Read this.

Tiffany

"St. Louis Herald, February rd, . "Catholic Church Looted And Vandalized. "Thieves broke into St. Anthony's Church last night... "and made off with a fortune in religious articles. Objects, most of which were pure gold, were on pecial exhibit from Europe."

Kirsty Cotton

It's gold, solid gold.

Tiffany

Sweet Jeepers

Kirsty Cotton

I think it was old Eugene that robbed this church.

Tiffany

Shoot, I'd say there ain't no question about it.

Kirsty Cotton

We just solved a crime, a -year-old crime. Wow, that's pretty wild.

Tiffany

Hey Kirsty I think our ship just come in. This, my friend, is a treasure map.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

Lots of men shoot through here. Working families, migrants. I was hoping you might be one to stay.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

So what I.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

It's not all hard labor on this spread. Plenty of different jobs.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It's not the work.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

What, then? Man like you can have a future on a place like this.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Not a man like me.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

If there's trouble, you could tell somebody. Somebody might understand. Can't just keep going on, you gotta stop somewhere.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You have a nice place here. Good luck with it.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

Where will you go?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The city of hopkins.

Lt. Frieda Wyatt

That's not a good place. People get lost in that city.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You have to stop someplace.

The Railroad Track Train Fast On Track

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley (V.O.)

So This The City S.C. U.S.A. I Return From The Grave I Got Bit By Spider So I Wake Up In My Coffin With My Old Buddy Pal A Pup Named Scooby-Doo I With Him I Walk To Down Town To Well Fargo Bank

Female Interviewer

Last place of employment?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. They lost 14 banks in one week. So

Female Interviewer

There's nothing available for you, right now.

The Street Peacher

They use their tongues to deceive you. Venom is on their lips. Their mouths are full of bitterness and curses. The fear of God is not before their eyes. They have taken the hearts and minds of our leaders. They have blinded us to the truth. Our human spirit is corrupted. Why do we worship greed? Outside the limit of our sight they're feeding off us. Perched on top of us from birth to death, are our owners. They have us. They control us. They are our masters. Wake up. They're all around you.

Malvern Gasperon

What can I do for you?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sir, how much would that full-sized... ...Blue Chevy Nova from 70’s package run me?

Malvern Gasperon

Get yourself $500... ...and come back to see me.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Okay, sir. That's a nice car.

Malvern Gasperon

I'll save it for you.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Thanks.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

I wasn't sure you would come, James.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

A letter from you is like a command, Dr. You know that.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Actually, it's Elizabeth now. That's a promotion, isn't it? I was sorry to hear about Your family.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, well I guess they in a much better place. Where is Steve?

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Steve has gone on as well, James. I'm sorry.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

So that's why he stopped writing me. My Social work Miss Penny She was very upset when the Fairwold School closed. Miss Penny & Steve was the closest thing to a dad Kirsty and I ever had. He gave us the music. She pass away got stomach flu from her age

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

The Lord works in mysterious ways, James. We must go on and fight the good fight.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The house is gone, My family gone her father gone, her uncle gone her Stepmother gone Steve is gone. Miss Penny’s gone I got no brother, no roots, no life. I got nothing! Priest sake

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Young man... ...you were not taught and raised by me... ...to fold at the slightest whiff of adverse circumstances. Now quit your silly moping, pull yourself together and snap out of it!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

But...

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

But nothing! Wise up! Turn your heart to the Creator. You are so quick to despair. You are not the only person in the world who has had tragedy in their lives. Did you know that Kirsty had a fiancé?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty had a fiancé? And Miss Penny had a grandson?

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Before Penny came to us at Pendergrass Fairwold School... ...she had a musical group that toured juke joints in the Midwest. In one town, Steve had an affair with a married woman.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Go, Steve. And Miss Penny I mean, that's terrible.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

That's what I thought you meant. The woman became pregnant and decided to stay with her husband... ...never telling him that the boy child wasn't his. Miss Penny was devastated. He came to us as a custodian... ...and spent the rest of his life caring for little orphans like you. James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Sobs) Thanks (Blows Nose) That's a beautiful story. Hey Wait a minute. If Kirsty had a fiancé... And Miss Penny had a grandson ...that guy would be kind of like my stepbrother. I have a family.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Steve stayed in touch with the boy's mother. He sent his paycheck every week.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Where is this boy now?

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

He's a grown man now, and doing quite well. He's in the city. His name is Edgar Boyle & Richard Penny.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Edgar Boyle & Richard Penny.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

He knows nothing about Kirsty And Miss Penny. You are not to tell him.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I wouldn't say anything.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Do you know anything about mentoring? No. What about it? I'd like you to meet someone. Sister, would you send Mark in here?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Wait a minute.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Thank you. Come in, Mark, and sit down James, say hello to Mark

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hi. How ya doin'?

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

Mark, say hello to James

Mark Evans

Hi. How ya doin'?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The kid's a wise guy. Ow Crap! Ohh

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

What did you say?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I said, what a sweet kid

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

That's more like it. Now, here's my proposal. Young Mark is a ward of the State. Due to lack of space, the archdiocese... ...is housing homeless children here at the hospital.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What's that got to do with me?

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

I thought you could come and spend time with Mark. Why don't you take Mark to the library?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You know, I've been jacked around... The library. No problem.

Dr. Elizabeth Sims

See you in two hours, boys.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Okay Scoob old pal Here's the deal. You wait here. I'll come back for you with the car.

Scooby-Doo

Do you have a car?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm working on it. South Carolina. Richard Penny. Thanks for the ride. Hey Kid, are you stalking me? What are you, fifteen? Seventeen?

Mark Evans

I'm 12.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

12? Huh I know what that's like. You're lonely, searching for a place in life. Don't blow it like I did. Stay away from drugs, gangs, cyber porn on the internet and you could be President some day.

Mark Evans

But I don't want to be President.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm busy. I got kind of a brother in there. He must be in trouble. Besides, you don't want to hang around with some over-forty recidivist. Now scram.

Police Receptionist

A Mr. James L. Anderson is here to see you. Yes, sir. Commander Chamberlain's office is on the 12th floor. He's expecting you.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

"Commander" Penny?

Richard Penny

How can I help you, Mr...

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Anderson James L. Anderson

Richard Penny

Could you take off your hat and glasses in my office? Okay, you can put your glasses back on. What exactly is the nature of your visit here, Mr. Anderson?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, it's like this. I used to be in a team called team 3 & 12 from Fairwold

Richard Penny

So?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

With a partner whose name was Jillianne Kaye M. Cabonce.

Richard Penny

Go on.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And you are our long-lost brother.

Richard Penny

Mr. Anderson... ...I am an only child.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

But your real grandmother was like a real grandmother to me, too.

Richard Penny

- My real grandmother?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Yeah, Miss Penny.

Richard Penny

Have you noticed that I am African-American?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

That's okay. So was Miss Penny. See, your mother and Rosetta had an affair... ...which produced a little boy. That's you.

My grandmother... ...passed away 14 years ago. She was by her father, Willie Harmon, Sr; her sister, Doretha Harmon; her brothers, Malachi, Henry Lee, Leland, and Melvin Harmon; her beloved grandmother, Elsie Lee Washington; and her dearest aunt, Marvie Goodman. My mother... ...now lives in Phoenix, Arizona and a more... ...honorable, sweet-tempered and goodly woman does not exist.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm not making any moral judgments. But one can project what might have happened. Your mom, young... ...her husband in the military. Often away from home... ...which may have pushed her to reach out... ...stray from the nest.

- That's enough. Just a minute... ...please. Hi, Ma. It's me, Cab. Listen, I have a... ...gentleman here who's telling me some story about a man named Curtis. What? Right. So, what precisely do you want from me?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well Seeing as we're kind of stepbrothers... ...I thought you could help me out.

Richard Penny

How?

I need $500 for this car. I thought maybe you could loan me the money. Or...

Richard Penny

Or what?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I want to call job called The Heroes Squad put the teams back together. You could join us.

Richard Penny

I am a commander... ...in the Illinois State Police. I enjoy my job. You waltz in here.. ...telling me that I have a dead... ...white criminal brother, who was in a band, which... ...the last time they played anywhere were charged with... shot and kill there's a burglary every 1 1 seconds... ...an armed robbery every 65 seconds... ...a violent crime every 25 seconds... ...a murder every 24 minutes... ...and 250 rapes a day. ...in excess of $24 million. And you are asking me if I want to join this teams?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I could show you all the moves

Mark Evans

Got $500

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Smokin The Lord works in mysterious ways. Four... ...five hundred dollars. Thank you, sir.

Malvern Gasperon

This your dog & boy?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

He's...

Mark Evans

I'm his associate.

Scooby-Doo

I’m Shaggy’s Best Friend

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, that's who he is.

Malvern Gasperon

Lucky you came today. I'm selling the place tomorrow.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Why?

Malvern Gasperon

I'm going to R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department to try out a new career.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Good luck, Mr. Gasperon.

Malvern Gasperon

Good luck to you, Mr. Anderson.

Mark Evans

It smells like dog poop in here.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Don't say "crap," kid. You don't need that crap, kid.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley (V.O.)

Scooby And I Drive My New Car Called Crappy Blue Chevy Nova I Headed My Mama House And Clubhouse With Tree Called Monster Club And Scooby-Doo Det. Agency

James and Scooby out the car and then door still close he’s walk the front porch and he’s his shotgun out his jacket and pump it and opening the door and he’s walk inside he’s upstairs to his room

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey (Laughs)

Teenage Andy Barclay

(Laughs) Hey, man?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

How you doing?

Teenage Andy Barclay

All right

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I see you’re still breaking in people's houses.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What do you expect with that lock? Buy a real lock.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I don’t need no lock I got my boomstick and my pistol. I'll pop a cap in somebody. I can't afford no electric, close my fridge. There's roaches in there. So what's up, man? Look at you!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Yo man when did you get out?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- I walked out six months ago.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You got out six months ago and you're just coming to see me now?

Teenage Andy Barclay

They got out a year early for good time and I went from Chicago to California, get some sun. I gotta show you something.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I ain't seen you in two years, man. What's up?

Teenage Andy Barclay

My Lines say Chucky Did It

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Chucky Did It

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Yeah.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- What is that?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- They're Daily newspaper. They’re Creates Untraceable.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

You stole 'em?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- No It’s not.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- I don't want to hear it. I’m y I even asked - It's just good to see you man.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- I missed you, man.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

-Yeah

Teenage Andy Barclay

- I missed you,

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- What were you doing in California? anywhere

Teenage Andy Barclay

- I was in Boonville, Missouri.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Boonville, Missouri where?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Guess.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- I don't know where were you Boonville, Missouri.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Kemper Military School.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- Oh What were you doing?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- You won't believe this man.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What

Teenage Andy Barclay

I was a new Military student.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh (Laughs) Who'd the heck hire you as a New Military student?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- De Silva Kristen De Silva.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh Kristen De Silva. Who with you in College

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Kirsty Cotton.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Kirsty Cotton? Oh man My mama don’t like the name Christy It’s Kirsty I haven't seen Kirsty in years. - What's she up to?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- She's doing great right. She's new Medical students of this campus. University of South Carolina, Columbia, SC. It's world famous. Ever hear of it?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, I buy all my art there.

Corner pocket, two cushions.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- 50 bucks you don't make that shot.

- Bullshit.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- 100.

- You got a bet.

- What are you gonna do?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- You're as bright as always.

Teenage Andy Barclay

20, 40, 60, 80, take it. Have a party.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What the heck you gonna do? Miss, two more Mcdonald meal. I got a great idea. I got a great idea. Let's steal a car.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Are you serious? I'm a police officer. I can't steal cars no more.

Teenage Andy Barclay

How many times have you stolen a car, man? A Cadillac! Driving on the expressway like two maniacs.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I remember you went to jail for that.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- No, That wasn’t a jail it was state school.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- That's State school is jail when you're 16 years old.

Teenage Andy Barclay

That ain't jail, man. That's like day camp compared to jail.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

How come you didn't tell on me when you got caught? You didn’t tell we were together

Teenage Andy Barclay

You don't know? - You don't know?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- No.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Because I love you, man. One more round.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hold still. Andy, I gotta open the door, OK? Balance yourself. Here we go, Andy. I'm opening the door now, OK? Here we go. Good night Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

Good night

So I Wake Up earlier. In Moring With My Old Friend And Foster Kids

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Good morning, Mr. Barclay This is your wake-up call. Please move your butt Stampede! Stampede, Andy!

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Teenage Andy Barclay You dumb shark.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laugh)

Teenage Andy Barclay

I was in a stampede once. Three hundred head going heck-bent for the horizon.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Now, exactly how many cows are required for a stampede, Andy? l mean, is it like three or more? ls there a minimum speed?

Teenage Andy Barclay

l wish a stampede up your Butt

James Or Axel Take His Matches Out His Pocket Light Up With Teenage Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

No Breakfast

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l did it yesterday. lt was bologna and beans.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No. lt was eggs. My Mom did eggs, over easy.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The Heck You Did bologna and beans It Your Turn

James Or Axel And Teenage Andy They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Make Teenage Andy Win And He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, l guess when l'm your age, l'll forget what l eat, too.

James Or Axel Give His Coffle Mug

Jenny Summers

Ow Oh Gosh Darn It. l ask you, is this a job for intelligent men?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Show me one. l'll ask him.

Kyle Simpson

l mean, if we were real serious about money, we'd quit being hired hands. . .

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The Players Detectives Of Criminal Case Kyle We Are The Players Detectives Of Criminal Case

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, yeah. We should quit this job and find ourselves some real employment.

Younger Andy Barclay

Are you gonna give up all this personal freedom? l don't know.

James Or Axel Keep Dig His Shovel And He Climb Up Holes And He Drive His Crappy Blue Chevy Nova Gas Tank Ran Out Fuel And Bang On Dirt Road

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey My Car Ran Out Of Juice Worst Ever Year

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well Not Long A Range

Teenage Andy Eat His Hot Dog And Mustard And He Payday Candy Bar

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey

They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Again One Two Three Try Again One Two Three He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laugh)

He Eat His Payday Candy Bar To James Or Axel

Jenny Summers

You Got Get Hump Up

Kyle Simpson

Please Don’t Not Talk The Driver

The Tire Got Stuck James Or Axel Standing With Teenage Andy And He Andy Payday Candy Bar

Scooby-Doo

(Laughing) Freeway

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

So, what's on the agenda for today?

Teenage Andy Barclay

lt's garbage day.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh, man! Already? Hey, what's Nestor paying us?

Teenage Andy Barclay

50 bucks. And that's 47 bucks more than we got.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Your Mom Your Stepfather "Dewey" Sidney And Gale place is closer. Let's do their linoleum today and do the garbage tomorrow.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Nestor's not home tomorrow. Now, look, we don't dig today, we don't get paid today. Now, darn it, James, you never plan ahead. You never take the long view. l mean, here it is Monday and l'm already thinking of Wednesday. lt is Monday, right?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey, who the heck's that? That's not what's-his-name, the grad student?

Teenage Andy Barclay

No. He graduated. Must be the new one.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

The new one? That's supposed to be a girl.

They Drive To Introduton The Star Labs Woman

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Whopping) You will have long, blonde hair, big, green eyes,world-class breasts, Butt that won't quit and legs that go all the way up!

They Stop His Crappy Blue Chevy Nova And That Christina Tina McGee The Star Labs Woman

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Hi I’m Tina Dr. Christina Tina Mcgee l'm up here for the semester.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, geography.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger Andy And Scooby)

Geology.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Yeah, well, actually seismology. Earthquakes. And You Five And Those Dog Must Be James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger And Teenage Andy

Scooby-Doo

And Scooby-Doo

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

l've heard all about you.

Jenny Summers

We deny everything.(Laughing)

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Hey, listen, l've got a question for you. Do you know if anybody's doing any drilling or blasting or anything like that?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

(Laughing) Around here? No, ma'am.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Well, l'm supposed to monitor the seismographs. You know, they measure vibrations.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle Younger Andy And Scooby)

Vibrations in the ground.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Yeah. Well, l've been getting some really strange readings. l mean, the school's had these machines up here for three years, and we've never recorded anything like this.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well, we'll ask around. Uh. You know, see if anyone's heard anything.

Christina R. "Tina" McGee

Thanks. Gosh, l hope they're not broken. l might have to bag the whole semester. Anyway, sorry to bother you.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No problem. Nice meeting you. Hope you get it all sorted out.

She Say Good Bye To Her 6 New Friends And She Got Sun Screen On Her Nose

Teenage Andy Barclay

You know, if you wanted, we could take a look at those seismographs for her if you want.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What The Heck o we know about seismographs?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Nothing. lt sure might be a slick way to get to know her.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Why?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Darn It. James You don't go for any gal

unless she fits

that stupid list of yours

from top to bottom.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, sure!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end. l mean, like that Bobby Lynn Dexter.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Tammy Lynn Baxter.

Teenage Andy Barclay

lt don't matter. They're all the same, dead weight. "Ooh ! l broke a nail !"Makes my skin crawl.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Well, l'm a victim of circumstance.

Teenage Andy Barclay

l thought you call it Dumb And Dumber

The Blue Crappy Chevy Nova Drive Down To Gerry Fever Road He Turn Right Circle K They Walk To His Door And They Close His Door

Melvin Plug

Hey Pizza Face

Teenage Andy Barclay

Melvin Melvin Touch His Car And Die

Melvin Plug

Oh Man I’m Really Shaking

Dwight "Dewey" Riley

Thank Walter Look, these are hollow points, but they're not Hydrashok

hollow points.

Walter Chang

Excuse me, l thought bullets were bullets.

Sidney Prescott

Hi, guys What you been doing?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

We ran into that new Star Labs Woman That Chris

Teenage Andy Barclay

Tina

Jenny Summers

Yeah, she's having trouble with her, uh, uh, things.

Dwight "Dewey" Riley

You know, Those Star Labs kids turn up oil or uranium or something outthere. Next thing the feds will be at our door. "Sorry. Time to move Eminent domain."

Gale Riley (née Weathers)

Down, honey. Down.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Yeah, Dewey. The way you worry, you'll have a heart attack before you get a chance to survive World War lll.

Dwight "Dewey" Riley

We'll see. We'll see.

The Icebox Loud Nosie

Walter Chang

Hey, guys, listen. Bearing going out. What do you think?

Kyle Simpson

Could be.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Catch you later, Chang. We got a schedule to keep. I’m Going His Job At Hotel

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Oh, yeah. See, we plan ahead. That way we don't do anything right now. Teenage Andy explained it to me.

De.various Washington

What’s Up James

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What’s Up De.various

De.various Washington

How come you aint at work?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I Gonna To Hotel

De.various Washington

For real? l thought you had the day off In Hotel

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I Did I Met Tim I Walk Around I Walk Outside That A Garbage Dump I Walk To Elevator I Walk To Guest Room I Say Good Bye Tim And I Saw Miss Savili She Work At Lower Richland With My Younger Teacher Miss Shepherd And Miss Wells

De.various Washington

What The Heck You Saw Your Older Teacher At Hotel You Out A Lower Richland l know you aint go out like that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Heck No I Say Good Bye Miss Savili Our School Bus Break Down I Heading Back Fairwold My Mama Ask Me And She Heading To Bedroom This must be some twisted magic experiment...gone seriously wrong.

De.various Washington

Why is it every time something bad happens...you blame the Mages? Hmm

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

When was the last time you saw a river catch on fire? You think they care if anyone got hurt? I'd love to find a way to give those Mages some payback.

De.various Washington

Oh Yeah James LeRoy Anderson The Leader Of Detective Agency That'll be the day. Look, James things are the way they are. There's nothing you can do to change it. You got your haves and your have-nots. We are your gotta-gets. And right about now, we gotta get paid.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

No Thanks De.various I'm late for work as it is.

De.various Washington

These Gosh Dang foreign cars

always freeze up on you. You don't find American machinery doing that. See that plow? Hasn't given me a day's trouble in 15 years. You know why? Kentucky Harvester. It ain't some foreign piece of crap. That's a Kentucky Harvester.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

If I wanna keep my job,

De.various Washington

I should be going now. How's your comic strip coming? I expect to see you in the funnies with "Smilin' Jack," "Li'l Abner."

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

hey don't run those comics anymore. They don't? Come On Younger And Teenage Andy Jenny Kyle Scooby Old Pal Hello Your Mom Okay

De.various Washington

So Long James Gosh Dang foreign cars

Later Something Strong It Beginning Happens In South Carolina Tina She Dig At The Holes seismographs. Start Write P.O.V Shot Underground Monster Called Graboids They Follow Tina She Close Trank And She Hop On Truck And Start Enging And Roll Out Later In Scooby James And The Rest Run Out A Guest Room To Elevator And To lobby?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey, Tim.

Tim

Morning, James Scooby And The Mystery Inc. Gang

They Hop On Crappy Blue Chevy Nova To R.C.S.D. They Drive To The Road They Out Crappy Blue Chevy Nova They Run To The Stairs

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Sheriff Lott

Morning’ James Scooby And The Mystery Inc. Gang

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Get in there and be quiet.

Vicki Vale

- You just made it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Again.

Megan Lockhart

Will you sign this petition?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Sure. What's it for? To declare Dorry's pub a landmark.

Vicki Vale

Mrs. Deagle's trying to take his lease away.

Younger Andy Barclay

His too?

Vicki Vale

Yeah, she says it's a dive,

Teenage Andy Barclay

a public nuisance. That's where my Stepdad proposed to my mom. That's where everybody's Mike proposed to their mom. Cross your "T."

Megan Lockhart

Thanks.

Good morning, Mrs. Deagle.

Ruby Deagle

What's good about it? Klutz! Watch it, watch it!

Mrs. Harris

- Mrs. Deagle?

Ruby Deagle

- What? I just wanted you to know that Joe got another job.

Mrs. Harris

My husband, Joe Harris. And I've taken up some sewing. What are you trying to tell me? Neither of us will be paid for two weeks. Couldn't you get Mr. Corben...to give us a little more time?

Ruby Deagle

Mrs. Harris... ...the bank and I have the same purpose in life: To make money. Not to support a lot of......deadbeats.

Mrs. Harris

Mrs. Deagle, it's Christmas!

Ruby Deagle

Now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?

Mommy, I'm hungry.

Mrs. Harris

Yes, honey. So am I.

Ruby Deagle

This is what's left of my imported Bavarian snowman. Your dog broke it this morning!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

I'm terribly sorry. Tell me how much I owe you --

Ruby Deagle

I don't want money. I want your dog.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Scooby My Old Buddy Pal

Ruby Deagle

Give him to me. I'll take him to the kennel. They'll put him to sleep. It'll be quick and painless, compared to what I could do to him.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

What could you do?

Ruby Deagle

I'll catch the beast myself. Then he'll get what he deserves. A slow, painful death. Maybe I'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat.

Mr. Anderson

That'd do it.

Scooby-Doo

(Barking)

Ruby Deagle

(Screams)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Scooby

Jenny Summers

Scooby

Kyle Simpson

Scooby

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Scooby will you get off of her?

Younger Andy Barclay

Let Her Go Scooby

Mr. Corben

My dear lady, are you all right?

Ruby Deagle

I have a very weak heart. I can't stand a shock like that!

Mr. Corben

What is that dog doing in here?

Scooby-Doo

Dog Where

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

This is a Sheriff Department, not a pet store.

Mr. Corben

Very good, Gerald.

Teenage Andy Barclay

I Work With Him

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

My Old Buddy Pal Scooby He wouldn't hurt you. Mrs. Deagle

Ruby Deagle

Excuses, excuses. You're just like your Stepfather. I've listened to his excuses for 10 years, the loser! As for you, you mangy cur...

Scooby-Doo

(Growls)

Ruby Deagle

I'll get you. when you least expect it! Oh, my heart!

Mr. Corben

I must apologize for this most unusual....

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

You putz.

Don Dokken

The Dream Power Of Rock never looked better.

Chuck Jones

The old bat It's great. You're doing fine.

(James Or Axel & Teenage Andy)

Thanks.

(Jeff Plisen George Lynch And Mick Brown)

Hello Det. Rosewood

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

If it isn't Captain Clip-on. Guess who almost applied for unemployment today?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

- I give up.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

- You. But Mr. Corben had second thoughts. He gets so sentimental about the holidays. Imagine that. I would've fired you in a second.

(James Or Axel & Teenage Andy)

Merry Christmas to you too.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Excuse me, Mr. Jones.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

And Dokken

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Hey Axel And Barclay Look, I'm a junior vice president at 23. By the time I'm 25, I'm gonna have Mr. Corben's job. By the time I'm 30, I'll be a millionaire. Look at you. You're practically supporting your whole family. The world's changing. You gotta change with it. You gotta be tough. Tough? And no one's

Teenage Andy Barclay

tougher than you, Ger?

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Don't call me that. My Name Billy Or Gerald

Kristen De. Silva

Can I get you a drink?

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

Give me a vodka martini. Shake, don't stir.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Hey Kristen Or De. Silva

Teenage Andy Barclay

You work here?

Kristen De. Silva

Weeknights, so Dorry doesn't have to pay an extra waitress.

Teenage Andy Barclay

That's great.

Kristen De. Silva

Yeah, that's swell,

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

If you like working for nothing. Two more rounds for the pool table, on the house.

Kristen De. Silva

You haven't seen my new apartment.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

I haven't seen your old apartment. We're talking cable.

Can we have dinner tomorrow night?

Kristen De. Silva

I'm working. Why don't you tell Dorry you're sick? He can't dock your pay.

Billy Rosewood/Gerald.

(Laughs)

Later Scooby James Or Axel And A Rest The Gang Back At His Dad Apartment

Karen Barclay

Andy Is That You

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah, Mom. It's me. And Gang All Here

Karen Barclay

I'm in the kitchen.

George

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, emporium!

Younger & Teenage Andy Barclay

- Hi, Mom.

Karen Barclay

- Hi, sweetie.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle & Scooby)

Hi Karen

Teenage Andy Barclay

Do you need any help?

Karen Barclay

Yeah, you could do the eggs.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy & Scooby)

Thanks.

Karen Barclay

Stepdad's machines work so well the first couple of weeks, then....Use the sink.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Karen Is something wrong?

Karen Barclay

No, it's a sad movie. How was your day? It was fine.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Come on, what is it? What's wrong?

Karen Barclay

Mrs. Deagle called again this afternoon.

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Karen Barclay

Let's not talk about it now. Don't say anything to Stepdad. Fine with me. Don we now our gay apparel

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Karen Barclay

Hi, sweetheart!- Welcome home.

Younger & Teenage Andy Barclay

Hi Mike

Mike Norris

Hi Andy

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle & Scooby)

Hi Norris

Mike Norris

Hi James Jenny Kyle And My Dog Scooby-Doo

Karen Barclay

I'm glad you're back. How was the trip?

Mike Norris

It was great. The Miracle Company, who has the Kitchen Companion... ...might be interested in the Bathroom Buddy.

Karen Barclay

Great!

Mike Norris

(Singing)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Thank Mike

Mike Norris

- You'll like this.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What is it? A birdcage?

Mike Norris

No, don't shake it. Open it now. It won't wait till Christmas.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

It's a puppy, isn't it? Yeah, I can tell.

Mike Norris

It's a new car. - Honey, would you dim the lights?

Karen Barclay

- Sure.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Dim the lights? Does it glow in the dark?

Mike Norris

It's important. Trust me. Go ahead, open it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What is it?

Mike Norris

It's your new pet.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Come On Scoob Be A Good Dog You Kidding

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Wow Norris it's really neat. Where'd you get this?

Mike Norris

Some little junk store in Chinatown.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Can I pick him up?

Mike Norris

Sure, go ahead. Just be careful.- You gotta be gentle. - I will. I hope he's housebroken.

Kyle Simpson

Isn't he cute? Has it got a name?

Mike Norris

Mogwai.

(James Or Axel Jenny Kyle 2 Andy & Scooby)

What

Mike Norris

Mogwai. Some Chinese word.

I just call him...Gizmo.

Younger Andy Barclay

Gizmo Kyle That His China Name Gizmo

Mike Norris

He seems to like it.

Karen Barclay

Look up here a minute.

Kyle Simpson

We're getting our picture taken. Smile.

Karen Barclay

Ready? One, two, three....

Gizmo

Bright light!

Mike Norris

Karen No Don’t

Karen Barclay

What happened?

Mike Norris

He hates bright lights. There's some important things I forgot to tell you. Number one, he hates bright lights. You gotta keep him out of the sunlight. Sunlight will kill him. Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath. And the most important thing...don't ever feed him after midnight.

Later In Bedroom James Scooby And Rest A Gang Play Keyboard With Gizmo And He Sing He Play Keyboard He Cute James Or Axel He Put On Santa Hat With He Grab Mirror He Hurt With Gizmo

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Looks like you hurt yourself.

Gizmo

Light bright! Light bright!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Just sit down there and don't fall off, okay? I'll get you fixed up in no time. All right. Hold still. Sorry. Sorry. Try not to move so much, okay? Good night, Giz. I'll see you in the morning.

Later Scooby James Or Axel And Rest The Gang They Working In Hotel Garbage Day James Or Axel Threw Trash In Garbage Dump And Teenage Andy He Walk A Guest James Or Axel He Drink His Root Beer Soda Can

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Pepsi

Teenage Andy Barclay

You Bet

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Well, l'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yep.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Oh, come on, Andy Now this is low. We have got to set our sights a little bit higher. Hey, Melvin, why don't you give us a hand? Most of this Stuff is yours anyway.

Melvin Plug

Listen, run down to the store and pick me up a six-pack. l'll pay for it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Son, beer is for adults. You know, not having a plan is what keeps us doing jobs like this.

Kyle Simpson

Just doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.

Jenny Summers

Are you gonna stand there and tell me, in broad daylight, that l'm the reason we're still in Columbia And Hopkins ? You know how close l am to leaving this place right now?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

l'll call that Beverly Hills How Close Oh No

Kyle Simpson

Aah Oh No

Melvin Plug

(Laughs)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Don't forget the TV. My 360 And My Movies And Games Colleton

Kyle Simpson

Hey, what's that vacuum cleaner for, man?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

l like this vacuum cleaner.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Heck you never use it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Well, it's good for parts. And, besides, maybe we'll hire a maid. Now had you thought about that, Andy

Teenage Andy Barclay

Let Hop On The Mystery Machine Fellows

Scooby And All The Gang Leave To Town Teenage Andy Grab The Sign

Rachel Carruthers

Guys Hey, guys, wait! Hi.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Sorry Rachel We're not delivering firewood anymore. We're heading for Myrtle Beach To Sandcastle Hotel And Heading Back To My Dad Apartment

Rachel Carruthers

Oh Sure Oh My Gosh You really are!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey, Jamie what's the count?

Jamie Lloyd Carruthers

Six hundred and forty.

Rachel Carruthers

Guys, look, l don't need firewood. l have this big order to fill, and l have to build my new pottery kiln. Come on, it'll be at least a month's work. l'll throw in lunches. And Soda

(Patti LaBelle - Stir It Up)

Later Scooby James Or Axel And Rest The Gang They On Vacation In Myrtle Beach All Town Shopping And Long Blonde Hair Women And The Car

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Laughs)

They Stop At The Mystery Machine To Sandcastle Hotel

Younger Andy Barclay

Motosurf

Kyle Simpson

Motosurf

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

MotoSurf

They Bang With Door They Those Bags And They Walk Enter To Sandcastle Hotel

Younger Andy Barclay

Excuse me, where's the lobby?

- Down the hall and to the left.

Younger Andy Barclay

- Thanks. Wow.

ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER:

Guests of the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong... stay at the world-renowned Sandcastle Hotels: South Carolina's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll-free... ... 1 (800) 749-1213.

Younger Andy Barclay

I'll do just that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Howdy Do This Is Tonya D. James The Mother I Like Hotel With An Room 2 Extra Large Bed a TV...and one of those little refrigerators with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Plaza Reservations, may I help you?

JAMES OR AXEL ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED:

Howdy-do. This is Tonya D. James The Mother

WOMAN:

Yes, sir.

- I'd like a hotel room.

WOMAN:

Yes.

With An Room 2 Extra Large Bed a TV...and one of those little refrigerators with a key

You'll need a major credit card.

Credit card? You got it.

WOMAN:

Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

CONCIERGE:

Yes, two at eight, Henri. Mr. Yamamoto. Hold on a second. I'll call you back.

Younger Andy Barclay

Hi.

Can I help you?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Reservation for James’s Anderson’s Barclay’s Foely’s And Summers.

A reservation for yourself?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Ma’am My Dog Not Allow In Hotel My Crappy Blue Chevy Nova In Parking Lot And My feet are hardly touching the ground. I can barely see over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a room? Think about it:

A kid going into a hotel making a reservation? I don't think so.

I'm confused.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I'm traveling with my Mama Papa Sisters Brothers Auntie Uncle Cousins My 2 Younger Teachers And My 2 Older Teacher He's on business. They's at a meeting. I hate meetings. I'm not allowed to go in, only to sit in the lobby. That's boring. So my mama dropped me off. Gave me My New credit card and said to have check-in ...let me in the room so I won't get into mischief. And Ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do.

WORKER:

Yo, where's your manifest?

Kyle Simpson

Here we are, Andy Myrtle Beach The land of opportunity. Ah Smell that?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Yeah.

Kyle Simpson

Know what that is?

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Fish.

Kyle Simpson

- It's freedom.

Teenage Andy Barclay

No, it's fish.

Kyle Simpson

- It's freedom and it's money.

Teenage Andy Barclay

- Okay, okay. It's freedom.

Kyle Simpson

Come on, let's go before

someone sees us.

Teenage Andy Barclay

And it's fish. Come On Scooby

Scooby-Doo

Rokay

Kyle Simpson

Yes, one quick score. We get ourselves some phony passports... and we hightail it to some foreign country.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Arizona? Key Card Please Thank You

Kyle Simpson

That's very smart, Andy You Save My Life From CBelt And I Kill Your Doll Chucky And I Get Home What Happen Joanne And Phill Was Killed Last Tonight

Teenage Andy Barclay

My Aunt Maggie Fall In Window And Smash Truck And My Dad Get Car Wreck Beside Now we got our new Leader I’m Our Leader Of The Goonies

Scooby-Doo

Real Cute Very Cute

Teenage Andy Barclay

Huh

Younger Andy Barclay

Wow! It worked!

CONCIERGE:

- Cedric.

Cedric

- Yes?

CONCIERGE:

- Don't count your tips in public.

Cedric

- I'm sorry.

CONCIERGE:

And find out everything you can about that young fellows.

Front, please! Enjoy your stay with us. Don't forget to remind your Mama, when he arrives ...she must come down and sign a couple of things.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

- Thank you, you've been helpful. And I Need A Rolling Stone Magzine

CEDRIC:

May I take your bag? Up here to your left. Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

The vacuum guy?

CEDRIC:

No, the president. This is one of our finest suites, sir.

Younger Andy Barclay

This is great!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Wow! A huge bed just for me And Younger Andy! Luxurious and spacious. How convenient. Hey.

CEDRIC:

Did you want the key in the bag? Or did you want to hang on to it?

Younger Andy Barclay

I'll hang on to it.

CEDRIC:

Everything all right? - Is the temperature okay?

Younger Andy Barclay

- It's okay.

CEDRIC:

- Do you know how the TV works?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

- I'm 21 years old. TV's my life. And My Friends And I Leave The Hotel And I Back To My Dad Apartment

CEDRIC:

Well...

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

I'm sorry. And there's plenty more where that came from. Thank you.

James Or Axel And Younger Andy They Walk Out The Room

(Patti LaBelle - Stir It Up)

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Whooping) l can't believe we said no to free Soda

Teenage Andy Barclay We did it! We did it! We faced temptation and did not bend ! Hot Darn Praise the Lord !

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Now there's nothing, and l mean nothing, between us and My Dad Apartment But Nothing

All

Yeah (Laughing)

Teenage Andy Barclay

(Whooping)

Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Doo

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Hey, look at that guy!

Teenage Andy Barclay

Oh, that's one job l'd never do. Working around electricity.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Hey, hold up. That's Edgar Deems.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Come on.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

No. He only wears that one darn jacket That's him, l'm telling you.

They Stop At A Van See Edgar Deems On Election Tower

Jenny Summers

Man, oh, man, he sure must've been drunk this time.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Edgar, get your butt down from there!

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Oh Heck

Kyle Simpson

We can't leave him up there.

Jenny Summers

(Laughs Like Axel F)

James Or Axel And Teenage Andy They Do Rock Paper And Scissors Make Teenage Andy Win And He Beat Teenage Andy

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Thank you, Edgar. You owe me on this one, You Darned ld boozehound. One of these days, you're gonna have to get your butt on a wagon and stay there Jeez lt's not like l don't have better things to do than to climb towers and drag your hairy feet down What The

Edgar Is Dead On Election Tower

Kyle Simpson

Was it a heart attack, Doctor?

Doctor Jim

No. He died of dehydration. Thirst.

Jenny Summers

Well, that doesn't make any sense. That takes a couple of days, doesn't it?

Doctor Jim

Maybe even three or four.

Teenage Andy Barclay

You mean he sat up there three or four days? He sat up there and just died of thirst?

Old Fred Dig A Dirt With Shovel His Flock Of Sleep Say Bleep

Old Fred

Hmm.

Old Fred Keep Dig With Shovel His Flock Of Sheep Say Bleep The Monster Knock Cross Down They Ate Old Fred And His Flock Of Sheep Later Tina Something Wrong With seismographs Machine And She Pull Chip Out Later Two Road Worker Howard And Carmine The Gang Ride Down To See Old Fred

Teenage Andy Barclay

You reckon he hated Columbia Hopkins And Perfection more than us? Do you suppose he wanted to kill himself?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

Come on. Somebody must've chased him up there.

Teenage Andy Barclay

What, you mean someone who ain't scared of a Winchester rifle? Then what'd they do? Camp out down below and just wait for him to die? What The Heck

The Van Stop They Walk Out A Van It Dead Flock Of Sheep

Younger Andy Barclay

Whem

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

What Is This

Kyle Simpson

Hey Fred

Jenny Summers

Hey There Old Fred

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey Fred

Younger Andy Barclay

Fred

Scooby-Doo

Old Fred Where Are You

Teenage Andy Barclay

This is weird.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

This is real weird.

James Or Axel Grab His Dirty Hat It Old Fred Like Ben Gardner Head

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

(Yells)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Jeepers

Scooby-Doo

Rikes

Kyle Simpson

And Double And Tripe Yikes

James L. Anderson (A.K.A) Axel Foley

What The Heck Going On I Mean What The Heck Is Going On (Groans)

Carmine Pump A Jackhammer On A Road

(X3 Van Horn)

Teenage Andy Barclay

Everybody Get The Heck out of here! There's a killer on the loose!

Howard The Road Worker

What?

Teenage Andy Barclay

A murderer, My Good Guy Doll Chucky A real psycho!

He's cutting people's heads off. l'm not kidding !

Carmine The Road Worker

They're pulling our chain.

Howard The Road Worker

Yeah.

Carmine Keep Pump Jackhammer On Road Howard Grab A Crowbar And Jackhammer With Worm That Blood Like Hot Pocket

Carmine The Road Worker

What

The Monster Take A Jackhammer Away

Carmine The Road Worker

Geez

The Plug Got Carmine

Carmine The Road Worker

(Screams) Howard Howard (Screams)

Howard The Road Worker

Carmine

Carmine The Road Worker

(Screams)

(Worm Roar)

Howard The Road Worker

Carmine (Screams)

Walter Chang

Who could be doing it?

Jack Santos

l'm not accusing anybody. l'm just saying, some of my cattle are missing.

Melvin Plug

Are you serious? Old Fred's dead?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Do Something Like That

Melvin Plug

Come On You’re Brainwashed Me Right James

Walter Chang

What happened to Fred?

Nestor

No worse than Edgar.

Jack Santos

What happened to Edgar?

Nestor

You won't believe it.

Teenage Andy Barclay

Here, l need one of those candy bars.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l don't believe this. The phone is dead. Walter, your phone is dead !

Walter Chang

l didn't do it.

LeRoy El Toro Anderson

Nestor, what's happening?

Nestor

Somebody killed old Fred.

LeRoy El Toro Anderson

What should we do?

Walter Chang

Hey What's going on?

Nestor

Now Look James you gotta get to Myrtle Beach and you gotta get the police up here. And you gotta step on it.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Consider it stepped on.

Our Heroes Too Leave The Town Again

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Man, we decided to leave this place just one darn day too late, you know?

Teenage Andy Barclay

Well, there's sure as heck nothing to stop us now. Everybody we know between here and Myrtle Beach And Your Dad Apartment is already dead. Look out!

The Road Is Blocked On Rock

Jenny Summers

ls there some higher force at work here? l mean, are we asking too much of life?

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Where the heck are these guys? What are they doing? Blasting?

Kyle Simpson

Hey! Where are you guys? lt's not like there's another road, Airhead

Scooby Find Howard Helmet

Scooby-Doo

Rames Rames

Younger Andy Barclay

It Howard Helmet We Got Back To The Store Fellows

Our Heroes Hop Back In The Van Teenage Andy Grab Revolver James Or Axel Revere Back He Hit A Dirt

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Jeez l don't believe this!

Teenage Andy Barclay

You're hung up.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

l am not!

Teenage Andy Barclay

You're hung up, l tell you ! You're gonna burn the clutch !

The Tire Got Stuck On A Dirt James Or Axel Pull Down The Break And Drive Out A Dirt

Teenage Andy Barclay

You know, you could break an axle like that.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Could you Hush Up

Teenage Andy Barclay

Hey, l don't need to spend the night out here.

James L. Anderson (A.K.A.) Axel Foley

Crybaby.

In The Death Star Dr. Zachery Smith He Walk Emperor Room See His Master Phantom Virus

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

My Lead Virus And Julia Cotton

Phantom Virus

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Julia Cotton

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

Phantom Virus

Freddy Kruger

Phantom Virus

Freddy Kruger

Chucky

Dr. Zachery Smith (A.K.A.) NES

James 2 Andy Kyle Jenny Scooby Kirsty & Tiffany

In James Dad Apartment His Machine Start

Radio

December is inventory time. So right now, Statler Toyotais making the best deals of the year on all 1985 model Toyotas. You won't find a better car with a better price with better service anywherein Hill Valley...

Joanne 'Joey' Summerskill On Television:

The Senate is expected to vote on this today. In other news, officials at The Pacific mental hospital 2 Young Girls Named Kirsty Cotton And Tiffany Kill Her Uncle Frank Cotton And Her Stepmother Julia Cotton And Her Doctor Dr. Phillip Channard/Channard Cenobite. The Photo Of Elliott Spencer have denied the rumor that the case of missing plutonium was in fact stolen from their vault two weeks ago. A Libyan terrorist group had claimed responsibility for the allegedtheft, however, the officials now infer the crepency to a simpleclerical error. The FBI...

The Toast Flip On Papper And Dog Can Machine In Bowl And Dump In Trash Can

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