Jai Lava Kusa

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[ Villagers cheering ]

Dear citizens,

Dear aesthetes...

We are now going to exhibit

The Chapter 'Aswamedhayagam'

of 'Uttara Ramayana'

Hey Dibbalarao,

Call Lava and Kusa first.

Ready... Why are you sitting still?

Jai closed the door

to get ready, uncle.

Yes, uncle.

Greetings, All the minister

and citizens.

Remembering the responsibility

you have all put on me today,

Believing my prosperity

is in people's welfare,

Considering their will to be mine,

I promise to reign

with the following policies.

Hey.

We remember the Legend's dialogues

really well. Open the door first

Uncle, they are both playing

Lava and Kusa.

I have been mugging up dialogues

to play Lord Rama, since last night.

Tell me those dialogues.

The chivalrous warrior

of the Ikshvaku dynasty...

The one to defeat Lord Rama's

brother Soumitri is this child...

Warriors!

Hey... stop. stop.

There is a special role

especially for him.

And he will play that role.

Re - Re - Really, uncle?

Re - Re - Really, son.

[ Villagers cheering ]

My sweethearts.

Brother, have you seen this?

- Yes,

It seems like a divine horse to me.

Whichever horse it is,

it can not enter our hermitage

We will immediately capture it

and present in front of Sage Valmiki

Dear, this is not an ordinary horse.

It is a divine horse.

The horse left behind by Lord Rama

during exile. Let it go

Urmila's better half,

Don't you know you are supposed to fight

against the ones to capture the divine horse

But not kneel before them?

Call your Lord Rama for a war.

We don't exactly know

the Lava and Kusa in Ramayana

but we can't praise these two kids enough

for presenting them so beautifully.

You are the elder one. Take it.

- No.

My brother performed

better than me, sir.

Give it to him.

- Both did well, Both of you take it.

[ Villagers cheering Lava and Kusa ]

[ People cheering ]

'Hail Lava Kusa'

'Hail Lava Kusa'

Don't impurify the holy ritual.

Leave respectfully.

[ Villagers cheering ]

Hey Jai,

Even if a single mosquito bites,

I will crush you like one

Lava, Kusa,

I'll spin it faster.

My sweethearts.

Lava super.

- Hey sleepyhead.

There is no cooking here.

Go to the President's house

and check if food is ready

Hey, Lava and Kusa will be here

for lunch, make it quick. - Ok madam.

Take that basket quickly.

There is a lot of work there

My dear...

Here you come, My sweetheart.

You have come alone.

Are you Lava or Kusa?

- He is Lava.

- He is Kusa.

Your clothes are dirty.

Kavita, get a new shirt

from the shelf - Ok, mom.

Eat, dear.

Tell me Rama's dialogue.

- Tell me Lakshmana's dialogue otherwise

You guys wait. Let him eat first.

He will say the dialogues later.

- [ Shouting telugu proverb ]

I thought Lava and Kusa

were just two people.

These two are original

and that one is a replica.

I asked you to check

but you are eating it all alone.

Isn't it wrong?

- No, u - u - uncle.

Uncle wanted to tell who I was.

- He wanted to tell uncle.

Is it?

- Yes.

But --

- But none of them listened, uncle.

Is it so?

That's his talent.

Ask me for food if you want.

Do you have to lie for that?

Come guys.

- Why does the replica need this shirt?

Take it off.

Oh no! I wish Dibbalarao

were hurt badly.

How many times will he hit you?

Even the supreme isn't fair.

Though you three are born identical,

He gave you a flaw.

Rama, forgive me...

Ravan broke my wings

and captured Sita.

I couldn't save her, Rama.

Sita. Sita.

- Uncle.

Why did Ravan make them suffer?

As Rama and Lakshman...

Insulted Ravan's sister by cutting

her nose and ears off,

Rama and Ravan fought a war.

Insult is like fire.

Once it begins, It turns everyone

into ashes

So, this makes Ravan right.

Jai.

Mother.

Sister, you don't worry.

It is my responsibility to make

your sons the finest actors

"Demon, Demon, Demon,

Ravan the demon"

"Demon, Demon, Demon,

Ravan the demon"

Ha Ha Ha,

Introduce that crazy monkey

Set this egoistic

monkey's tail on fire.

[ Villagers cheering ]

Sir, Special effect just like in the movies.

- Super.

Kusa...

Hey! it's really on fire.

Damn with his movie effects.

- Let's go.

Where's Ravan?

Brother, he is not inside.

Brother, he isn't here too.

Did you check properly?

You pee with just a Ravan's picture.

Do you have the guts

to see Ravan in his face?

You are alive just because

he isn't here.

But you have made a huge mistake

by attacking Ravan's fort.

Where are you hiding?

"Krishna Mukunda Murari"

"Hail Krishna Mukunda Murari"

"I will steal all your troubles,

I will steal all your tears"

"I will steal all your worries,

I will steal all your darkness"

"I will steal all your fears.

I will steal all your burdens"

"I will steal all your debts,

I will steal all your dangers"

"The lines on your palms,

The lines of your fate"

"I will steal all of them"

"I will cast magic and steal

all your worries"

"I will dance around

and mess everything up"

"I will come to you

as an innocent kid"

"I will clear your paths

of any disturbances"

"All the salt in the sea,

All the errors in education"

"All the troubles in a job,

I will steal it all"

"All the stains on the moon,

All the impurities in vegetables"

"All the scams in the country,

I will take it all away"

"I will cast magic and steal

all your worries"

"I will dance around and mess

everything up"

"I will come as Lord Krishna

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