Invasion of the Saucer Men

Synopsis: A teenage couple making out in the woods accidentally runs over an alien creature with their car. The creature's hand falls off, but it comes alive, and, with an eye growing out of it, begins to stalk the teens. Meanwhile, Joe the town drunk wants to store the body in his refrigerator, but some of the alien's buddies inject alcohol into his system, and Joe dies of an overdose.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Edward L. Cahn
Production: American International Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.5
PASSED
Year:
1957
69 min
8 Views

Spooky, eh ?

I learned a long time ago

you gotta start your pitch with a bang.

But ... I'm an honest guy, see.

I gotta play it square with you.

Actually, a plain ol' farmer

lives in this house.

An nice, easy going sorta guy.

- Now get the law after 'em !

Er ... Like I was sayin', he lives

on the outskirts of this little town.

Hicksburg, by name.

No, I'm not kiddin' !

That's the name ...

Hiscksburg. Scout's honor.

It's a quiet little place ...

Nothing much for the

young people to do ...

Well ... Hardly anything.

Anyhow, we're Saturday night.

And me and my partner,

was eating in this fancy restaurant.

A regular gourmet's joint.

Him and me are

what you might call ...

Investments specialists.

We were discussing the

latest market reports

and looking forward to a quiet

game of chess before retiring.

Oh ... That's my partner.

I'm the handsome guy,

on the left.

Will there be anything else ?

Right now, I couldn't

afford what I'm thinking.

- I'm sure of that.

- Wait, baby, wait !

I wonder if you can

tell me how to ...

I can't even read

my own writing here !

I wonder if you'd

tell me how to get to ...

... first base

with you tonight.

Fresh guy !

Oh, at least I tried !

Trying is all we ever do

ever since we hit this town.

We never should've come

here in the first place !

A guy's gotta be a native in this burg

before a dame will give him a break.

Oh don't give me that !

Let's go home.

I'm bushed !

Wait a minute, man.

This is country !

Things move slow here.

I got a tip that this town's

a cinch for quick buck.

Skip it, will you ?

I'm going to bed.

And we're pulling

out of here in the morning !

I'm looking for action tonight.

I'm taking a ride to see

what I can pick up.

Fat chance !

And remember that car is half mine.

You have the front seat.

I won't be using your

half much tonight !

Big lover !

All mouth .. No action.

You want a lift back

to the boarding house ?

No, I'm gonna walk up

my great expectations.

I wouldn't want to

hold back the wheels of progress.

Or is it the progress

of a big wheel ?

- What the heck was that ?

- Low lightning, what else ?

There's no clouds out there.

How's the recruiting

coming along, Lieutenant ?

Not bad.

How about them young'uns ?

I wonder what they're

watching out there ?

I tell ya ...

I saw a flying saucer !

What you fellows yappin'

about out here ?

Duke just said

he saw a flying saucer !

Only one ?

Nobody's got a right to brag

unless they see at least six.

And in different colors.

This one was blue !

Lieutenant, the boys are

kidding about seeing a flying saucer.

Oh.

Yeah, Duke says

he saw one over there.

You better watch out, he might

be giving you orders next month.

Yeah, you're right, I'm hooked !

Dragging me in feet first.

Don't you had a date

with the Joan tonight ?

Yeah, she's meeting

me here at 9:
30.

She's probably fussing

with her new dress.

Who you're kidding !

We all know she's waiting

for her old man to

get out of the house.

What kind of a dress

takes that long to get into ?

You have to admit she's got

a lot of the right things

to put in the right places.

Yeah and they're all mine !

Here she comes.

See you later.

- Hi princess.

- Hi Johnny !

Most of the gang's

at Lover's Point.

Yeah, what a lousy way

to spend the Saturday night.

Look !

- Do you like it ?

- Great !

- I'm going home.

- Goodbye, Jack.

Uh ! ... Another load of those

consarned kids on my property.

Looks crowded at Lover's Point.

Hope we don't hit

Larkin's bull on the way out.

- Take it easy, Bobby boy.

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