Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Synopsis: When Kavya Pratap Singh, a chirpy yet feisty girl from Ambala, makes a trip to Delhi for her marriage shopping, she meets a young, carefree Delhi lad, Humpty Sharma. Humpty's father owns a campus bookstore where Humpty and his two best friends, Shonty and Poplu, have grown up together and which remains their hangout spot even now. Kavya is unattainable for Humpty initially, which makes her even more endearing to him, but being a Delhi boy, he is not one to give up so easily. With some help from his two best friends, he finds out all about her, and through an interesting turn of events (including a ploy to save Kavya's friend Gurpreet's marriage), they start growing closer to each other. The more time they spend with each other, their love-hate banter grows, but their chemistry is apparent. They are both different, yet very similar as people. They are young, feisty and carefree, and it's the spurge of life which attracts them to each other. As per plan, once Kavya's trip ends, she heads
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Shashank Khaitan
Production: Reliance Entertainment
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
133 min

- Humpty!

- Humpty!

Humpty, hurry up, bro...

It's almost time for your exam!

Stop pressurizing him, man!

You know he has trouble with...


What are you doing, man?!

Stop wasting time...

You're done for in this exam, buddy.

Chill, Shonty...

I know everything.

What is this, Humpty?

Sir! I've left everything

to the mercy of God!

Sir, my father says,

what you don't know, leave to God!

And I really don't know History... I've left it to God.

You're going to fail, man...

Listen to me. Copy a few answers.

Sir, my father says "no cheating."

I can't break his trust.

Don't worry, sir!

God will handle everything!

Okay, sir? Jai Mata Di!


fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"


"You'll get in trouble if

you listen to this fraud of a heart"

"Oh, baby, my heart's a liar"

"Reciting Ghalib's poetry,

pretending he's a poet"

"Can't think of enough

curses to give him"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"


fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"My heart gets lonely all by itself"

"After a few shots, confesses to me"

"All it wants is an Indian girl"

"And it wants me to set them up"

"A fun and whimsical damsel"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart's not a bad guy"

"Albeit a little unreliable"

"And so restless"

"So very restless"

"Does exactly what he wants"

"Without a spare thought for poor me"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"


Chest... 44.


Look, Mum.

Chest is still 44 inches.

Let your chest swell

up with pride, my son!

Like Sylvester Stallone!

Bansi! - Yes?

You've taken Kavya's measurements for her gown,


No Ma'am. Kavya and her sister

have gone to the cyber caf.

How do you know?

Sir, they rushed off in front of me!

I told her I had to

take her measurements but...

...Kavya said she

won't wear a local gown.

Really? - Hmm.

What a drama queen she is.

How do you like it?!

Screw you! You've got a designer gown!

Of course!

And it cost 2 and a half lakhs!

2 and a half lakhs!

How did you convince your dad?!

Emotional blackmail!

Papa, it's my only wedding!

I've always wanted this! Etc...

It's a great colour.

I know!

Did you talk to your dad yet?

My brother flips out anytime

I mention the designer gown!

And Dad starts laughing!

Kavya! Everyone must be

ready for breakfast... hurry up!

2 minutes, sis!

Just come to Delhi!

You can help me with the wedding

and you can buy your gown from here!

The showrooms are going to get the

latest stock of designer gowns, anyway!

Yeah! Great idea!

Okay, I'll call you later... Bye!

- Wants to book trucks for 4 nights, but won't give

an advance...

What a miser!

Let it go for now.


We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali.

Why are you shouting?

Why didn't you give

your measurements today?

Dad, listen.

I will only get married

in Kareena Kapoor's designer gown.

Otherwise say 'goodbye' to the groom!

Why such a fuss over a damn gown!

Son. Relax.

What's the problem with a local gown?

Grandma wore a local wedding gown.

Hmph! My mother-in-law selected it.

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Shashank Khaitan

Shashank Khaitan is an Indian film writer and director, known for his work in Hindi cinema. He has directed films like Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania and Badrinath Ki Dulhania, which released in 2017. His work on the latter garnered him a nomination for the Filmfare Award for Best Director. His latest movie Dhadak (2018) is an adaptation of the marathi movie Sairat. more…

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