Hulk Vs. Wolverine


My name is Wolverine.

I'm the best there is at what I do,

but what I do isn't very nice.

What the...?

What the hell happened?

Oh, yeah.

Hulk vs. Wolverine

Four Hours Ago

Sir, I know I'm not supposed

to ask questions...

...but who are you?

No one you wanna know, kid.

Looks like someone had a bad day.

Copy. Still searching for any survivors.

It happened about 4 hours ago,

just before dawn.

A creature has sighted

crossing US-Canadian border.

This is what happened

when it reached civilization.


The Americans call it the Hulk.

Intel sketchy.

Department H. thinks the US military

is covering something up.

He smells toxic.

Gun powder too.

Well... Someone tried to fight back.

Welcome Elkford.

Guess they didn't fight hard enough.

Department H. wants you

to find and stop the Hulk...

...before he reaches

another town or city.

And if you can't stop it, kill it!

Sounds like fun.

Sir, I think we got something.

- Do you want us try for a landing?

- Don't bother.

Why always that?

Hey, Bub.

You haven't seen a big monster

running around anywhere, have you?

No! Stay back!

Stay away from me!

Stay back!

Relax, cry baby.

I ain't gonna...

You smell toxic!

Who are you?

Please, I'm begging you.

Leave me alone!

For your own sake, please, go!

You are in terrible danger!

Here is the deal, misty.

There is a third claw that's gonna come out

if you don't start talking.

Oh, hell!

I don't suppose you got any interest

to talking this out.

What the hell happened?

Oh, yeah.

Let's do this!

Come on!

Hulk smash little man!

Little man leave Hulk alone!

Hulk is strongest there is!

Okay, Bub.

Let's try that again.

Thanks runt.

We've been trying

to take him down for weeks.

Logan, buddy!

It's me, Deadpool!

I shot you!

What are you looking at?

Prepare the lab.

We are on our way.

His vital signs are increasing.

He's waking up.

Now, Mrs. Hynes, begin

the adamantium bonding process.

- Yes, professor.

- Commencing infusion.

- The vitals are erratic but holding.

- Excellent!

Increase to maximum.

Weapon-X's mental conditioning

and reprogramming are at stage 5.

Begin combat assessment.

I don't care how long you had him

professor, this is a mistake.

I know him.

He can't be controlled.

You have his DNA,

so just let me kill him.

I'll take that

under advisement, Sabertooth.

Prepare your team for the mission.

Your funeral.

What do you say after the mission

we kill all those flooding babies?

Do you ever shut up, Wilson?

What? Babies creep me out.

Good bye, bamm!

He's fighting to programming.

We are losing control!

Increase the dosage!

Initiate lock down procedures

and someone activate Sabertooth!

Guards! Guards!

Wakey wakey time!


We missed you!

The Weapon-X just hasn't been

the same without you.

Nobody calls me Bub anymore.

And Omega Red is a bed wetter.

One day I will tear up

your flipping tongue, Wilson.

He's very ashamed.

Despite Deadpool's idiocy,...

...Weapon-X is indeed pleased

to have you back, Logan.

We put considerable time

and money into you.

And pointy things.

You're our best operative, Wolverine.

So disappointing.

But you did lead us to Dr. Banner.

Of course, you know him better as,...

...the Hulk.

I shot him in the ass.

With one of these.

What? I did.

Weapon-X has been pursuing

the Hulk for weeks.

Unfortunately, there was

some collateral damage.

If only Department H.

had sent you in sooner...

...who knows how much destruction

could have been avoided?

What do you want with the Hulk?

We just wanna help him

find his happy place.

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