House for Two

---

[Music]

[Music...]

[Noise of a restaurant]

So, the massage...

Come, come!

- Good.

- Go f*** yourself.

One.

So, gentlemen, who else?

End of bet. End!

C'mon.

Good. Perfect.

Ten.

Twenty.

- Thirty.

- You're the one.

Forty.

- A cigarette.

- Fifty.

- Go f*** yourself.

- Sixty.

I'll make more bet.

Seventy.

Seventy five!

I would win two hundreds at least.

Maybe three.

In a minute!

You could never do it, coward.

You a**hole.

You would never do, you redneck!

Sh*t!

Aaaaah!

He looks bad.

Hold on a second.

Look, please.

You did this to me?

- Me?

- Who else, you coward? - C'mon.

[Music]

Hi.

[Music]

[Music]

- Where the hell are you?

- Hm.

- What?

- I overslept.

You've got the new young here.

Magda Koulova.

Whistle. [whistles]

You awful crap!

I'll destroy you.

You f***er! F***ing f***er!

Who do you swear at?

Thanks.

- Graybeard, lend me a twenty.

- What?

Be a human.

When I was as old as you,

I used to buy lollipops.

Don't think,

I will be working for you. Is that clear?

- Hello.

- Hi.

[Music]

Would you like a tea?

I dream about it nowadays.

It's in a sh*t.

My mom used to say that,

but it never was in a sh*t.

[Machine noise]

Yes, I would like that.

How it comes, you've come here?

Here or there.

I've always wanted to breed animals,

and now I ended up here.

Groovy, you say?

You know how nice it would be

to feed a chimpanzee for instance?

- Hi, girls!

- Hello.

Your hair smell nice.

What good do you have?

Ew! Wait.

- What's up?

- Only a shoe.

Hi.

Where did you pick up the chick?

Dan.

Good.

- Let's go, right?

- Is that possible?

Hardly earned money,

and you let him the whole sausage.

- Look, don't you have two hundreds?

- I don't.

[Church music in the phones]

Here, how is this

so you'll build up stairs from outside

and that'll make it

two autonomous units.

- We don't need such thing.

- I beg you.

You'll both get married,

women will quarell with each other.

You've got it better so.

Yeah, but everything

would be destroyed then here.

Do as you wish.

But I won't overbuild the bathroom

because of mom.

Bye then.

Damned.

[Music]

Thanks.

You're welcome.

- So young, what's with the case?

- Nice, ain't it? It's a memory.

Don't talk and show me.

Thanks.

Aaaah.... No!

- 180 crowns.

- Wait, that's too little, isn't it?

How you wish.

Alright then.

Sign it here.

- Good day.

- Good day.

What are you doing here?

I would like two bottles

of champaigne.

And the big chocolate-box there.

Dan, please, don't spend too much money.

Mum, happy birthday.

You're crazy.

[Music]

What's this?

He's nuts,

don't mind it.

- Let's buy some cement...

- And let's stole the rest.

- Dan.

- What?

I'm going to the army

in a while.

You can move a finger

because of your mum.

How it comes because of me?

The bathroom will be for you

in the first place.

You've always wanted to have

a nice bathroom.

I thought you want to marry someone.

You mean Boza?

I would like to see it.

Cheers.

Cheers.

[a song sounds]

I waited for this day

for so long

I've never met a hapinness before

- Mum, come to dance.

- Oh no... - Come.

Come mum.

May I?

Well...

Today was my happy day

And the whole world is smiling at me

Today I spotted you

and then I met my dream

I was abandoned before

But now I can only

remember it

Maybe you fell from heaven

and I could so meet my dream

And the sun shines still more

A scent of flowers is more clear

I've got all, I don't want more

Just a kiss from your lips

Because today was my happy day

My heart knows about it and sings

I saw you today

and then I met my dream

- Uaaah!

- [Jana is smiling]

What about the guy and flowers yesterday?

You're angry because mum had fun, aren't you?

I think she'l have fun as soon

as she knows where did you get all the money.

[Music]

Please, don't tell mum.

[Music]

Sorry, it lasted a little bit longer,

but I had to arrange it.

What about next week at night?

- At night?

- If you have time.

Isn't it too soon?

What...

I thought about overtime.

- I see.

- I you have an acquantaince,

I'll tell chef

to put you to magazines.

They don't do overtimes there.

You want to ge rid of me,

mr. Whistle? [whistles]

No. I don't care

who sits there and takes it.

Yeah?

- I would like that one.

- You'll overcome it in some time.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Would you like

to go out with me tonight?

[Music]

You should marry.

I can't take care of you

until death.

Ouch!

Boza!

Boza!

Well?

Wait mum, I'll try it.

- You know Boza likes you?

- Really?

- I can tell.

- It's fine that you understand each other.

But he has complex.

- That girls like me more.

- Which ones?

- So. Generally.

- I see.

What if I jumped 3 metres high?

- What about it?

- Would you go to cinema with me?

- I don't think so.

- I think so. - No. - Look.

- Are you hurt?

- Yes. Ouch...

- No. Why?

- You're so stupid.

- Are you seeing someone?

- What if yes?

Just so. Because of Boza.

Because of him?

Because of me, then.

Aaa! Ouch, ouch...

I'm home now.

- Would you like to invite me for coffee?

- I can't.

Would you like have a walk?

Try it.

[Music]

That's cool.

So let's go?

[Music]

What was that?

I don't know.

[Music]

- Mum was scared.

- I know, whatever.

So listen.

I won't move a finger

since now for you.

That's marvelous.

You mean that?

You're jealous.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes