Horrid Henry: The Movie
Down with the boys!
Girls rule! Girls are cool!
Down with the boys!
Girls rule! Girls are cool!
Down with the boys!
Singing Soraya.
Sour Susan.
- Guess who?
- Me!
And Moody Margaret,
my number one enemy.
Be honest, no, don't!
- You were going too fast.
- No, I wasn't.
- You were way too slow.
- I don't care!
What's wrong with you?
But I'm deputy head.
This isn't some kind of game.
This is a sophisticated club
and it's my club and I can do what I like.
I'm deputy head as I've already said.
Shouldn't be just like...
Aagh! Enemy attack!
Na-na-na, na na na!
Mission accomplished!
I hate you, Henry!
Henry!
Homework, now!
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Oh, hi, I'm Henry, and this is my world.
- Firstom, mydad.
- Henry!
He says the same thing to me every day.
and do your homework
or there'll be no more television for a week.
- Heard it before.
- A month.
- Oh, come on!
- A year.
No way!
Then there's my wormy little brother, Peter,
and his annoying cello.
Hey, Peter. It's not bad...
And then Mum says:
Don't be horrid, Henry!
So then I got to my room and do my homework.
Only joking.
Why'd I want to do my homework?
I'm way too busy.
Wha-ha! Rocking out!
Some day I'm gonna be a rock star.
# Got no time for homework
# Too busy being me
# Singing Zero Zombies
# Down with wormy worms
# That's what I decree
# I'm the king around here
# The all-time majesty
# They say that I am horrid
# But little do they know
# I'm really, really horrid
# And that's the way it goes
# I'm a hero, I'm a pirate
# A Tyrannosaurus Rex
coming straight at you
# Come on
# Wanna croon it, croon it, croon it
# I just wanna do it
# Too cool, too cool, for school
# No no no no no
# I'm nobody's fool
# Too cool for school
Henry!
Henry! Henry!
I said, get up.
I'm getting up, Mum.
Get up and get dressed!
I'm getting dressed, Mum.
Right. That's it.
You're going to make us all late.
I'm not gonna make us all late, Mum.
I've re-stocked the loo rolls,
cleaned my toothbrush holder,
dusted under the bath
and now I'm going to polish my shoes.
That's a good boy, Peter.
Henry?
Go away, worm!
Aagh! Mum!
And don't forget your homework!
Henry!
Shoo, Fluffy!
Ooh, there it is.
Oh, no!
Come on, Henry, get your coat on.
It's time for school!
Hi!
Hey, guys, wait for me!
Peter!
Look, those are Peter's little miends.
They love school and I really, really hate school.
Anyway, here goes.
Eugh!
That's Ralph.
Better known as Rude Ralph.
And that's Aerobic Al.
Brainy Brian.
And Bee Bert.
- I dunno.
I dunno!
With miends like these,
school's not all bad.
Together, we are The Purple Hand Gang.
Brian, I need a note.
I haven't got my homework.
- So what's new, Henry?
- OK.
Quiet in the classroom.
Settle down. Order in the classroom.
- Margaret?
- Here, Miss.
Susan?
Yeah? Oh. Here, Miss Battle-Axe.
- Ralph?
- Here, Miss.
- Al?
- Here, Miss.
- Bert?
- Er... I dunno.
Brian?
Here, Miss.
William?
Oh, Weepy William.
Here, Miss.
Linda?
Or Lazy Linda.
Here, Miss.
Henry?
Horrid Henry.
Here, Miss.
Late mark.
Right, get out your homework.
Oh, please, Miss.
What is it, Henry?
I haven't got my homework, Miss.
Why am I not surprised, Henry?
Oh, I've got a note, Miss.
"Dear Miss B.
The cat ate Henry's homework again.
Bad cat.
Signed Henry's mum. "
Something tells me your mother
did not write this note, Henry.
What do you mean, Miss Battle-Axe?
And something tells me you did not write
this note, either, Henry.
How do you spell homework?
H- O-M-E...
Ooh, that's very good, Henry.
The next little bit might be a bit harder,
seeing as you've never done any.
How do you spell work?
W...
...E...
R- K?
No, no, no, no.
W- O-R-K.
That is how you spell work.
And that's why I know
you did not write this note, Henry.
Because work is spelt correctly in this note
and I know you'd never be able
to spell it correctly.
Ah.
Enter!
Boudicca, I just wanted to remind you
the school inspectors will be here again today
and we don't want any more...
unpleasantness.
Of course not, Miss Oddbod.
(sigh of relie
Thank you, Boudicca.
Now...
where was I?
Oh, yes. Detention.
Single detention
for failing to do your homework.
Double detention
for failing to bring in your homework.
And triple detention for getting somebody else
to write this note
on your behalf about your homework.
- But...
- Silence!
H- O-M-E
W- O-R-K.
Homework.
who failed to bring in their homework?
Good.
# It's not easy being me
# Wash your face and brush your hair
# Nag, nag, nag it's just not fair
# I'm Horrid Henry
# So tell me school
# Cannot rule
# When I'm king I'll do my thing
# And then my life would be so sweet
# I'm Horrid Henry
# Na na na
# Na na nay
# The Purple Hand Gang rules OK
# It's not easy being me
# I'm Horrid Henry
# Na na na, it's not fair
# Na na nay, I wasn't there
# Why do I get blamed for everything
# Cos I'm Horrid Henry?
# Na na na
# Na na nay
# The Purple Hand Gang rules OK
# It's not easy being me...
Two secs, guys, I'll let you in.
(hums to hersel
Yes?
The school inspectors are here to see you,
Miss Oddbod.
Thank you, Sidmouth.
OK.
Without practice, we won't be ready
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