Horny House of Horror

Synopsis: The film is about three men, Nakazu (Yuya Ishikawa), Toshida (Wani Kansai) and Uno (Toushi Yanagi) who enter a brothel in Japan to allow Nakazu to have the experience paying for sex before his upcoming marriage. What the three men do not know is that the prostitutes plan to sexually torture the three men instead.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
75 min


Today is a special day.

That tickles!

Oh, that tickles!

It's a "Lucky direction roll".

This is a "Lucky direction roll".

That's right.

Eat while facing this year's

auspicious direction and make a wish.

This year's fortuitous direction

is west-southwest.

Like this?

No, this way.

Stay still.


What are you wishing for?

Right. You can't speak while

you're eating.

Come on, suck it

as hard as you want.

Hey, wait!

I'll never let you go.

Our team won't last

if you drop out.

Don't say that.

You celebrated our marriage,

didn't you?

I just held it back

in front of everyone.

Listen, annul your marriage

right now.

What's the point of marrying

if you can't play baseball?

I'm leaving now.

Are you listening to me?

I promised my fiance we'd discuss

the venue.

What a shame.

That's why we lost our retirement game.

What the hell!

You blame me for that?

Yes, you botched it.

No, I didn't.

That wasn't an error.

I couldnt help it, okay.

Your life is one big error.



- What?

That's a new parlor.



No way.

- Come on.

It's really cheap.

You can get Laid

for that little?

It's deflation, prices are failing.

Oh my!

I bet you're a regular.

No way!



Hey, wait!

You've never paid to get laid?


It makes me sick.

Any normal 40 year old guy

would have by now.

I'm not like you guys.

Okay, I'll treat you.

My treat,

Lets all go get laid.

Let's make it our team's

last innings.

Sounds good.

- No way.

You can either quit the team,

or choose not to join us.

But you have to choose one.

Ill quit the team,

I'm not going.

What do we do?

We force him to go.

Here we go!


In you go.

Stop it.

- Come on.

It stinks!

What's that smell?

It's natural.

It's generations of sperm.

No, not that.

It smells like dead meat.

Are you scared?

No, I'm not.

I just hate the thought

of paying women for sex.

You sound like a virgin.

Shut up.

I always wondered why you're

such a p*ssy.

Because you're a virgin?

Yeah, you never talk about sex.

He keeps changing his story

about his first time.

Right, he does.

Get real.

Okay, so how did you lose your cherry?

We want graphic details.

I'm leaving.

C'mon, don't go.

We're just having fun.

- Get lost.

May I help you?

Three of you?

Not me.

- Yes, three.

All three of us.

Three clients, ladies.

Is that price you have outside

for real?

Yes, it's only 3,000 yen.

I bet there are extras

once we get inside.

That can't be!

I bet the girls are all old hags, right?

If you don't believe me,

you're welcome to inspect the girls.

Get ready.

What's that?

You can finger their butts before

you make your choice.

- No mistake, eh?

You mean it?

This is unbelievable.

Come here!

This is great

Oh, they're really soft.

They feel great.

Absolutely perfect.


You can only touch them once.

Okay, I understand.

The last John l had

tearfully begged for his life.

So I made him stick

a cigarette in his tool.


What happened?

He agreed and stuck a cigarette

right down into his urethra.

I made him ram it in

right up to the filter.

What's that?

Anyway, I stubbed it out on his balls,

then I cut off his cock.

Guys today are hardly worth teasing.

They have no pride.


What's up?

What's up?

Someone pinched me.

- Don't make a fuss over that.

You can't help it.

You just started here recently.

Stop it, Kaori.

Don't hit on her.

Why not?

Are you jealous?

Don't worry.

You're my only love, Nonoko.

You can only touch them once.

We need to compare them,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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