Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd.

Synopsis: Honeymoon Travels is an off-beat drama weaving together the stories of 6 couples on their honeymoons on the same tourist bus. There are old-timers Nahid & Oscar on their second marriages, reflective and forgiving of live. Then there's the Gujrati couple Hitesh and Shilpa who can't get anywhere near each other without scrabbling, the super-compatible Parsi couple Aspi and Zara, and the oddball NRI husband Bunty with his desi, fun-loving wife Madhu. An uptight and insecure Bengali man, Partho, is very much in love with his beautiful, free-spirited wife Milly. And rounding off the sextet are the Kapoors, the Punjabi couple comprising of talkative Pinky and contemplative Vicky. The film starts off with the start of the bus journey, and a couple of red herrings, like Shilpa crying her eyes out at going on the honeymoon. Then there's an opinionated bus driver, and a mysterious motor-bike rider following the bus. And while everything looks lovey-dovey in the beginning, with familiarity and ti
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Reema Kagti
  1 win & 1 nomination.
118 min

here you go...

- right, put it down


- sure

your eyes will be dazzled,

your jaws will drop to the ground...

when you get a glimpse of the beaches,

filled with frolicking girls...

wearing practically nothing...

almost najed.

- you're fibbing

why should l ?

you'll see, for yourself

welcome... step on board

excuse me... hello, hurry up


hitesh, you see she has never been

away from us, it's her first time

Mummy, l don't want to go !

Please don't maje me...

silly, it's your honeymoon

Listen, the bus is leaving

... come, hurry up

quickly, please


- go on, dear

hitesh, tiffin-box, for the trip

Don't worry, father-in-law.

she'll be back beaming smiles

Taje care

start the bus

good morning ladies and gentlemen,

myself...sunil. l will be...

travelling with you, for your service

l want to say congrats to... all you...

beautiful and young... and...

and everyone...

on this holy marriage of yours

first, let us do introductions

of ourselves... to ourselves

Please remember, myself sunil.

for your service

what is your good name, sir ?

l am hitesh Patel

and this is my wife, shilpa

This is our first honeymoon

hi, l'm aspi

hi, l'm zara

l'm oscar fernandes


Myself, Partho sen

My wife, Milly sen

we're vicky and Pinjy kapoor,

we're from Delhi

actually, vicky runs a business in Delhi

actually, my birthplace is


but l met vicky in Delhi

l have tajen a course in beauty,

after the honeymoon i'm...

hi, l'm Madhu

congratulations everybody.

and... let's rock it up

l'm bunty, her better half

hi, everybody

very good. Mije please

now you taje some relaxation,

until we stop for food-ings


Thanj god, you aren't

on your first honeymoon

l'll thanj god because

your hair isn't bleached

but why is she crying so much ?

l want to sit next to the window

what are you loojing at, lollipop ?

- nothing

something on your mind ?

- nothing at all

you were thinjing of me, weren't you ?

even l was thinjing about you

what's Polja-dot's problem ?

he's ogling at me and...

cherry blossom isn't minding him.

see... but he's cute, no ?

lt's only been 36 hours...

and you're loojing at other men ?

other men are loojing at me

uncle, you must teach me english

sure, don't worry.

- but when...?


first tip for picking up a new lingo

ln conversations,

begin with pretending...

that you're understanding

every word

lf you're asjed, what is this ?

you say, This

Pick up the last word and nod

This !

slowly, you begin to grasp words,

then one learns quickly

are you really grasping it

or, just nodding it away ?

so these two oldies

are also itching for a honeymoon

shut up, eat

Lunch is served already ?

- Long enough to have turned cold

where have you been ?

- Telephone booth. no networj signal

got through ?

- ls she ever at home... spoon, man ?

water therapy is so good, so good,

you jnow...it's my speciality

before our wedding,

vicky had a rash of pimples

vicky, why are you mauling my hand,

you distracted my conversation

l forced vicky to drinj so much water,

l finished off all the pimples

now looj, he has

a really nice, smooth face, no ?

your wife isn't eating ?

- no, she isn't hungry

yours was... a love marriage ?

- no, arranged marriage

ours was a love-cum-arranged marriage

we met in college

lt was her first year,

l was in third year

l went to a girls' college,

so we could not meet

what are they doing ?

you thinj they practise ?

- l don't jnow

l still can't believe that you havent told

your parents, we've got married

l want to surprise them

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Reema Kagti

Reema Kagti (born 1972) is an Indian film director and screenwriter, who works in Bollywood. She made her debut as director with critically acclaimed Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. (2007), which was followed by the neo-noir, Talaash (2012). more…

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