Actors: Ryan Dunn

Work release is when

you're a non violent felony,

and you go there,

and you gotta find a job

To live there is something

cause you go back there

every night,

you get searched,

it's like getting

rearrested again

Cause you get searched

every time you go in there

Like, I would work

there like 6:

and have to be

in by 9 o'clock,

On Sunday, every

time you got church,

they let you go out but

you didn't even go to church,

I went to the movies

or something.

But, I work

six days a week,

so I get to stay out...

cause you don't want to stay in

that dorm all dry, let me tell you.

On holidays, you had to stay in

there all dry if you didn't work.

And then they take money

out of your check, too.

I used... I... I...

For staying there.

You had to pay to stay in work release.

May some good fortune

Come to you

May some good

fortune come to you

She's always

Thinking up something

When I'm feeling down

She know just what

To say to pull me through

Looking like Booker And the MG Sound

there ain't nothing

My girl can't do

Not to change the subject

But have you seen My shoes?

I think I left them

The last time I played

Sometimes I feel like all

I ever get to do Is lose

Sometimes I feel

Like I got it made

And may some good

fortune come to you

May some good fortune

Come to you

People say that

Life is precious

And you have to make

The most of it

But nobody has

Proven either thing

When you stand back

And you look

At the long

And the short of it

What else is there

To do but sing?

And may some good

fortune come to you

May some good fortune

Come to you

You think there's a kid

in this entire town

Dreaming of growing up

to be a bum?

I didn't think you did

But we both know how that Is

exactly what some will become

Enough about me

Let's talk about you

for a minute

Okay, maybe that's enough

But getting back to me

You know my all-time

favourite movie

Is that one where

Those two cops

Who cannot stand

Each other

Later under pressure

Learn to work together

Become great partners,

Even better friends

And then that one

Says something funny

And the movie ends

And may some good

fortune come to you

Yo, wake up!

How long does it take

to pick up a f***ing van?

Slam out on 116 West

Guy called three times in 15 minutes.

And... and then, well


And oil, like the smelly stuff

You should throw the top.

Yay! How did

you do that?

Oh, that's amazing!

Throw the bolt next time. Lock the top.




Oh! Oh, oh... baby! baby!

We didn't pay this guy.

Could we make it 70?

Mike, Slam out

on 1482nd avenue,

penthouse buzzer

Yeah! Hey, listen, about Friday,

wait, hold on a second

Yeah, on

Friday, when they come in,

yeah, can you make sure that

they are prepped correctly?

I mean, the first time, we had

that mess at the meeting. Remember?

Yeah, well, the whole

thing about the construction

is if it's not set up to

the fight expectations,

then, they look at us like we're insane,


you know, I feel like

we're just starting off

on the wrong

foot with them

it does matter, these

things really matter

You gotta treat People the fight way

Okay, so now,

here's the thing...

Hey, this is Monique

Leave a message

I'll get back to you

as soon as I can


Well it's ok Monique,

it's me, it's Mike.

how you doing?

I don't know whether

you're around or,

or if you're... I just

wanted to say hi...

I'm doing good. I got...

I got into... into...

I'm working and everything.

So, I just wanted

to talk to you...

because, look, I don't

know if you're in town

or if you're out on...

I'm thinking about you, that's all.

Alright, thank you. Bye.

Mike, 3127 th

Street Brooklyn

B*tch sounds like she

got some fuckable tits, bro

Hey, man,

I'm on it.


Somebody call

a locksmith?

Hi. Are you

from Elite?

Yeah. You call

a locksmith?


Lock yourself out?


Yeah, pretty much

I cant get in touch with any

of my friends who have the keys.

They're all working, so...

So... top or

the bottom?

the top. I never use the bottom.

You should lock both.

I am gonna have to... drill it, 115

dollars plus 40 for the cylinder.

No! well, geez, maybe can't

you just pick the lock?

No, no, no. Everybody has these keys,

My mom in India

has these keys.

I can re-pin it so that

everybody can have the same keys.

Oh, okay, how long

is it gonna take?

Twelve seconds.


can I sit?


thank you.

I'm just gonna

go get something.

can I get you

some more water?

No, I'm good, thanks.

can I ask you something?

would you ever get

yourself one of these?

What is it?

I don't know, I think

it's like a hard massager.

Something like that,

but is this a sex thing?

Well, I don't know What

it is. Isn't it yours?

But you wouldn't buy

this for yourself, right?

I mean, it's not like some

dude just walks into a store

and he's like, " Hey, can I have

a big f***ing hard massager?"

You know? Right?

Irdy bought this.

I don't know. Don't you

live with your boyfriend?

Oh, yeah, he is

f***ing somebody.

He is f***ing somebody else,

and that stupid b*tch bought him a f***ing

sex thing.

I cant f***ing believe it.

Are you f***ing crazy?

What are you doing?

I am gonna bust

up his f***ing place!

This isn't your place?


You don't live here

with your boyfriend?

No, I live

in Dumbo.

This... this... this...

cannot happen.

No, it is,

it is happening.

Listen, we...

we gotta we gotta...

we're gonna go.

Okay? Come on, we're

gonna leave right now!

I... I cant.

Listen, do you have ID?

I cant believe it!

I love him so much and

he's f***ing somebody else.

Shh, just

calm down, Okay?

I'm gonna put this in the door,

and we're gonna leave, Okay?


He's f***ing somebody else.

Come on!

He is!

You don't know that.

Yes, I do.

No, I do know it.

I feel it, I mean I feel this.

He hasn't had sex with

me in, like, three weeks.

He probably thinks

I'm disgusting

Can you stand up for me? Huh?


He's a f***ing ass hole, isn't he?


Yes, he is.

Yes, he is.

You're not gonna

get him here.

You have to go.

I mean, am I really

so totally repulsive?

You're a

beautiful Irdy.


I'm gonna put

this in the door,

M m-mm.

And we're

gonna walk out. Okay?


Sh*t. What in the flying

f*** am I gonna do?

Did you move stuff? I

mean, when he comes home,

is he gonna know that somebody was here?

What am I supposed to do? Just

turn the other cheek or something?

Look, I... I... I...

Listen, you cant

say anything, alright?

I can get into a sh*t-lord of f***ing

trouble for this, alright? Just...

This is our secret?

Yeah, but why... why

couldn't he just tell me,

you just tell me,

like, I can take it.

I... I really

need to get back to work.

He's never gonna tickle my back again.


You Okay?

Do you have any tissues?

I don't.

I don't, no.

I don't.

Do you think

he really loves her?

Or maybe it's just

a f*** thing.

I... you don't

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