home alone (2020)

Season #1 Episode #1

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JAMIE:
excuse me jm wont let me watch the movie but anna and marissa can why can i

PHILIP:
i am on the phone

JAMIE:
if it wasnt for me hes just being a jerk

PHILIP:
look if jm says no he has to go on his own

JAMIE:
(sighs) whatever

PHILIP:
dont you want to pack it in for a minute

JAMIE:
did you think id kill myself to look like a person in egypt i dont think so

PHILIP:
(shouting) GO

PHILIP:
who says im schofield anyway

JAMIE:
pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

JAMIE:
did someone ordered me a meat feast

PHILIP:
oh yes we did didnt know that someones gonna have to barf it all up and then it is gone

JAMIE:
then go easy on the pepsi

PHILIP:
jame jame get a plate (barfs)

JAMIE:
go away otherwise youll wet the bed

STAFF:
jamie what is the matter with you

JAMIE:
he started it he took my pizza on purpose he knows i hate sausage or olives or onions or

JM:
look what you did you little jerk

STAFF:
jamie get upstairs right now

JAMIE:
why

PHILIP:
jamie youre such a disease

JAMIE:
shut up

JM:
jamie upstairs

STAFF:
say goodnight jamie

JAMIE:
goodnight jamie

JAMIE:
why do i get treated like scums

STAFF:
theres too much in your head and you are the only person that has to make trouble

JAMIE:
im going like the dumdums

STAFF:
youre the only one acting up now get upstairs

JAMIE:
i am upstairs dummy second floor

STAFF:
go

JAMIE:
its scary up there

STAFF:
dont be silly philip will be there in one minute

JAMIE:
i cant sleep with him if he had something to drink he will wet the bed he will pee all over it i know

STAFF:
fine ill put him somewhere else

JAMIE:
(sighs) im sorry

STAFF:
its too late get up

JAMIE:
i dont like brighton very much

STAFF:
then maybe youll find another street to live

JAMIE:
i dont want to and i hate this house they suck

STAFF:
just stay up here i cant see you for the rest of the day

JAMIE:
i cant see you afor the rest of the day either and its just my luck to do so

STAFF:
i hope you dont mean that once again you woke up now and didnt have a staff or resident

JAMIE:
no i wont

STAFF:
then say it again i dont want anything to understand you

JAMIE:
i hope ill never see any of you jerks again

JAMIE:
when i grow up i wish i was living alone

END OF PART ONE:

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