Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

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[D'Souza] If you make a film criticizing

the most powerful man in the world,

expect the empire to strike back.

Empty your pockets.

No cell phones, no wallets.

If you check in every night by eight,

you and me will have no trouble.

Hey, Jose, you trying

to make me jealous?

Just wait your turn.

Your rubdown is next.

- What prison you coming from?

- I-I didn't get prison.

That's too bad.

You go to a white-collar prison,

Martha Stewart type,

you get tennis courts and libraries.

Inmates are mayors, business execs,

doctors stealing Medicare,

tax evaders, people like that.

- Well, what about in here?

- Much different class of people.

But, uh, it's safe here, right?

Next.

[chuckles]

Don't be gentle.

[indistinct conversations]

[heart beating loudly]

Think I'm up here.

Let's not get too cozy, huh?

When I get back to my wife,

I don't want to wake up in the morning

and whisper your name.

[D'Souza] They're trying

to teach me a lesson.

They think I don't get it.

Maybe they're right.

For years, I've had an idealized

picture of America.

What's dawning on me now

is that I've been too focused on America

as it ought to be.

There's another America,

the America of the street,

with its own code and its own rules.

There's power in getting into a gang

and controlling the whole neighborhood.

It's like my home country of India.

There, the whole country

is controlled by gangs..

street gangs, political gangs.

They own you.

That's why I left India...

You all right, homey?

[D'Souza] ...to come to America.

[indistinct shouting]

I'm the king of this thing.

You don't come to my territory

- and tell me what to do!

- [whistles]

- What?

- What's the deal with you, man?

[D'Souza] Part of my lesson involves

mandatory psychological counseling.

The Obama people believe

I need to be re-educated.

[speaking Spanish]

[D'Souza] And is this supposed

to be punishment?

I've been ordered

to teach English to immigrants.

- Hello, class.

- [all] Hola, Dinesh.

[D'Souza] My kind of people.

I'm going to talk to you today

about America,

about what it means to become American.

Now, I can come to Mexico,

or you can come to India,

but I can no more become Mexican

than you can become Indian.

America is a country based on ideas,

based on assimilation

to a certain way of life.

[buzzer]

[D'Souza] I wonder what way of life

got these guys here.

So, what are you in for?

Drug smuggling.

Armed robbery.

Manslaughter.

Murder.

Got into a bar fight.

And I set him on fire.

What are you in here for?

A friend of mine

was running for office

and I gave her more than

I was allowed to give.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] That's good.

[D'Souza] I think I might be

the stupidest criminal

in the history

of American jurisprudence.

In our home country,

slavery and Jim Crow

all too often was justified

in the name of Christ.

[D'Souza] I'm a conservative

in a very strange place.

I'm not likely to run into

Charles Krauthammer or George Will.

Hey, yo, India.

[Obama] ...helped to liberate

that nation.

You any good at chess, man?

- [Obama] ...one group or one religion.

- Yeah.

Let's find out.

[D'Souza] You know what? There's a few

things I want to find out myself.

Remember that during the Crusades

and the inquisition,

people committed terrible deeds

in the name of Christ.

You know, gangs are

all about stealing, man.

Crime is all about stealing.

What's the biggest gang?

[chuckles]

Right in your face.

Politicians, man.

- How does a gang make money?

- Any way they can, you know?

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