
Hey Bartender
1
So, thanks for everything.
Alright, that's what's left in the kitchen.
We did a pretty good job,
you can see at the end of the night,
the last thing we did obviously was shots.
That was Bob, because it was
Rumple Minze.
That was me because it was
a vodka.
Stoli Ojranj was for Phil.
Stoli O was for Paulie.
Uhm, but uh yeah, I forgot
Paul was here.
Craft bar tending is back.
And I like that.
The cocktail revolution has been
going on for five or six years now.
But really ten or twelve years ago
it really started to come together.
A lot of these bartenders are
so influential now.
The New York Times writes
about them.
They get flown on trips
around the world.
We're right at this stepping
point at this movement now,
world excited about cocktails.
People want to know what Dale
DeGroff has to say.
They want to know what Jimmy
has to say.
Welcome!
You're just going, who are
these people?
They are awfully serious.
About some awfully
arcane things.
People are considering
ingredients and ice and
spirits and details.
Great bartenders they mix a
drink the way a scientist
would a Bunsen burner.
We look at our craft. Bring
it back to the beginning.
It's all just the way the alchemists,
that mad scientist idea that people have.
It's a show every night.
The lights go down.
The stage is set.
The bar is the biggest stage
in the world and
your audience changes
every night.
There should be a drink column
in every newspaper in America.
Being a bartender. It's all
social. I mean, that's an art.
It's nice to see it sort-of growing
and getting a little bit bigger.
Because it has been sort-of
a little club.
recognized culinary art
it will remain a sideshow.
To be a bartender at this
particular time...
is extremely exciting
and special.
My house here.
My home sweet home.
Yes, I'm officially
in the house.
I've got to open. It's a...
long elaborate process.
Starting with me. Ending with
a guy coming in at six.
Every now we close at four,
we have a...
We have a porter who comes
in, cleans up everything.
Then we have a second porter
that comes in and basically
re-stocks our bar. Re-stocks
everything we used.
Me, I'll be here all night.
And I probably won't be home
until about
I don't know, five thirty,
six o'clock.
So it's a pretty long shift
but...
Hey, if you want to dance,
you gotta pay the band, right?
Well the things is that you
are...
preferably using, uhm,
grunt work.
For... some quiet time.
Where you remember why you're
here for.
You kind-of plan out
your night.
You are not just opening doors and like,
let's see what happens.
be available.
Uh, there's a lot of
psychological and emotional
preparations that go into it.
You have to be in the right
state of mind, essentially.
To tend bar at the highest
level, is to serve people.
bar you have to put aside
you know, the problems you're
having paying your rent.
to the fight you just got in
with your girlfriend
that you're going to continue at two
in the morning when you get done.
come in even earlier than I
need to.
Do all that stuff. Get all
that stuff out of the way.
And then take a nap.
If I can.
is...
What I like to call the
cosmetics.
It's just set the bar up like the
way it looks when we're open.
When you step to your bench,
to your workstations
it's like a cockpit.
Where you have everything you
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Hey Bartender" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Web. 24 Mar. 2023. <https://www.scripts.com/script/hey_bartender_9920>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In