Heathers

Synopsis: A regular girl, Veronica, tries to survive the social jungle of high school by sticking with the three most popular girls at school who are all called Heather. As she meets a sociopath named JD, her life spirals into a continuous cycle of hate, unintentional murder and indifference, as she exacts revenge on her enemies, also known as her best friends.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Michael Lehmann
Production: New World Video
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
95%
R
Year:
1988
103 min
211 Views

# When I was just a little girl

# I asked my mother, what will I be?

# Will I be pretty?

# Will I be rich?

# Here's what she said to me

# Qu ser, ser

# Whatever will be, will be

# The future's not ours to see

# Qu ser, ser

# What will be, will be

# When I was just a child in school

# I asked my teacher, what should I try?

# Should I paint pictures?

# Should I sing songs?

# This was her wise reply

# Qu ser, ser

# Whatever will be, will be

# The future's not ours to see

# Qu ser, ser

# What will be, will be... #

Damn.

It's your turn, Heather.

No, Heather. It's Heather's turn.

Heather.

Sorry, Heather.

# Qu ser, ser

# Whatever will be, will be

# The future's not ours to see

# Qu ser, ser

# What will be, will be

# Qu ser, ser #

Dear diary...

'Heather told me

she teaches people real life.

'She said real life sucks losers dry.

'If you want to f*ck with the eagles,

you have to learn to fly.

'I said, "So, you teach people

to spread their wings and fly?"

'She said, "Yes."

'I said, "You're beautiful..."'

God, come on, Veronica.

What is your damage, Heather?

Don't blame me, blame Heather.

She told me to haul your ass

into the caff pronto.

Back me up, Heather.

She really wants to talk to you, Veronica.

OK, I'm going. Jesus Christ.

Hello, Heather.

Veronica. Finally.

I got a note of Kurt Kelly's.

I need you to forge a hot and horny

but realistic note in Kurt's handwriting.

We'll slip it onto

Martha Dumptruck's lunch tray.

I don't have anything

against Martha Dunnstock.

You don't have anything for her.

Come on. It'll be very.

The note will give her shower nozzle

masturbation material for weeks.

I'll think about it.

Don't think.

Veronica needs something to write on.

Bend over.

Dear Martha, you're so sweet...

I'm telling you, man, it'd so be righteous

to be in a Veronica Sawyer -

Heather Chandler sandwich.

Hell, yes.

I want to put a Heather on my johnson

and spin her around like a pinwheel.

Punch it in.

Westerburg feeds the world.

Come on, people.

Give that leftover lunch money

to people who don't have lunches.

God, aren't they fed yet?

Do they even have thanksgiving in Africa?

Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians, Tater Tots.

It's a real party continent.

Sawyer, guess what today is.

Ouch. Lunch-time poll?

What's the question?

Yeah, what's the question, Heather?

God, you were with me in study hall

when I thought of it.

I forgot.

Such a pillowcase.

It's not that bizarro thing you were babbling

about over the phone last night, is it?

Of course it is.

I told Dennis if he gives me another

political topic, I'd spew burrito chunks.

Oh, Veronica, I'm sorry.

Betty Finn. Gosh.

I'm sorry I couldn't go

to your birthday party last month.

It's OK. Your mom said you had a big date.

I'd probably miss my own birthday for a date.

Don't say that.

I was looking around the other day

and I dug up these old photographs.

Oh. They're great.

Come on, Veronica.

I was talking to somebody.

Great. Here comes Heather.

Oh, shit.

- Hi, Courtney. Love your cardigan.

- Thanks.

I got it last night at The Limited.

Like, totally blew my allowance.

Check this out. You win $5 million

from the Publisher Sweepstakes

and the same day

the guy gives you the cheque,

aliens land on the earth and say they'll blow

up the world in two days. What do you do?

That's easy.

I'd just slide that wad over to my father

because he's one of the state's top brokers.

If I got that money,

I'd give it all to the homeless.

Every cent.

You're beautiful.

If you're going to openly be a bitch...

Why can't we talk to

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