Hasee Toh Phasee

Relax uncle, just wait.

Uncle, give me that stick.

Ramnik Bhai,

shove the bamboo from inside and try...

It's Rs. 35 fix your meter first...

it can't be more than 33!

Devesh Bhai!

Hurry up! I was about to call you...

What's wrong? - Come fast.

There's an emergency

Look at the crowd gathered!

Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!

Alpesh Bhai...

What's wrong Alpesh Bhai?

The door is locked from the inside...

Who is inside?

No one!

Then how is it lockedm?

There is only ONE nutcase

capable of this in the house!!!

You never listen to anyone.

You never listen to anyone.

One minute.

Beat her up.

She's driving the entire chawl crazy!

- Don't stress your throat...

What are you guys looking at now?

Go home!

Thank you Pappa...

How did you lock it,

if you were outside?

What's this?

Well...l tied this pajama

string to the bolt...

...slipped the other

end under the door...

a hard tug..door closed!

Do you know how to open it now?

Never sell a suit

without a matching tie!

Unbolt the door and

I'll admit you're smart

Gayatri, Hurry up.

Don't try to outsmart

me or you will get thrashed.

Please Dad!

Agneepath is my favourite film...

I promise... tomorrowl

will study for 2 hours extra...

Shut up!

Let him come no?

Why? Watching this film

will make him a class topper?

Let's go

Ma... can I stay back?

I want to study...

Enough studying...

...you're already a topper...

shut up and come with us...

Listen up. - Yes sir!

I've locked Nikhil in his room...

- Yes Sir

If he tries to come out...

Sir, then I will request

him to go right back in.

Request?! You moron!

Drag him back in by his ears!

Yes sir!

'Congratulations Ma.'

'You've once again managed

to drive your son out of the house'

'HEY!'

'What are you shooting at the car for?'

'Here...'

What's this?

Your Diabetes medicines, sir

I have Diabetes?

Yes Sir..

You got me Vitamin

C tablets for diabetesm?

Huh?

Sir... Nikhil sir told

me you have diabetes...

And where is Nikhil now?

'L have a bad habit

of always being on time'

'But I'm a little late today...

so sorry about it'

Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma

Where's Nikhil?

Studying... he will eat later

Studying? Behind closed doors?

Should he be studying with

doors and windows wide open?

Has anything half-decent

ever happened behind closed doors?

Your being a cop doesn't

make everyone else a thief

Papa, I am telling you, he isn't

going to make it to any of the services

The police will throw him out in the

interview, even if he passes the test...

Revenue services can't take him,

because he'll spend

everything they have!

And if he becomes a forest guard...

there will be no forest left to guard!

Please eat with your mouth shut

Why are you calling me from your room?

You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?

Mumbai...

No ya, she's too pale - 8.5

- But Ma please don't tell dad...

It's Rajeev's wedding and

dad would've never let me go

ltold you...

...not to come...if YOU fail the

IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$

Hey fatso..some cousin

you're..always scaring me

Just sit straight

Ma... hold on..

just one sec... Ma listen...

a!

A!

What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4

YES Ma.

But how did you get out of the house?

Through the window Ma...

But that window has a grill

Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws...

and the drawer had a screwdriver...

You mean, you left the window open?

Yeah mom please shut it. If

mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.

Nikhil, you're impossible!

Are you going somewhere?

No... right now I am stuck.

You need help?

Okay...

Quite heavy...

Yup.

That's... quite heavy...

Hurry up please?

Woah...! That was cool.

Cricket should be for 2O overs

onlymgame over in three hours!

Man...in my opinion..33 should play..

11 specialist batsmen,

11 specialist fielders...

...and 11 specialist bowlers..

...else tailenders are

expected to score 100s

Like baseball...

and the ground should rotate...

clockwise and anti-clockwise

Like those disco-stages in films?

The ground revolves, as do the fielders.

Bowler's screwed - since

fielders are circling.

Batsman's screwed too - as he won't

know which gaps to place his shots in

and fielders are super

screwed...to run or to stop...

A stupid idea of

momentous proportions...

mimagine in the first 15 overs,

within the circle are

two ying fielders...

...they grab the ball out of the air.

Airport?

You really do give a long rope

You reel it in pretty well too

Imagine if we were on the same team,

we'd be like a house on fire...

Lets go boss.

You wanna come to Goa?

Err... this weddingm?

Is it your wedding?

I\ICI

Then?... Just come.

I can'tjust come...

Okay...

Hasta La Vista

Have a good life mista!

One more, just one more!

The Solanki family

welcomes one and all...

So ladies and gentlemen,

open your hearts and your mouths...

and get ready for the

juice drinking competition!

Did you speak to your mum?

What did she say?

Guys, I just met an 8 on 10...

Sssir... Forget 8... This place

Hi...

The competition is about to start...

Aren't you taking part?

She is the bride's sister...

a typical Virgo...

as you can see... a keeper!

She's a livewire man...

Wire!? She's a power-plant by herself!

So bring it on!

ONE...

Two...

start...

C'mon!

C'mon, go for it!

Sir...if she smiles, she's snared!

A model entering the movies...

...you'll need to be her hero!

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