
Hasee Toh Phasee
(0.00 / 0 votes)Relax uncle, just wait.
Uncle, give me that stick.
Ramnik Bhai,
shove the bamboo from inside and try...
It's Rs. 35 fix your meter first...
it can't be more than 33!
Devesh Bhai!
Hurry up! I was about to call you...
What's wrong? - Come fast.
There's an emergency
Look at the crowd gathered!
Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!
Alpesh Bhai...
The door is locked from the inside...
Who is inside?
No one!
Then how is it lockedm?
There is only ONE nutcase
capable of this in the house!!!
One minute.
Beat her up.
She's driving the entire chawl crazy!
- Don't stress your throat...
What are you guys looking at now?
Go home!
Thank you Pappa...
How did you lock it,
if you were outside?
What's this?
Well...l tied this pajama
string to the bolt...
...slipped the other
end under the door...
a hard tug..door closed!
Do you know how to open it now?
Never sell a suit
without a matching tie!
Unbolt the door and
I'll admit you're smart
Gayatri, Hurry up.
Don't try to outsmart
me or you will get thrashed.
Please Dad!
Agneepath is my favourite film...
I promise... tomorrowl
will study for 2 hours extra...
Shut up!
Let him come no?
Why? Watching this film
will make him a class topper?
Let's go
Ma... can I stay back?
I want to study...
Enough studying...
...you're already a topper...
shut up and come with us...
Listen up. - Yes sir!
I've locked Nikhil in his room...
- Yes Sir
If he tries to come out...
Sir, then I will request
him to go right back in.
Request?! You moron!
Drag him back in by his ears!
Yes sir!
'Congratulations Ma.'
'You've once again managed
to drive your son out of the house'
'HEY!'
'What are you shooting at the car for?'
'Here...'
What's this?
Your Diabetes medicines, sir
I have Diabetes?
Yes Sir..
You got me Vitamin
C tablets for diabetesm?
Huh?
Sir... Nikhil sir told
me you have diabetes...
'L have a bad habit
'But I'm a little late today...
Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma
Where's Nikhil?
Studying... he will eat later
Studying? Behind closed doors?
Should he be studying with
doors and windows wide open?
Has anything half-decent
ever happened behind closed doors?
Your being a cop doesn't
make everyone else a thief
Papa, I am telling you, he isn't
going to make it to any of the services
The police will throw him out in the
interview, even if he passes the test...
Revenue services can't take him,
because he'll spend
everything they have!
And if he becomes a forest guard...
there will be no forest left to guard!
Please eat with your mouth shut
Why are you calling me from your room?
You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?
Mumbai...
No ya, she's too pale - 8.5
- But Ma please don't tell dad...
It's Rajeev's wedding and
dad would've never let me go
ltold you...
...not to come...if YOU fail the
IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$
Hey fatso..some cousin
you're..always scaring me
Just sit straight
Ma... hold on..
just one sec... Ma listen...
a!
A!
What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4
YES Ma.
But how did you get out of the house?
Through the window Ma...
But that window has a grill
Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws...
and the drawer had a screwdriver...
You mean, you left the window open?
Yeah mom please shut it. If
mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.
Nikhil, you're impossible!
Are you going somewhere?
No... right now I am stuck.
You need help?
Okay...
Quite heavy...
Yup.
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