Hasee Toh Phasee

Synopsis: Spread across Mumbai over a decade, the film is about the relationship between the quirky, rebellious Meeta (Parineeti Chopra) and the mischievous Nikhil (Sidharth Malhotra) struggling with their respective families to fit in. Nikhil bumps into Meeta on the occasion of her sister Deeksha's wedding while Meeta is on the run. He falls in love with Meeta's sister Karishma on the same day. The film jumps to the eve of Nikhil and Karishma's engagement. Karishma's wealthy father, Devesh Solanki, does not approve of Nikhil as he finds him to be a lackadaisical young man. On the day of his engagement, Nikhil promises Karishma that he will prove himself to be worthy of her within the next seven days. Nikhil is re-introduced to Meeta by Karishma and is instructed to put her up in a hotel. Nikhil recognizes Meeta. In an attempt to please Karishma he decides to keep Meeta in the flat above his own house, with his crazy extended family. During the course of Meeta's stay at Nikhil's house, they come
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Vinil Mathew
Production: Reliance Entertainment
  14 nominations.
141 min

Relax uncle, just wait.

Uncle, give me that stick.

Ramnik Bhai,

shove the bamboo from inside and try...

It's Rs. 35 fix your meter first...

it can't be more than 33!

Devesh Bhai!

Hurry up! I was about to call you...

What's wrong? - Come fast.

There's an emergency

Look at the crowd gathered!

Ramnik, you idiot... push harder!

Alpesh Bhai...

What's wrong Alpesh Bhai?

The door is locked from the inside...

Who is inside?

No one!

Then how is it lockedm?

There is only ONE nutcase

capable of this in the house!!!

You never listen to anyone.

You never listen to anyone.

One minute.

Beat her up.

She's driving the entire chawl crazy!

- Don't stress your throat...

What are you guys looking at now?

Go home!

Thank you Pappa...

How did you lock it,

if you were outside?

What's this?

Well...l tied this pajama

string to the bolt...

...slipped the other

end under the door...

a hard tug..door closed!

Do you know how to open it now?

Never sell a suit

without a matching tie!

Unbolt the door and

I'll admit you're smart

Gayatri, Hurry up.

Don't try to outsmart

me or you will get thrashed.

Please Dad!

Agneepath is my favourite film...

I promise... tomorrowl

will study for 2 hours extra...

Shut up!

Let him come no?

Why? Watching this film

will make him a class topper?

Let's go

Ma... can I stay back?

I want to study...

Enough studying...

...you're already a topper...

shut up and come with us...

Listen up. - Yes sir!

I've locked Nikhil in his room...

- Yes Sir

If he tries to come out...

Sir, then I will request

him to go right back in.

Request?! You moron!

Drag him back in by his ears!

Yes sir!

'Congratulations Ma.'

'You've once again managed

to drive your son out of the house'


'What are you shooting at the car for?'


What's this?

Your Diabetes medicines, sir

I have Diabetes?

Yes Sir..

You got me Vitamin

C tablets for diabetesm?


Sir... Nikhil sir told

me you have diabetes...

And where is Nikhil now?

'L have a bad habit

of always being on time'

'But I'm a little late today...

so sorry about it'

Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma

Where's Nikhil?

Studying... he will eat later

Studying? Behind closed doors?

Should he be studying with

doors and windows wide open?

Has anything half-decent

ever happened behind closed doors?

Your being a cop doesn't

make everyone else a thief

Papa, I am telling you, he isn't

going to make it to any of the services

The police will throw him out in the

interview, even if he passes the test...

Revenue services can't take him,

because he'll spend

everything they have!

And if he becomes a forest guard...

there will be no forest left to guard!

Please eat with your mouth shut

Why are you calling me from your room?

You're not in Delhi? Then where are you?


No ya, she's too pale - 8.5

- But Ma please don't tell dad...

It's Rajeev's wedding and

dad would've never let me go

ltold you...

...not to come...if YOU fail the

IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$

Hey fatso..some cousin

you're..always scaring me

Just sit straight

Ma... hold on..

just one sec... Ma listen...



What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4


But how did you get out of the house?

Through the window Ma...

But that window has a grill

Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws...

and the drawer had a screwdriver...

You mean, you left the window open?

Yeah mom please shut it. If

mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit.

Nikhil, you're impossible!

Are you going somewhere?

No... right now I am stuck.

You need help?


Quite heavy...


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Harshavardhan Kulkarni

Harshavardhan Kulkarni is an Indian film writer and director. He is the son of Kannada poet G.V. Kulkarni. His directorial debut feature film Hunterrr was released in 2015.Kulkarni was born and raised in Mumbai and trained as a petrochemical engineer at Pune University(MIT Kothrud). All through engineering he was busy writing, directing and acting in plays including winning the prestigious Purushottam Karandak. He began his career as a script writer for the television series Aahat for SONY TV. He was also the assistant director for a few episodes. During the time he decided he wanted to do a course in film making and joined the Film and Television Institute of India specialising in Editing. Alongwith a couple of his FTII classmates he formed the production company Tailormade Films upon graduation which was involved in a whole bunch of promotional films, audio visuals and ad films. His first foray into short feature writing was when he wrote THE CHOSEN ONE for STAR One directed by Vinil Matthew. This partnership collaborated subsequently on Hasee Toh Phasee. Between THE CHOSEN ONE and HTP he also made a short film on tourism for MTDC that fetched him the National Award for Best Film on Tourism - COLOURS OF KONKAN aka LOST AND FOUND. more…

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