
Hard Candy
- Year:
- 2006
- 52 min
- 1,173 Views
This is so good.
I want more.
Don't get greedy.
Jeff?
Hayley.
Sorry.
I was gonna be, like,
so sophisticated when we met.
Little hard to do that with your mouth
full of... whatever that is.
It's great. It's great.
Do you want some?
Sure.
Yum.
It's, um... kind of
what I was thinking.
Sorry?
You just don't look like the kind of guy
who has to meet girls over the internet.
I think it's better to meet people
online first sometimes.
You get to know
what they're like inside.
When you work as a photographer
you find out real quick, people's faces lie.
Does my face lie?
I look at those eyes
and I see...
who listens to John Mayer
and ColdPlay,
who loves Monty Python episodes
and who, desperately,
madly, deeply, wants,
needs, longs for...
more chocolate.
Excellent, excellent
judge of character.
Can I get two of those truffles
and two ganaches.
Now what's a ganache?
You don't know
what a ganache is?
Lucky, you're with
a woman of the world
to introduce you to these things.
And two chocolate-covered hearts.
- And?
- I'm good.
Yeah, you do appear so.
So what's in the bag?
Oh, you know,
just, like, books and stuff.
then I should have something to read.
Well... I couldn't really decide.
I'm reading this book
about Jean Seberg.
She's this actress
who slept with all the wrong people
Don't you do that.
No. I intend to sleep
with all the right people.
Plus, I'm reading Romeo and Juliet.
but I figured I could have it done
before the school year starts, so...
Doesn't look like
Elizabethan tragedy.
No, that's 'cause...
Well, my dad... he's letting me audit
one of his med school courses, right?
I don't really understand
half of it,
but I totally love it.
What?
So you go to UCW
and you sit in a lecture hall
with all these grad students
and, what,
do they hit on you?
Why? Are you jealous?
Just admiring. I didn't know
you were interested in that kind of thing.
What?
You thought since we'd been chatting
for three weeks
that you knew everything about me?
Plus, they wouldn't hit on a 14-year-old girl.
They're old enough to be my dad, so...
They're like...
They're bad older.
They're... You're not...
I'm so articulate.
Sorry. Can I just, like,
start over?
No. I get it. I get it.
I just thought...
You know, well,
you look older than you are.
You certainly act
older than you are.
Really?
Yeah. I was expecting someone
not as impressive.
Me too.
Cool shirt.
You want it?
No, I didn't really bring
enough bucks, so...
And yet, not actually
what I was asking.
Sure, I want it.
Can I get a green shirt
in a small, please?
No. No, no.
- I can't let you do that.
- What? Because...
- Because...
- What? Because you'd be so
indebted to me
that you'd have to...
Okay. I guess I can
let you do that.
You have to model it for me.
Conditions. I can't live
with all these conditions.
Thanks.
- This is so unfair.
- What?
This is when things happen,
in the middle of the night, by which time
I am completely out of the scene.
Life as a teenager.
I just hate having to depend
Lindsey to drive me everywhere.
You'll be driving
before you know it.
In the meantime, I missed
Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC
and the Goldfrapp concert.
I was at the Goldfrapp concert actually.
Shut up. You were?
Was it great?
Of course it was great.
What am I saying?
Well, you could judge for yourself.
- I got a bootleg MP3.
- You have the concert?
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