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All fast and daft and over-lapping
(eyes lit up, delighted)
You are kidding me!
Cutting as and when with:
EVENING 7. 17.16
she’s much more amused by - )
you’re in love with a sheep, surely
world‘d be to want to shag its
No you are, you’re winding me up.
They don’t call it animal husbandry
for nothing. Why d’you think they
wear wellies? Farmers. Forget the
mud. It’s to slot the sheep’s hind
It is not!
-and keep ‘em rrrrigid while
you’re giving ‘em one up the bee-
posh voice a la Siobhan
Sharpe from 2012)
Pron. ‘shot op’.
countryside? Do you honestly think
they’d waste time legislating
against it if it didn’t really
and he’s a bit of a beast.
Well there you go, y’see. It takes
all sorts, I rest my case. If
y’didn’t want to see the funny side
police force. Service. Force.
I have to say, Mr.Kershaw was
one of his sheep had been knocked
down at side o’ t’road.
it’s a very special relationship
these farmers have with their
sheep. Draw your own conclusions.
KIRSTEN’s come to a halt as a T-junction. A white van speeds
past in front of her.
Oooh! Gotta go. Schumacher’s just
streaked past in a white tranny. I
speed record, bless him. And he’s
him a tug.
Okay, well you be careful - and
don’t be long - I want to send
everyone home in ten minutes. I
wanna go home in ten minutes.
4 INT. KIRSTEN’S CAR. EVENING 7. 17.18 4
KIRSTEN’s on her radio
Bravo November nine-five-one-two,
could you P.N.C. a vehicle for me
We’re just changing shifts, nine
five-one-two, can you give us two
5 INT. VAN. EVENING 7. 17.19 5
clue what to do.