Happily N'Ever After 2

Once upon a time,

long, long ago,

in a magical kingdom

far, far away

known as Fairy Tale Land,

there lived a princess

and a prince,

'cause there always is one

when you have the other.

Hold up!

That's not

what wizards wear, Mambo.

The clothes don't make

the wizard, Munk.

It's the other way around.

Now what up with all this

"once upon a time" bidness?

That's old school.

We gots to make

the story fresh, yo.

You know,

mix things up a bit.

D'oh!

Not the balance

of good and evil!

D'oh!

Mambo!

We're supposed to keep

good and evil in fairy tales

balanced right where they are.

Capiche?

But--

- Zaa!

Uh, but--

- Zzz!

But--

- Zaa!

Oh! Fine.

We'll do it your way.

Good.

Now, Fairy Tale Land was ruled

by the wise King Cole.

His wife, Queen Grace--

Who was big-time beautiful.

...and their

daughter Snow White.

Things were pretty cool

in the old kingdom.

Lots of joy and love

and all that good stuff

was just bursting out

everywhere.

And this was in no small part

due to Queen Grace.

Wave to the people,

Snow White.

Everyone in the kingdom

is our friend.

Yes, Mommy,

and they all love you.

Morning!

For no matter

what your problem...

Or what you looked like...

She would bring joy

into your world.

With a smile on her face

and love in her heart.

Yeah!

Yay!

Did you see that?

Mother, why does everyone

love the queen so much?

Because she is beautiful.

I want to be queen someday.

Am I beautiful?

Uh...

Wh-What do you think?

Mommy, I want to be

loved by everyone,

just like you are.

You will be, Snow White.

There. All done.

Whoa.

Just remember,

Snow White,

the mirror only tells

half the story.

True beauty comes

from helping others.

Yes, Mommy.

Mommy.

Are you okay?

Stop smiling.

This is a sad day

for the kingdom.

But doesn't this mean

someone else

gets to be queen?

Mommy.

Yes, someone else

will be queen.

Now poor Snow White

has to grow up

without the caring heart--

of her beloved mother.

# No, sugar,

I like the spice #

# I'll never get enough #

# No, never get enough #

# I'll show you how,

if you ask me nice #

# Just try to keep up #

# Try to keep up #

# Can you keep up

with me? #

# Can you really

keep up with me? #

# Do you think

I'm gonna let you get #

# Your friends tonight

and meet up with me? #

# No time

for sleepin', baby #

# Up in the V to the I-P #

# Can you keep up?

Can you keep up? #

# Can you really

keep up with me? #

Answer.

Holla!

- Hey, girls.

We're almost to your place.

You ready?

You know it.

Snow White?

Oh, my dad's coming.

Gotta go.

Later.

Snow, honey,

are you ready to go?

Hi, Daddy.

You like?

It's the hottest,

latest thing.

Well...

You don't like it?

No. It's nice.

I'm just not sure that's

what a young princess wears.

Now, your mother,

she always dressed

appropriately for a queen.

Daddy,

times have changed.

So has fashion.

You gotta keep up.

I take it from your dress

you've forgotten

we were visiting

the Ten Little Indians

Orphanage tonight?

But tonight's the opening

of Mamma Goose's Joust House.

They're expecting me

to be there.

Well, it would be nice

if you felt the orphanage

needed you, too.

Yeah, I know.

Snow, you've gone out

to some new opening

every night this summer.

So?

- So, honey,

there's more

to being a princess

than red carpets

and photo ops.

Honey, the children

always loved it

when your mother

visited them.

But they pick their noses.

It's so gross.

Your mother

never seemed to mind.

You just don't

understand.

Snow White!

Holla!

Holla!

So you ready to get

your joust on, girl?

Go ahead.

We can visit

with the children

another time.

Oh, thank you, Daddy!

Now, I don't want you

coming home late again.

Daddy, curfews are so lame.

Do you want me

to look like a loser?

Well, no, but--

Daddy.

Oh, well. Okay, okay.

But be home well before

the rooster crows,

unlike last time.

I'm serious now.

Before the rooster crows.

Got it.

Aw, the royal robe?

Your mother

wore this with pride.

I insist.

Fine.

And be safe.

I will be.

Mwah!

Love you.

Uh, you're not really gonna

wear that robe, are you?

What's wrong?

Girl, way too retro.

The Three Blind Mice

could see that.

Holla!

It'll be great.

Hi.

Mmm, who are they?

Dude, they're the Damsels.

Bo Peep, Goldilocks,

Little Red Riding Hood,

and Snow White.

They're the most popular girls

in Fairy Tale Land.

Thanks.

No cutting the line.

Bite me.

Sorry.

Whoo--

You're looking good

tonight, Snow White.

Everyone's staring at you.

Well, what can I say?

Designer clothes

with matching shoes,

perfect makeup,

and a killer do.

Holl-a!

The main event is starting!

Are they starting?

- There they are.

Young lads and lasses,

wizards and witches,

it's time to get

your joust on!

On the red side,

the man with the muscles,

the big bruiser

who's never been a loser--

Sir Simple Simon!

I love him! Whoo!

And on the blue side,

a newbie

to the jousting games--

Sir Peter!

Who's the new guy?

I haven't met him yet.

I wonder what he looks like.

He's probably an ogre.

And, as a special treat,

in attendance tonight

is the ever glamorous,

always fabulous,

Fairy Tale Land's

favorite gal--

Princess Snow White!

Thank you. Thank you.

Boo!

Line-cutters!

They obviously let in

too many peasants.

They shouldn't do that

on opening night.

This is gonna be good.

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