Hangar 10

148, we're hearing very strange sounds

out of the farmer's barnyard animals.

They seem... very, very active,

making an awful lot of noise.

There it is again.

Watch straight ahead

off my flashlight, dude.

- There it is.

- Yeah, I see it too.

Both at the farmer's house,

and across on the next field,

now have multiple sights

of a defined light.

Hey, here he comes from the side.

He's coming towards us now!

Well, we're observing what appears to

be a beam coming out of the ground.

This is unreal.

It's bright...

It's coming this way.

It is definitely coming this way.

There is no doubt about it,

this is weird.

Gus, come on.

Say one thing, all right?

- One thing.

- Come on, one thing.

- All right. Okay.

- Say it...

Today is going to

be an excellent day.

It's going to be a day of adventure.

- It's going to be a day of...

- Stop it.

- ...treasure.

- Stop it.

- It's going to be a day of...

- Stop it.

...probably immense

boredom for your friend.

I hope he understands, you know,

it's going to be a bit tedious at times.

- It's going to be fun though.

- Yeah.

Today is the first day

of the rest of our days.

We hope. Fingers crossed. Cross your

all your fingers, cross all your fingers.

- And toes.

- And toes.

- Smell my funny socks.

- Okay. Yeah, not your funny socks.

- All right. I'm getting up. I'm getting up.

- Come on, let's go.

I need to piss.

Thought I had trouble in market.

I'm telling you, absolute nightmare.

I feel like sh*t.

I'm pretty certain we're going to find

questionable stuff. I'm very hopeful.

Well, I've studied this quite a while

and I think it's going to yield...

some extraordinary results.

- Tell them it was difficult.

- Can you get a close up of this?

Looking good, Sal.

Loving the camouflage.

- This was the coin.

- This is the certificate.

- "Find of the month."

- Find of the month, yes.

I'm very proud of my find

of the month for me, yes.

- Very good.

- He beat everyone else.

Yes. Yes, we were all on

a race to find the rest.

- Well, you were.

- All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's looking good.

- Sal, I'm loving the camouflage.

- Stop filming me!

- And don't get my socks in it, Jake.

- Day-glow socks.

Don't get my socks in it.

I only have these ones.

- Do you need any more?

- No. No, we're good, man.

I'll come back later so I can do the cutaways,

do the close-ups, sort the light out.

- What do you mean "the cutaways"?

- Just technical sh*t, man.

- I'll sort it out later.

- Did you get your stuff?

- Did you get your water proofs and your...

- Yeah, yeah.

That other junk is not gonna cut it, Jake.

Seriously, you really didn't come prepared.

Here, listen to Rambo over there.

We're not going to need to take any food

anyway 'cause we can live off what we find.

- Oh, yeah. That is true.

- Live off what we find?

Yeah, things around. You know,

bits of road kill and stuff.

What you have to imagine is that...

in ancient... well, in Roman Britain,

Roman's... the Roman empire was an

enormous and magnificent empire.

It was mighty for such a long time.

But like all things, it came to an end.

And as it started to come to an end

in Britain, as its power started to dwindle,

- opportunists saw...

- Speak up a bit mate. Speak up a little.

Right, you have to

turn the radio down.

Just for the film, Gus. You've got

to speak up for this YouTube video.

Just to prove it was a real pub.

It's the place we came to before...

we found the round coin last year,

so it's our lucky pub.

And we're just going to have a

pint at the local beer garden...

- that I'm partial to.

- You're partial to, I'm sure.

Yeah. I used to do all

Gus' videos for YouTube.

- Everything.

- You did? You used to do his videos?

- There's the real reason I came up here.

- Oh, thanks very much.

- So you're a believer, are you?

- Might be.

Will you put that away?

You seem annoyingly happy to me.

This the real deal then?

- Real thing?

- What, Gus?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

I think I'm going to

choke on my own vomit.

- I'm not saying he's...

- I'm choking.

- He can't give you what I can.

- And what exactly is that?

A big, fat, hairy... pork scratcher.

- You're such a dick.

- Look at that.

Right, so, here we are.

This is just going to be an introduction

to the equipment we've got here.

This one here, the smaller one,

is the bounty hunter.

It used to be mine,

but it's now Sally's.

I've got this one, which is an

improved version. It's the laser.

- What's it called?

- It's called a laser.

- Laser?

- Yeah.

- Turn it round, there, towards me.

- It's...

It's one of the newest ones. It's kind of,

like, based on the original Cortes,

which is a very, very solid metal detector.

You get the same depth and sensitivity.

And also, it's a pick up and go. So,

literally, you can pick it up and get going.

It's really good for the beginner,

but it's also appreciated by...

those of us who are a

little more seasoned.

- We're looking for...

- I'm not seasoned.

Well, no. That that's why you've got

this one. You've got this one here.

So, effectively, this is what

I'm going to be using today.

The most important thing is to keep the

coil down against the ground at all times,

moving backwards and

forwards like this...

- Okay.

- ...in a circle as you go forward.

- Now...

- That'll probably do, mate.

Just a general introduction

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