Guest iin London

Synopsis: A young couple in London struggle to live with their estranged aunt and uncle, who overstay their welcome.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Ashwani Dhir
Production: B4U US Inc
132 min

Are you 'P'? P?

- Are you Pregnant? No sir, how can I be pregnant? How can I be pregnant, sir? Well..even if you're pregnant,

Mr. Aryan Grover.. ...for your 'Kl'.

- Kind Information. The company is still not

granting maternity leave to men. Sir..this is an emergency?

- Why? Are you expecting a storm? Tsunami? Earthquake?

What is it? Sir, uncle's coming. He's back. "This is not All India Radio." "He'll come dressed for the occasion." "Guest in London." "Uncle..nowadays

they are called guests." "Here comes the guest." "Sporting an innocent

smile on his face.." "..pretending like he's a saint." "But he's a disaster

waiting to happen." "This is a serious situation." "Hide under the blanket or your bed." "Coop up in your neighbors' home." "You can hide in a different country." "Or trying hiding

on the Moon or Mars." "Whether you hide in

the closet or your backyard." "Your basement or the roof." "But he will find you

he will sniff you out." "He'll sc' you openly." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Guest in London." "Here comes the guest." This interview is to check

that this marriage is real. And that you're not having

a marriage for benefits. The present conversation

is to find out.. "Whether you two are actually

uniting in holy matrimony. ...or faking it for

the sake of the visa. No, sir. We love each other. Fine. We'll question you

separately about your personal life. Agreed?

- Agreed. Is this an arranged

marriage or a love marriage? Is it arranged or love? Love marriage.

- Love marriage. The name of your future wife's father. What?

- Your fat he r-i n-law? PK Patel.

- OK Patel. Huh!

- She has two fathers. What does Anaya do?

- She drives a cab. I am a cab driver. How much does the lady eat?

- Not much. Does she bathe every day?

- Yes. Who sleeps first?

- Me. Who does the laundry?

- Me, of course. Who earns the most?

- Me. Who spends the most?

- Me. Is it all true?

- Yes. This is just too much. Yes, sir. We love each other. Haven't met any couple that

knows so much about each other. Wait, sister. This is a sham. It's a fake marriage. You think so, Officer Habit? Because they know too

much about each other. If any couple in India or Pakistan

know so much about each other" "then, they are not husband and wife. They are Karan and Johar. Officer Habibi, you Pakistanis

always have a problem with Indians. Your marriage date is in 15 days. Thank you, sir.

- Thank you, sir. I must cross

the border to prove this. So the deal'll pay 7000 pounds

to Anaya for this fake marriage. And she will help

you get a UK Citizenship. 2000 advance" 2000 after the wedding. And the rest when you

submit your visa papers. Anaya will stay at your house

for 6 months until the wedding. And within these 6 months" must convince the

government and everyone else.. "That, you two are

a very loving couple. And then" divorce. And?

' And? And during this time,

I'll have to pay for all your needs. And never try to get close to me. This is too much. Come in. Come in. This is my home. This is where we're going to live. This is your room. Nice, isn't it? Come on. Please. This is the master bedroom. It's got a bigger bed. Enough for two. One.. Here's your advance. Count it. You should always be careful

when it comes to money matters. That's what I always do. These are 1500 pounds. I haven't received my salary yet. I'll pay you the rest as soon as I do. And now..we're soon-to-be

husband and wife. I know it's fake.. but

I am not going anywhere. Listen, dude, cut the crap. You'll have to pay

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