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(BRODY, JENNIFER, THREEPEAT, DYLAN)
DOWNS A DRINK.
I want to get? Like 49ers game drunk
Probably somewhere in between, because
you're fun when you're buzzy, but I
also don't want to spend tomorrow
morning steam-cleaning the carpet and
burying your ski-pants.
Oh man, that Aspen trip was beast.
It was a company retreat; we worked
the whole time. And is “beast” your
new word, because I’m not a huge fan.
Learn to love it, bro. 'Cause you
know how much I'm going to use it?
All. The. - Counted wrong,
three words - Time.
Hey, Dylan. Is Mike here?
Nah, we got divorced. What’re you
work. Mansfield only gave us like
twenty minutes to come to the party.
Too bad, I’m looking to hook up.
Really? I did not get that.
That was weird, right?
why didn’t you say yes?
You think I made a mistake? You think
she was the one?
I hope not. She’s trying to eat that
SOME OTHER GUY.
That. That’s why I didn’t say yes to
her. That guy’s going to take her
back to his place; they’ll roll
her to leave, and she tries to get him
to go out to brunch with her and her
Yeah, I don’t do one-night stands: A
friend of my sister was actually
killed by one. She met this guy in a
bar, slept with him. Next morning
when she was doing the walk of shame,
she got hit by a snow plow.
That’s really more of a coincidence.
Not if he was driving it.
Okay, well, for me... the whole “meet
someone and get naked five-minutes
seem a little empty.
“Starting to seem?” Have you done
that a lot?
Not a lot.
How many times in the last six months?
(LONG BEAT) It’s five.
Come on, bro, we gotta head back to
Nice meeting you...
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