
Green Room
-Pat:
Shit.
Sam.
Pat:
Sam, wake up.-What's wrong?
- F*ck.
-What'd you do, tiger?
-When did we crash?
-Sam:
You tell us, asshole.-I guess I fell asleep.
-Yeah...
With the engine running.
-Fully charged.
Did you kill the battery too?
-You hear the radio?
-There's a skating rink
about 11 miles from here.
Big parking lot.
-Ice skating
or rollerskating?
-Just says they're open.
Why?
-Reece:
Hockey players whoop more ass.
-I don't know, dude.
I've seen some pretty
bad-ass roller skaters.
At 7:
00 am?All right,
I'll come with.
-Sam?
-Sam:
Tad.-Tad:
Awesome.
Hey, I work nights,
but I'll catch up
with you guys for breakfast.
-Okay.
-I'm in 2-r up the stairs.
Just crash wherever.
Uh, park in the side lot.
so no one steals your shit.
-All right.
Yeah?
-Sam:
These all have mushrooms.
-This dude's legit.
-Reece:
Why? 'Cause he wakes up
at 5:
00 in the morningto put jizz in his hair?
-Tiger:
Mm...
No. He's true.
-Ree-ree.
Who you callin'?
-Is that your business?
-I get the bills.
-I'm going to bed.
-We're gonna drink.
Mornin'.
-Hello.
You were the first
to fall asleep?
-Okay, I'm with the ain't rights
from Washington, D.C.
-Uh, technically, we're
from Arlington.
-Tad:
Nice. Uh, and this is
for seaside hcfm.
-Not for the zine?
-Tad:
I'll dobut this will run
on our college station.
Uh, if that's cool.
-Sam:
Yeah.
-So, you guys working
on anything new?
-Sam:
Mm, yeah. A few songs.
Maybe enough for,
like, a seven inch.
-Tad:
Sweet. Will you
actually press one?
-Yeah, if we can afford it.
-Tad:
Yeah, no, I really dig
the analog style.
Uh, which brings
me to the fact
you guys are hard to find.
-Reece:
That's because
booking more shows,
selling more records
would blow.
-It's not hard rock.
-No one wants to starve, but...
When you take it all virtual,
you lose...
The texture.
-What do you mean "texture"?
-Just... you gotta be there.
The music is for effect.
It's time and aggression...
-Technical wizardry.
-And it's shared live...
And then it's over.
The energy can't last.
-Unless you're iggy pop.
-Yeah, well good for him,
but I don't think I wanna
be in my 70's still listening
to minor threat.
-But tiger does.
-I won't live to be 70, so...
-Okay, so, uh,
this is a good seg
into one of my traditions.
Uh, for each of you,
-Only one?
-Reece:
If I were to
say black sabbath,
would I get
ozzy and dio?
-No caveats.
Just name the band.
-Okay.
-Misfits.
No, the damned.
-Um...
-Tiger:
Oh, f*ck it. Misfits.-Sam:
Poison idea.-Cro-mags.
-Tad:
That's a good one also.
-Reece:
Why don't you say
something, dude?
-Tiger:
-Hm. No, candlebox.
-He's a juggalo.
-Uh... uh...
-Tiger:
Britney Spears?-Hey-- hey, you--
you-- you're gonna
edit this, right?
-I can chop it up a bit.
-Tiger:
Oh, you shouldlet it go raw, man.
-Um, when is this gonna air?
Like, maybe we should
plug the show?
-Yeah. Um...
My last show
at the muni center
didn't end well.
Uh, lots of vomit,
some fecal matter.
County commissioner got wind
and pulled my permit.
You guys were
already en route.
-No, you gotta
give us a kill fee.
-We went 90 miles
out of our way.
Um, lunch,
50% cut on the door,
and you guys would headline.
-No.
Turn that shit off.
-I gave you my cut.
Uh, the house got theirs,
but I didn't--
-split four ways,
it's six bucks each.
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