Gray Matter
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[THUNDER SOUND EFFECTS]
[HEAVY STONE BEING
PULLED SOUND EFFECT]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE
[FUTURISTIC SOUND EFFECTS]
[CRICKET SOUNDS]
MAX:
That's enough dufus!It's my turn!
ROBERT:
Hey, you guysbetter save some for Walter
or he's going to be pissed!
Look it's not
even half gone yet.
Here give it here...
Hey what are you...
You idiots are
going to spill it! Stop it!
Give it here! It's my turn!
Holy sh*t!
...Is that them?!
Gentlemen... I give you...
B*obs!
Hey! Easy! Don't bend them!
ALL:
[Laugh and Giggle]
BILLY:
Look at the b*obs on this one!
Ha ho!
Your brother is going
to kill you if he finds out.
Don't worry. He's
out with his friends.
I'll get them back
home before he gets back.
Vaginas are
just weird looking.
What?
They are just weird looking...
that's all I'm saying.
Fairy.
WALTER/BILLY/MAX:
Fairy.
ROBERT:
Hey! I ain't no fairy.
MAX/WALTER/BILLY:
Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!...
Shut up!
MAX/WALTER/BILLY:
Fairy! Fairy! Fa...
Stop it!
Hey! Watch the magazines!
Help! I'm being
attacked by a fairy!
Guys, stop it!
[LOUD SWOOSH LIKE SOUND EFFECT]
[GLASS SHATTERING SOUND]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING SOUND
Holy cow.
Looks like a rock.
Think it's Russian?
WALTER:
It's a meteor dumbass!
Like from space?
No...
It fell out of your Mom's ass.
Shut up would ya?
Dibs!
Yes.
WALTER:
Hey man... Let me see it!Let me hold it.
ROBERT:
Let me hold it, come on!
No! I called dibs.
He did... He called dibs.
60's PHOTOGRAPHER: Alright boys. Let's
stop fighting over that space turd
and get this picture...
I need you to move
in a little closer together.
Squeeze in nice and
tight, nice and tight there.
Now let me see that meteor.
Say cheese!
GROUP:
CHEEEEEEESE!!!!
[STATIC GLITCH SOUNDS]
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
GEEK:
What's that?You talking to me?
Oh that? Thats just a...
...thats just MY
sweet ass meteorite.
Oh yeah...
Chicks are going to dig you.
TV COOKING HOST:
So what you wantto do is mix your dough thoroughly
otherwise your cookies
just wont be moist.
Cause no one
likes an un-moist cookie.
After you are done mixing
and you have added your nuts...
[NATURE SOUNDS]
[RATTLING SOUND
EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]
[DOG WHIMPERING SOUND]
[LOUD SWOOSH AND
SPLAT SOUND EFFECT]
[FIRE SOUND EFFEC AND CRICKETS CAN BE HEARD]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE]
FARMER:
Stay there Roxy.
[CRICKETS CHIRP AND
FIRE CRACKLING SOUNDS]
[SPOOKY AMBIENCE]
BEGINS TO PLAY:
[WHOOSH SOUND]
[LOUD BANG SOUND]
[MACHINE BEEP SOUNDS]
[CRICKET SOUNDS]
SOUND EFFECT PLAYS]
[SCI FI BEEP SOUNDS]
[SCI-FI TECH SOUNDS
[LOUD WHOOSHING SOUND]
[WARPING TECH SOUND
EFFECT CONTINUES]
[BUZZING SOUND]
[GUNSHOT SOUND]
Ah! Ah! Ahh!
Ahh! Ah! Ah....Ah...
[SPOOKY DRAMATIC AMBIENCE
CONTINUES TO PLAY]
[SQUIRMING SOUND]
[DRAMATIC SOUND BEAT]
[INTENSIFIED AMBIENCE BEGINS]
[DOG BARKING SOUND]
[DOG WHIMPERING]
[CRUNCHING NOISES]
[CINEMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[CINEMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE BEGINS]
ANNABELLE:
Hey Dad... I gotyour favorite cookies.
Dad?
Are you here?
[RATTLE SOUND]
SPOOKY MUSIC:
MUSIC BOX PLAYS:
[PHONE RINGS
Dad?
You here?
[STATIC SOUNDS]
[DEEP DRUM SOUND]
[WEIRD SCIFI SOUND]
[INTENSE SOUND BUILDS]
[SHE SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE
ABRUPTLY STOPS]
[OTHER WORLDLY SOUNDS]
[TECH, ODD SOUNDS
BECOMING STRONGER]
[TECH BEEP SOUNDS
WITH OMINOUS AMBIENCE]
[DRAMATIC SOUND
BEAT CAN BE HEARD]
[OTHER WORLDLY
AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[CLICK SOUND EFFECT]
[TECH BEEPS AND
OTHER WORLDLY AMBIENCE]
[WHOOSHING MACHINE SOUND]
[LIGHT DRILLING SOUND]
[MACHINE REVVING AND
BEEPING SOUNDS ENSUE]
[MACHINE BEEPING AND EXTRANEOUS
MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]
[TRAIN WARNING SOUNDS]
[OTHER WORLDLY
AMBIANCE CONTINUES]
[MACHINE BEEPING SOUND EFFECT]
[LOW DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
[ROBOT-LIKE ALIEN
[HEAVY BREATHING CAN BE HEARD]
[CRACKING SOUND EFFECTS]
[DRAMATIC TECH AMBIENCE]
LIGHT SUSPENSEFUL
COUNTRY MUSIC BEGINS
PHONE:
[INDISTINCT VOICE]
TOW TRUCK DRIVER: I have no
clue where your darn keys are!
No, I can't come
help you find them!
I'm all the way over
on freakin' Kettle road!
PHONE:
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Yeah. Yeah, you do that.
She would lose her freakin'
head if it wasn't attached.
Alright... let's see
what we got here!
COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES
What the hell?
TOW TRUCK DRIVER:
[SCREAMS]
[ZIPPING SOUND
EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]
[BIRDS CHIRPING SOUNDS]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE ENSUES]
[CELL PHONE
RINGING SOUND]
[CELL PHONE CONTINUES TO RING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER CAN
TOW TRUCK DRIVER: That's great that you
found your keys but I'm gonna need ya to
shut the f*** up for a minute...
I need you to get your ass in
the car and I need you to come
pick me up on Kettle road.
Cooper's Mill...
Maxine!
Shut up and do it would ya?
And bring some damn
clothes while you're at it...
Because I'm standing in the
middle of the road in my damn
skivvies!
Maxine, that's why!
Just shut your damn
pie hole and start drivin'.
Geeez Louise! That lady
[TRUCK SOUNDS]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE
BEGINS TO PLAY]
[BUZZING SOUND]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[SCARY THUMP]
(she screams)
[DRAMATIC AMBIANCE CONTINUES]
ANGRY DRIVER:
What the f*** man?Watch where you're going!
Idiot!
GROCERY STORE CASHIER:
Sarah! Hey who's that guy?
SECURITY GUARD:
Excuse me sir.
Sir. Yo!
I need you to put
that meat down!
Ma'am no, I am going
to need you to back off ok?
FARMER:
[SCREAMS]
AHH! AHHH!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[CAMERA SNAPSHOT SOUND]
GROCERY STORE CASHIER:
Get down!
[LOUD THUMP SOUND]
BUS DRIVER:
Is everybody OK?I'll be right back.
BUS DRIVER:
Is everybody OK?I'll be right back.
[LIGHT OMINOUS AMBIENCE PLAYS]
[LIGHT OMINOUS
AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[FOOT STEP SOUNDS
WITH CREEPY AMBIENCE]
[SCI FI AMBIENCE
SOUNDS CONTINUE]
CORONER:
Son of a...
CORONER:
K, This is case 7638.
[CREEPY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
Well you've had better
days there ay buddy.
CORONER:
K, We've got a male,approximately 45 to 50
years of age.
Struck by a vehicle.
A bus to be more precise and
pronounced dead at the scene
by paramedics.
K, there is significant blunt
force trauma to the head,
the right upper thoracic,
the right mid torso...
and this is consistent with
this type of vehicular accident.
K...
It appears the large and small
intestines are visible from...
the outside of the body.
And this is due to the large
laceration to the
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