God Bless America

Synopsis: Loveless, jobless, possibly terminally ill, Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of America. With nothing left to lose, Frank takes his gun and offs the stupidest, cruelest, and most repellent members of society. He finds an unusual accomplice: 16-year-old Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and disenfranchisement.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Bobcat Goldthwait
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

in order to get outside

and get this guy in a rear naked choke,

and he passes out.

- Oh, f***. Really?

- Yeah.

- That's terrible.

- No, it was awesome.

I'm Robbie Barkley, and you're

watching "Hollywood Extreme."

And another young man

comes forward with allegations

that he was sexually molested

by Michael Jackson

while visiting the Neverland Ranch.

His parents claimed

to keep the secret under wraps

because they loved his music.

Why don't they

just leave him alone?

All Michael ever wanted to do

was make people happy.

That's all he wanted to do.

You know, people don't know

what happened

between him and those kids.

They weren't there.

They're just a bunch of jealous haters.

I hate people who say bad things

about Michael Jackson.

I f***ing hate haters!

I hate my neighbors.

The constant cacophony of stupidity

that pours from their apartment

is absolutely soul-crushing.

And you know what?

And I looked him right in the eye.

I go, "You're retarded," and then I

punched him right in the face.

It doesn't matter

how politely I ask them

to practice some common courtesy.

They're incapable of comprehending

that their actions affect other people.

They have a complete lack

of consideration for anyone else

and an overly developed sense

of entitlement.

They have no decency,

no concern, no shame.

They do not care that I suffer

from debilitating migraines

and insomnia.

They do not care

that I have to go to work

or that I want to kill them.

I know it's not normal to want to kill.

But I also know

that I am no longer normal.

I hate that baby.

I hate that baby's fat, stupid face.

Hey, buddy.

What's wrong?

A lot.

I'm Robbie Barkley,

and this has been "Hollywood"...

Take it easy, bro.

I'm not your bro.

Oh, God!

Please don't shoot!

I have a baby!

Look at this, look at this.

This is just tragic.

Oh, God.

What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?

She used to have a lot of potential.

I don't know what happened.

It's the most

hilarious ringtone ever!

Just text P-I-G-F-A-R...

Controversial Reverend

Artemus Goran

and his supporters

are back in the news.

This time protesting

at a cancer victim's funeral.

God hates fags!

God hates fags!

God hates fags!

- VELOCitea.

- VELOCitea.

It's in your face.

Coming up on "Tuff Gurlz"...

Listen, you skank,

don't you

Did you poop in my food?!

What? What?

You b*tch!

I think she's a traitor

and should be tried for treason.

Look, just because

she lost her son in the war

does not give her the right

to disrespect

all of our brave sons and daughters

who are serving our country right now.

Frankly, I think

her son's better off dead,

because now he doesn't have

to see the jerk

that his mother has turned into.

And, now, I know, I know.

Before you all start

flying off the handle with,

"Oh, Mike, how can you be

so heartless?"

let me remind you,

there's three things I love...

my mother, my country,

and the men and women

who fight the fight over there

so we don't have to fight it here.

That's it for "Fuller Talk."

You've heard the end of the statement.

Remember to order

all your "Fuller Talk" products

at the 800 number

at the bottom of the screen.

We've still got plenty

of T-shirts available.

Remember, two for...

The boys were caught

after setting the homeless man on fire

and then posting video footage

of the attack online.

Dumb Nutz!

Dumb Nutz!


Dude, are you all right?

Dumb Nutz!

We have a press

that just gives him a free pass

because he's black

so he doesn't have to work hard

like the rest of us

who play by the rules.

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Bobcat Goldthwait

Robert Francis Goldthwait (born May 26, 1962), better known as Bobcat Goldthwait, is an American comedian, filmmaker, actor and voice artist, known for his acerbic black comedy, delivered through an energetic stage persona with an unusual gruff and high-pitched voice. He came to prominence with his stand-up specials An Evening with Bobcat Goldthwait – Share the Warmth and Bob Goldthwait – Is He Like That All the Time? and his acting roles, including Zed in the Police Academy franchise. Goldthwait has written and directed a number of films and television series, most notably the black comedies Shakes the Clown (1991), in which he also starred, Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006), World's Greatest Dad (2009), God Bless America (2011), and the horror film Willow Creek (2013); episodes of Chappelle's Show (2003), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2004–07), and Maron (2013–15); and several stand-up specials, including Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time (2014). He has also worked extensively as a voice actor, with voice roles in Capitol Critters (1992–95), Hercules (1997), and Hercules: The Animated Series (1998–99). more…

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