God: Serengeti

Synopsis: God and Geoffrey watch over and interact with a developing civilization.
Genre: Comedy, Short
Director(s): Neill Blomkamp
4 min

How's the book, sir?

A little technical

for my taste.

I like the chaos

more, I suppose.

Does have

a good recipe

for a black hole,

though. Hmm.

Lovely, sir.

What's going on

over there, Geoffrey?

What was that little chap


They're so funny.

Little chap's been rubbing

that stick for hours.

Funny little things.

Bloody hell!

That's fire,


I didn't say

he could do that!

I give the fire.

What bloody period

is this?

I believe it's about

200,000 years prior

to when they should

be given it, sir.

Well, snuff him out!

Yes, sir.

There we go, sir.

Some bloody nerve.

Send them back

into their cave.

-Yes, sir.

-All of them.

Oh, that was surprising.

Yes. Must shrink

their brains again.

Oh, for god's sake!

What is it now?

I believe it's a

rain dance, sir.

We forgot to turn

off the drought.


All right, then.

Give them some water,

for heaven's sake.




They're parched.

It would be my

pleasure, sir.

God the

Merciful, eh?

They get so excited

over the

teeniest little things.

They do, don't they?

Dancing in a circle.

Do it again, Geoffrey.

Spray some more.

Look at...

Look at their little

loincloths going!

Do it again.

Do it again,

do it again!

Oh... too precious.

Release the plague,



Release the...plague.

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Neill Blomkamp

Neill Blomkamp (Afrikaans pronunciation: [ˈnil ˈblumkamp]; born 17 September 1979) is a South African-born Canadian film director, producer, screenwriter, and animator. Blomkamp employs a documentary-style, hand-held, cinéma vérité technique, blending naturalistic and photo-realistic computer-generated effects. He is best known as the co-writer and director of the critically acclaimed and financially successful science fiction film District 9, for which he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. He directed the dystopian science fiction film Elysium, which garnered moderately positive reviews and a good box office return. He is known for his collaborations with South African actor Sharlto Copley. He is based in Vancouver, British Columbia. Time named Blomkamp as one of the 100 Most Influential People of 2009. Forbes named him as the 21st most powerful celebrity from Africa. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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