Ghost Patrol

Synopsis: Gabi and Spence, and the Spooky Dog, are the "Ghost Patrol", Their Towns supernatural pest control, but they have never seen a real ghost. When they get a call to investigate the old Geist Manor, they are about to find the proof they are looking for - and a whole lot more.
47 min


[crow squawking]


[yells] Ghost!

[eerie RINGTONE plays, buzzes]

- [phone beeps]

- [voice chattering]

We've got a sighting!

Ghost Patrol time!

[barking, panting]


[zippers whine]


[barks, panting]

[bicycle bells ringing]

[faint bells ringing]

It's in there! It's in there!

[girl] The ghost? You saw it?

I heard it.

I felt its presence, its very being.

And then, I could sense it

coming toward me,

its ghostly vapor reaching out.

Then what did you do?

Are you kidding?

I got my aura outta there!

I'm not sticking around

where there's a ghost.

You did the right thing.

We'll take it from here. Let's go, Spence.

Hold it, Gabi.

We need to scan for evidence

of paranormal activity,

and see if there's any fluctuations

in the magnetic, electric,

and atmospheric energy levels.

Lemme know how that works out for you.

Come on, Spooky!

- [Spooky barks]

- [growls]



Here ghostie, ghostie, ghostie.

Come out, come out wherever you are.




Good boy, Spooky.

[device beeping]

Atmospheric readings are abnormal.

Definitely temperature fluctuations.

- We've got a ghost!

- No, we've got a reading,

which could be caused

by the greenhouse conditions.

Or... by a ghost.

Check this out... a ghost whistle!

I just got it yesterday.

It's supposed to disturb the spirits.






Okay, that's disturbing everyone.


[shutter whirrs, clicks]

Hmm. I don't see anything.

So our ghost is invisible.

But not for long.

I'll dust it and bust it!

Then I'll zap it and trap it. Oh, yeah.

[Spooky whimpers]




- [Spence] It's headed for the door!

- I got it!

[all screaming]



What's that?

My Ghost-Zapper.

It disrupts magnetic energy.

If the ghost tries to escape,

this'll hold it in place.

At least, that's what it's supposed to do.

Say cheese, you slimy spirit!


[slurps, gags]

Oh, there you are, you naughty kitty.

Where have you been, hmm?


Miss Whiskers has been missing

for over a week.

This is much better than finding a ghost.

Thank you so much, Ghost Patrol.


Say cheese!

[shutter clicks]

They once found an armadillo in my pantry.

[clicks, whines]


[sighs] Environmental readings

are back to normal.




Come on, Spooky.

Well, that didn't turn out

the way we thought. Again.

Aw, come on. Didn't you get great data?

And weren't the readings

out of the ordinary?

Yeah, but not because of a ghost.

Hey, just because we found a cat,

doesn't mean there wasn't a ghost

in there too.

- Well...

- Exactly!

So you agree that there

could have been a ghost there.

Did I? Based on the evidence,

I'd have to say...


And that's the third "maybe" this month!

[Gabi] We're closing in on those ghosts.

[RINGTONE chiming]

Marco, the Ghost Patrol struck again.


They're so busted!


[Spence] Um, guys...?

Oh, hey, baby brother.

Saw you found a big scary cat!


What a cat-tastrophe.

Looks like you really blew it!

[Marco, sister laughing]

Bet you're "feline" pretty silly

right about now.

Marco, you have a hair out of place.


Seriously, could you dweebs get any lamer?

- Hashtag "embarrassing."

- [keypad clicking]

Harper, aren't you even the least bit

curious about supernatural phenomena?


I'm curious how I can be so cool

but related to someone who's so not.

Sis, why don't you two just admit

there's no such thing as ghosts?


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