
Gayby
?
She looks just like you.
Kind of, right?.
Sure...in the cheekbones.
Shut up.
- No, she's perfect.
- lsn't she?.
It better go through.
It will. The adoption people
are gonna love you.
So, what do you wanna do?.
Well, this is nice...
what we're doing.
We could talk.
I like talking.
Yeah... I'm not
that big on talking.
Right.
And...I'm not that into nice.
Right.
Wow, I just never thought you'd
be the first one to have a kid.
Why?. 'Cause I'm barren?.
Are you ever gonna let that go?.
Loudly...
At my birthday party.
I just thought it
was the correct term.
I meant that
when we were younger,
you never wanted
to have kids, and I always did.
You'd have to date a guy
longer than five minutes
if you wanna have
a kid with one.
It was five months. Okay?.
The last three,
lasted five to six months.
So, yeah, let that sit.
I'll be right back.
?
[phone beeps]
Do you mind
if I take this text?.
It's my best friend, Jenn.
She just asked me
something really crazy.
Yeah...
I don't really care.
Should we just...
should we just get right to it?.
That's cool. Okay.
You know that thing
when you're looking
for sex on a hook-up site,
and you run into someone who's
looking for something more,
and you're like...
this really
isn't the place for this.
Are we having that moment?.
No, it's just that I haven't
done this since my break-up.
Oh...
This isn't gonna work.
I'm gonna go.
I'm sorry.
It really has just been a while.
Yeah, me too.
Not since Friday.
But I have a backup so I might
still be able to catch him.
Good.
So, yeah...
Good luck.
Well, it was nice to meet you.
And...be safe.
- Hey.
- Hey!.
You look really great!
Oh, shut up.
I've gained like four pounds
since you saw me last.
No, you look good.
Thanks.
It's all muscle.
How's the yoga studio?.
Oh, it's good.
Unofficially.
Bikram...
Is that the yoga
where they cook you?.
It's hot yoga.
Oh, yeah...
You don't like it?.
I took a class once;,
I didn't like it.
For some people it's
a very spiritual experience.
Yeah, because they're
dying of thirst.
- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
It's been a month.
That's too long.
Well, you moved to Brooklyn.
Yeah, well--
But I check your
You know Brooklyn
isn't really that far.
And I have an entire floor
for my comic book collection,
So, what do you think?.
That's why I'm here.
Thank you.
We've been talking
about it forever.
Yeah, I know.
(both)
Since college, yeah.
Were you thinking that you'd
just want it for yourself,
You want to share
the responsibility?.
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Yeah, I want to share it.
And then we'll get to see
each other more often.
You're sure you don't wanna...
I don't know...
wait around for the
right guy to come along?.
Wait around for the right
straight guy in New York City?.
- I don't know, get married?.
- Married?. Please.
What about you?.
Have you been dating again?.
No...
No, not since Tom.
Yeah, he wasn't right for you.
Well, it took me about
Takes time.
If we did this...
should we just call a doctor,
and make an appointment
or something?.
No, I don't want
to do fertility specialists.
I watched my sister
go through that.
Oh, yeah, poor Kelly.
It's so expensive, and I don't
even really trust those doctors.
like you wind up with...
someone else's baby,
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