Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder!

Genre: Adult
Year:
2012
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No?

Come on, it's fun.

- Add some yogurt to it.

- No!

Hello.

You woke up...

- No playing Game Boy!

- Yes!

- Come on, we're making ice cream!

- No!

- Everything alright?

- Yes.

What?

It suits you very well.

Maybe your uncle

will call you more often now.

What's so awful about me?

Listen, if you can't stand someone,

me for example, it's not all that bad.

It's only bad if you don't tell me.

Because then I don't even know if...

if it's something I can change or not.

Answer me,

I want to know why you think I'm so awful.

- You know what?

- What?

Just say,

"I hate you."

I hate you.

Louder!

You can do it much louder, "I hate you!"

- I hate you!

- And now,

- "I detest you."

- I detest you!

And now quietly and really mean,

"Never call me again."

Never call me again.

Right, and now shoot me dead.

EVERYONE ELSE:

I forgot to strip your bed,

those sheets are ours.

Come on, I'll take them with me.

Who knows when I'll see you again?

Rebecca will flip out.

Sorry.

- Bye.

- Bye.

We have to discuss our sex life.

I can't manage it anymore.

So I've called for reinforcements.

Hi, who are you?

- You sure are small!

- "So that's Gitti...

"She's as hot as you said, Chris, really."

Stop groping me!

What?

Hey, he's...

He's saying something.

Can you hear him, too?

Schnappi wants to know

what a penis actually is.

Because he'd like to be one,

but needs a bit more information.

I told him that he's much too small

in the first place,

and that he shouldn't be so dirty.

Do you hear him, too, or is it just me?

I hear him, too.

- But he said something else to me.

- What?

That you should shut up when I'm reading.

- No, he didn't say that.

- Yes, he did.

Don't move.

Hello!

Yoo-hoo!

What are you doing?

- Who was that?

- "Wine-Heinz," our neighbor.

Man, for a second I thought...

Hans had found out where we are

and I look like a transvestite...

- It's not a vacation if I have to see him.

- Who?

- Hans.

- We don't have to see anyone.

That would've been so "him."

Hans is such a "coincidental guy."

He coincidentally comes by

when something coincidentally happens

and he coincidentally meets someone

who introduces him...

Like with "documenta,"

when he was called by accident.

Did you see his work there?

Yeah, it was really good.

It's very "in" without being stupid.

"Rebellious architecture."

Pity.

That's how you like me, as a girl.

Yes...

it somehow suits you.

Do you think I'm masculine?

- Yeah.

- Right.

No, I'm laughing at the question.

I always thought it'd come naturally,

with age.

But nothing's happening.

- Except for my hair falling out.

- Your hair's falling out?

No, I think you're completely beautiful.

And sexy.

You don't have to be masculine!

What do you mean by that?

Then do something masculine

and see if I notice.

God, I can't think of anything.

- I just have to win the competition.

- Exactly.

You just feel a bit unsuccessful.

Man, I never wanted to be unsuccessful.

You're not unsuccessful.

- Did I tell you that I called them?

- No.

The guy knew our proposal right away.

I promise it'll work out. I know it.

- Why are you laughing?

- Because you're such a terrible actor.

What?

With your arm.

You've never done that before.

But I wasn't acting!

And did they announce the runners-up?

Same old story...

it wasn't too complicated.

Philip, that isn't true.

It wasn't too complicated.

Hey, don't be sad.

Yes, see you, bye.

And?

Hasn't been decided yet.

They need more time.

Pity.

But maybe that's a good sign, right?

- It's no sign at all.

- How's Philip?

Good.

My TV time's over, right?

You don't even understand anything.

You're just staring!

Are you crazy, forbidding me to watch TV?

Are you sad? Hey.

No, just tired.

You looked sad.

- Can I ask you something?

- No.

Do you hate me sometimes?

What kind of question is that?

For example, in the living room just now.

There was something in your eyes.

That was hate.

- I hate you sometimes...

- I didn't ask you.

- But I hate when you...

- I didn't ask you!

Please lie on top of me.

With all of your weight.

So, are we going to a disco? Please?

- No.

- Please, please.

It's Friday, please, let's go dancing.

I'll take you to a disco.

- Please!

- No, everything's closed.

Everything's open.

- Please, come dancing.

- No.

- Please, please, please...

- No, I don't want to...

Please, Chris, please.

Are you nuts?

What?

What does that mean?

I said you look great.

You don't want to go.

Can you please speak German?

- Your mother is really quirky.

- Look, disco!

Lots of action here...

it's usually packed.

Maybe we're too early.

And how is the music?

Great, let's go straight to the dance floor.

Come on, show me what you've got!

Be the dancing bear!

Come on.

- This sucks.

- Do it.

You're so stupid!

Can't we do it without one? It's much nicer.

It's much nicer without one.

I love you.

I love you.

No, don't always answer like that.

You make me so happy, Gitti.

I'm so lucky to have met you.

You were the most beautiful woman

in the whole disco.

I love you.

What's there to reconstruct here?

It's already perfect.

I don't think I'll reconstruct anything.

This is a renovation, not a reconstruction.

I'd do it. It'd be fun, something different.

You can't really mean that.

So...

The owner wants a lounge area here

with a curving bar.

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