Freaky Eaters

Synopsis: Mike Dow and J.J. Virgin are trained professionals who find and uncover stories of people suffering from bizarre food addictions, and ultimately attempt to help them.
Genre: Documentary
Actors: Josh Artis
22 min

A virus which initially appeared

to be a common flu

has turned out to be

a far more serious problem.

The number of victims of the mysterious

epidemic is rising disproportionately.

After the infertility, now the epidemic.

For the first time in the history of mankind

there is a birth rate of zero.

... new letter by the Plague Spreader.

"I am the necessary evil.

The unfaithful will die!"

It seems that there have been

The whole world is in a state of alert,

from Rome to Moscow,

from Sydney to Mogadishu.

Even the army are unable

to hold back the revolt of the dead.

A nuclear solution

is now a distinct possibility.

The world is on its knees.

Back to the studio.

The government has announced the opening

of extermination camps for the infected,

but is it possible to kill the dead?

Neo-Nazi groups proclaim themselves

the New Death Militia.

Humanity is in total chaos.

The Pope committed suicide at 9 o'clock

this morning by shooting himself in the head.

He left a note saying,

"I do not want to come back."

Aren't you tired of watching all that stuff?

What do you think you'll find?

An answer? An answer to what?

Maybe I'll understand

why we are in this hell.

Maybe why the two of us aren't dead too.

You're a pain in the arse.

Listen, maybe you like sitting here

on your own, watching TV,

but I don't give a shit about

understanding what has happened.

It happened, and that's that.

Do you know what interests me

more than anything else in the world?

To see a woman's face again...

F*ck, that would make me happy.

I swear, I'd be willing to settle down.

Even if she wasn't beautiful...

No, well, not that ugly, but...

Igor, there is no one left.

You know that too.

It's been months since

we've found anyone alive.

Except for the painter and those bastard Nazis,

who else remains?

No one. Only those dead bastards.

I'm not looking for any answer, for the

simple reason that there is no question.

Even if there is an answer,

what the f*ck do you need it for?

Once the two of us are dead...

that's the end!

I seriously doubt that you and I

and those perverts

will ever be able to spawn a few brats

to continue our line, do you?

Anyway, it's all the Plague Spreader's fault.

Yes. Maybe.

You're doing my head in with your "maybes"!

He was the one who spread the virus.

I swear, if I ever meet him in person

I'll pump so many slugs into his face...

He would be dead too, by now.

And how can you be so sure

he's responsible for everything?

This is what I think...

our friend, the fucking Plague Spreader,

is a repressed loser

with an alcoholic mother and a violent dad,

but with a brain the size of Einstein's.

And one day he decided

that the best way to get his revenge

was to play his trump card -

get rid of us all.

Maybe it's merely a coincidence

that the virus attacked women first.

Maybe it's connected to the infertility.

I don't know.

I don't think you need me to tell you

what we are without women.


Yes. Dead sums it up pretty well.

Where are you?

I need you two here in the lab!

I can't fucking stand this guy.

"Lucky me to have found you two,

"rather than standing out there

having my arse bitten off."

- F*ck off.

- At least he made it back in one piece.

Sometimes I wonder where it is

that he disappears to for days at a time.

Actually, you know what?

I'd rather know nothing about it.

Listen, you speak to him.

I'm still not sure whether he just pisses me off

or if I'm frightened by him.

And let's get moving, so we can go out

for our usual useless stroll around,

then get back and drown our sorrows

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