Flaqueza del bolchevique, La (The Weakness of the Bolshevik(

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Year:
2003
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THE WEAKNESS:

OF THE BOLSHEVIK

It was Monday, as every Monday,

my soul weight heavily

down beneath my balls.

That Monday began

with the usual shit.

On the radio, five assholes were

talking about five other assholes,

so that five others could talk

about what had been said.

Unbearable.

So I played the only thing

that relaxes me,

that stops me from thinking.

WARNING:
TRAFFIC DELAYS

F*ck off, dickhead!

That when all started.

Because of that damn tape.

As if it were the spark

that unleashed the storm.

What the hell

were you thinking about?

- Let's take this calmly, ma'am...

- Why should I, you moron?

Move the car, please.

You're holding up the traffic.

I'd be delighted, officer,

but I've crashed into her ass.

My ass? You should be

so f*cking lucky!

Ma'am, let's take this calmly

and see if we can

get it sorted out.

Park your cars over there,

it's a restricted area.

All right? Let's go!

Could you turn off

that lousy music?

Listen, I don't criticize

the music you listen to.

The bastard is enjoying this.

Do I have to put up

with her insults?

Right, get out

your insurance papers.

You, sir...

Turn down the music, please.

May I see your car insurance?

Thank you.

And your driving license.

Thank you.

And your road tax certificate.

What about her papers?

Look, who was it

committed the offence?

Ignore him, officer.

He just lost it.

What are you looking at?

Have you got a pen?

- Have you got your copy?

- Yes, I'm finished.

You can go.

Good riddance.

Information. This is Esther

Can I help you?

Good morning. I'd like

somebody's telephone number.

Very well.

Do you know the name?

Sonsoles Lpez-Daz

Garca-Navarro.

The surnames are hyphenated.

I'm sorry. We have no customer

with that name.

- You put in the hyphens?

- Yes, sir.

If I give you the address,

can you do a cross-check?

What's the address?

There is a Lpez-Daz

at that address,

- but the name is Armando.

- Give me the number anyway.

The boss is furious.

You're 30 minutes late.

You told him about the accident?

Yes, and he asked if

we should send an ambulance.

I said you seemed

to be in one piece.

I'll miss you when you retire.

If they haven't

kicked you out first.

Mario, how are you?

Hello.

Is it all here?

Let's go.

Well, at last!

Pablo Lpez, who has just ruined

his reputation for punctuality,

and Alba. Victor Novoa and

Javier Barroso, from Oprinsa.

Pleased to meet you.

Hello.

I apologize for the delay,

I had a car accident.

We were only doing 6 mph,

but the woman went hysterical.

It wasn't serious?

No, I just got her up the rear

without her permission.

I must go,

I've got a conference call.

Well, I had it 30 minutes ago.

I'll leave you here

with our top man.

The airport, please.

Hello?

Hello, who is that?

Elsa.

Hello, love.

I want to speak to Sonsoles.

She isn't here.

- When will she be back?

- Who's calling?

- Antonio. I work with Armando.

- What do you want with Sonsoles?

Look, Elsa,

this is a bit embarrassing.

But I guess I can trust you.

I met Sonsoles a month ago.

She came up to my place,

had a few drinks and, you know...

I wanted to use a condom

because I'm bisexual,

and I've got very promiscuous

friends, but she said no.

I had a blood test and I've got...

Why are you telling me this?

Don't hang up,

it's important for your sister.

What do you mean, my sister?

Can't you hear my accent?

I work here.

Now that I think about it,

it is a bit delicate.

I'll give you my number.

- Tell her to call me.

- What for?

So I can tell her myself.

Write this down.

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