Fingers

You like all kinds of music, huh?

So do I.

Mahler, The Drifters,

The Mello-Kings, Bach.

- What are you thinking?

- That you're a horrible driver.

What're you talking about?

I'm a terrific driver.

This car is part of my body.

It's an extension of my...

- Hope you got insurance, buddy.

- Uh, yeah.

You're going to need it. Give me

your license and registration.

Okay, that's it.

- You're as crazy as I am.

- You're not crazy. You're just scared.

Why did you say that?

You're shaking.

What's your name?

Mine is Jimmy.

What are you looking away for?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Would you like some wine?

What are you doing?

Don't keep doing that.

Don't you understand?

I'll bring you into dreams of yourself.

All you have to do is believe in me.

- What?

- You're so full of shit.

No, I mean it.

I do.

Carol.

- Carol what?

- Just Carol.

Listen, let me...

Let me ask you a question.

- If you didn't want to...

- I did.

- Do we have to have this noise on?

- That's the Chiffons, Dad.

Where's the Jerry Vale tape I got

you for Christmas?

- I'm meeting you for lunch, right?

- Well, put it on.

I never understand you.

Either it's a 900-year-old kraut...

...or five n*ggers

with squeaky voices.

Now that Jerry Vale could be

singing La Scala.

- You going to say it's not beautiful?

- Why don't you stop smoking?

I'll stop smoking

when you stop f*cking.

Want a suit like this?

I'll have one made for you.

- No, thanks. Yellow doesn't...

- What are you talking about yellow?

- The guy sold it to me for cream.

- Cream?

- What's the matter? You got the crabs?

- No. I don't know. My dick's hurting.

Of course your dick's hurting,

it's a conspiracy.

- What?

- Women. They bust your balls.

The day a woman loses her virginity,

she's a whore. They're all whores.

- Except this girl, Anita.

- What Anita?

- This girl I'm thinking of marrying.

- Marrying?

- Anita O'Hallahan, O'Hallaran.

- Anita what?

O'Hallaran. It's Irish.

But she's a goddess.

She's got a body that won't stop.

Big blue eyes, beautiful red hair...

...tits like balloons.

You wouldn't believe it.

- You have to marry her?

- I ain't old enough to marry?

Do you mind?

If you did, I wouldn't do it.

- Do what you like.

- If you mind, I won't do it.

- Do what makes you happy.

- You stick to that, you won't go wrong.

Jimmy, how's your time for

the next few days?

- I don't know. I have...

- A couple hours, that's all I need.

- For what?

- I got two collections for you to do.

This guy, Luchino, runs a pizza joint

on Bleeker Street.

He's into me for 4000

for three months.

And he keeps crying he's tapped out.

And that's bullshit.

The motherf*cker bought a house

in Long Beach.

What are you looking at?

Your eyes keep jumping around

like a sea gull.

- Ben, I hate to bother you but...

- Sammy, Sammy...

...you'd find me in the middle

of the Sahara Desert.

How much?

- I need 500 until Wednesday.

- I'll give you 3.

Come on, Ben. I promise you,

I swear you'll get it on time.

Take the 5, take the 5.

But don't be late in paying me,

understand?

- Absolutely. Thanks. I appreciate it.

- Get lost.

Say hello to Helen and the kids

for me, will you?

Look, this other guy could be

more of a problem.

Patsy Riccamonza from Detroit.

He's a dealer, messes with colored

operations, gambling, narcotics.

So I had Riccamonza checked.

People in Detroit tell me

he's legit.

- So?

- I let him play some figures on credit.

- How much?

- 22,000.

- You let him play 22,000 on credit?

- I just told you. I had him checked.

I go to this Excelsior health club

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