Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

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Year:
2009
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MAN ON TV. We now return

to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen.

-Where's the miIk? No miIk?

-We're out. No.

WaIk with me.

I want you to get some miIk.

-Where? Now?

-At the store. Right now.

-Any store? BIoomie's?

-Any store. Is that a joke?

-What do you think?

-I think we need miIk.

I think you're right.

You know, I never

get tired of hearing that.

-ShouId I go get the miIk?

-Go get the miIk.

(ALL GROANlNG)

Looks l!ke the power's out aga!n.

What, are we !n lraq?

Th!s happens ent!rely too often.

Can we tell stor!es t!ll !t comes back on?

Yeah, Dad. Remember the last t!me you

told us the story of Star Wars?

Maybe you could tell us another one.

Well, all r!ght.

Th!s !s the story of BIack Snake Moan.

Once upon a t!me, Chr!st!na R!cc! was

all t!ed up for some reason...

l'm already bored and confused.

Yeah, Dad. lsn't there another story l!ke

Star Wars you could tell us?

There just m!ght be, Chr!s.

There just m!ght be.

(STAR WARS THEMEPLAYlNG)

CHORUS. (SINGING) His boy EIroy

(MlMlCKlNG PROBE DROlD )

Echo 3 to Echo 7.

Han, old buddy, you read me?

Luke, I thought we taIked about

this. I changed my code name.

R!ght. Sorry.

Echo 3 to Carlos Sp!cy W!ener.

CarIos Spicy Wiener here. Go ahead.

There's a meteor!te

that h!t the ground near here.

l'm gonna go check !t out. Won't take long.

Okay, but be carefuI.

There's some snow monsters out there.

Relax, Han, l'll be careful...

(SCREAMlNG)

Cook!e!

Hey, you guys, l hate to do th!s

to you, but l gotta get out of here.

Hey, what's that

on your jacket? ls that the Pur!na logo?

-No, !t's just a patch.

-l l!ke !t.

-Thank you.

-l l!ed. lt's lame.

l won't m!ss you.

Han, wa!t.

l thought you sa!d you were gonna stay.

Sorry, l can't.

But l'll g!ve you my ema!l address.

lt's HanSolo64 @CompuServe.com.

-Comp...

-Yes, CompuServe.

But you can't leave now.

You're a natural leader and we...

Hey. D!d you guys order some !ce?

'Cause l got a bag of !ce here.

Thought you m!ght need some !ce.

Yes, there !s a lot

of !ce around here. We get !t.

We're hav!ng a conversat!on here.

Hey. l thought

you guys m!ght need some !ce.

SOLDlER:
What? Why would l need !ce?

We're surrounded by...

(LAUGHlNG) Oh! What a day br!ghtener.

Han, we need you.

-Oh, really? ''We'' or ''l''?

-What do you mean?

You don't want me to leave

because of the way you feel about me.

l bet you're afra!d l'm gonna

leave w!thout g!v!ng you a goodbye k!ss.

Ugh! l'd rather k!ss George Take!.

Hello.

(CHUCKLlNG)

Man, !t's cold !n here.

Beep-boop-beep. l l!ke all these

electr!cal w!res just na!led to the !ce.

That's probably pretty safe, r!ght?

Capta!n Solo, have you seen Master Luke?

'Cause no one knows where he !s.

What? Well, that doesn't sound good.

All r!ght, l'm gonna go out

and look for h!m. l'll take my Don Don.

Well, l can't go outs!de. lt's cold out there.

You can't go out there

!n th!s weather. Your Don Don w!ll freeze.

Then l'll see you !n hell!

SOLDlER:
Wa!t, Han. You'll need th!s.

-What?

-(SNlCKERlNG) Bag of !ce.

You knucklehead.

Get out of here, but know l love you.

(GRUNTS )

Damn these stubby arms!

Well, th!s !s no better.

(SCREAMlNG)

(GASPS )

Me was go!ng to ask you

to snow monster ball, but now forget !t!

(SOBBlNG)

OBI-WAN. Luke. Luke,

puII your pants down.

Ben?

You Iook awfuI coId.

Why don't I get you

a nice hot bowI of Zima soup?

Ben.

Luke.

You wiII go to the Dagobah system and

Iearn the ways of the Force from Yoda.

Ben.

-Luke!

-Ben!

Hang on, k!d.

Yoda. Dagobah system.

Z!ma soup. Yoda. Dagobah.

Last t!me l was !n a dago bar

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