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What happened?

Well, I've been cutting

this woman's hair

for a couple years now...

and her mother as well,

and, um, the daughter

called me a couple days ago

saying that her mom

had a stroke.

And then today

I got another call from her,

and she told me

that her mom had passed away.

Oh, wow.

It sucked.

That's horrible.

You know, I mean, how do you

go on with the rest of your day

and, you know,

make idle chit-chat

with your clients and-

you know?

Hearing that first thing.

It's so weird, you know?

One minute...

you're here and-

God, to think about that...

and the next minute,

you're gone and...

Wow.

Life's funny.

Well, I'm getting

kind of chilly.

I think I'm gonna go inside.

Okay.

You cool?

You gonna stay here?

Yeah, I'm gonna stay here

just for a few minutes.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna go

get some more wine anyway.

All right,

I'm right behind you.

All right.

See ya in a bit.

All right.

Hey, don't forget

to turn off the lights.

- I won't.

- Okay.

Okay...

You know,

and I've already, like...

had my parents help me with,

you know,

other issues with the car,

and I can't ask them...

You know, I just can't.

- Yeah.

- No money.

Well, I mean, you need a car.

You can't get around

this city without one.

- I know.

- You know? It's impossible.

Well, it's a shitty car.

Yeah, it is a shitty car.

I should have thought

about it a little.

Well, maybe... maybe you

should stop getting drunk

and shopping on Craigslist.

I know.

I know.

This one never quits

As I lift it to my lips

And then take a couple sips

I feel like a new man

But this poison is a b*tch

Hey, Suziey, how you doing?

Good. Hi.

I- I-I like your sweater.

Oh.

Thanks.

I mean, how many times

did that thing break down

on you anyway, really?

I can't even count.

It's too high.

It's horrible.

The bangs look good.

The bangs look really good.

I like 'em.

Well, to get off

the subject of the car...

um...

you know, Jonathan's

been asking about you.

I don't know.

I mean,

it's something to think about.

If I was her, I think

I would disown your brother.

No, for sure.

Yeah.

No, I'm okay.

Do you like Indian food?

Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

Do you ever buy

that stuff that's, like,

at the store that's in the bag

and you cook it in the pot?

Uh, I don't think so.

And you-

it's, like, this Indian food.

It's, like, chicken,

and it's, um...

Hey, buddy.

How are you?

How are you?

Hi!

How are you?

What'd you do today?

Have a good day being a dog?

Did you have a good day

being a dog?

Are you hungry?

Where are you guys going again?

San Francisco.

There you go.

Your hair looks good.

Did you do something different?

Oh, yeah, I, um,

got it done today at work.

Oh, nice.

Michelle did it.

Yeah, you like it?

- I do.

- Thanks.

- It looks good straight.

- Thank you.

So... what are you

doing tonight?

I thought...

Oh, Morgan and I

are gonna have dinner.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

That's great.

Oh, whatever.

There you go.

Mmm...

Darryl.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Karen?

Karen?

Yeah.

Mmm...

Wait.

No.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

- Suz.

- What?

Guess what.

It's your turn

to clean the bathroom.

Is it gross?

Beyond gross.

Get out the gas mask.

You f***ing kidding me?

- Wendy.

- Yeah?

What should I get,

dark or light?

You know, I get stuck

doing it, and-I'm done.

It's...

I don't-you know, I'm done.

It's gross.

It's done.

I'm done.

So done.

Well, I hear ya.

I mean, my favourite thing is not

to clean the toilet.

That's for sure.

Can you hand me

some paper towels, please?

Thank you.

You know, I mean,

I love my job,

and, um, all of us here,

we've got...

we've got our duties

that we have to...

we have to get done,

and things need to be cleaned.

And, um...

things need to get done,

and everybody

just kind of does their part.

Like, we got the change,

right, and he kept the change,

so he ended up paying,

like, way less than half.

Wait, wait, wait.

He kept your change?

- He kept my change.

- Are you kidding me?

No, I am not kidding you.

And then, wait,

this is the worst part.

Okay, bearing in mind

we've just been talking about

how I'm working

in the service industry, right?

Bearing that in mind,

he's like-does not tip.

Oh.

- Not even a dollar!

- That sucks.

- Nothing, so I tip.

- That's horrible.

I'm like, "Thank you so much,"

and I, like, tip.

So you got more money

out of your purse to tip?

- I got... yes.

- Oh, my God.

Yeah, and so...

I want to leave...

I wanted to leave...

But instead you

went home with him, right?

- Right. We did it.

- And called him captain, right?

I'm gonna get another one.

Oh.

Oh, hey.

Good morning.

Morning.

Do you want me

to pour you a coffee?

Uh, I'll get some later,

thanks.

I hear you.

Darryl?

What is your problem?

Darryl, what is the matter?

What's the matter?

Darryl, what's the matter?

Darryl, what are you doing?

Darryl.

Darryl!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Come here, boy, breakfast!

Darryl!

Darryl?

Come here, boy!

Darryl?

Darryl?

Darryl?

Darryl?

I mean, he hasn't really

gone missing before.

Uh-huh.

Put your seat belt on.

- It's on.

- Okay.

I'm gonna go up this way.

Okay.

Darryl!

Darryl!

Darryl!

Come here, boy!

Darryl!

Hi.

Um, uh, yeah, uh...

My name's Suziey,

and I was wondering if...

any possibility you had...

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