Entourage

I may have to jerk it

before we even get there.

Not near me, please. Let me see.

Who throws a party when his wife

leaves him on their honeymoon?

Vince does. And why wouldn't he?

I hope that's what

my next honeymoon's like.

- Vince.

- Yo. Come in.

- Hey.

- Your friends are here.

Really? I didn't think they'd come.

What?

Let them wait.

I just got out of a failed marriage. You're

gonna have to give me at least a few hours.

Okay. A few.

Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys!

- Hey, baby bro.

- Welcome.

- I told you guys you didn't have to come.

- We were in Paris anyway.

We wanted to make sure there wasn't

a Natalie Wood-type situation.

I appreciate it.

E did hesitate when we asked him

if he would help.

- Jerk-off. We thought you were alone!

- I was.

- Where'd you find the hotties?

- It's Ibiza. They found me.

Come on.

I like Ibiza, bro.

- We'll be right back.

- Right back.

Nobody leaves.

Except you. You can go.

- So, what happened?

- Just wasn't working.

- After nine days?

- Sometimes you just know.

- We all knew when you were saying, "I do."

- I know. I made a mistake.

- It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood.

- No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up.

- Thank you, Turtle.

- All right. So, what now?

Easy. We're gonna get it annulled.

Trust me, it's all good.

- And she agrees?

- She said it first.

I mean, we're lying there looking at each

other, and we didn't have a thing to say.

- Who does?

- And I'm thinking, "What did I do?"

And then she said it.

And then she just left?

No, we had sex first,

agreed to be friends...

...went to sleep,

and when I woke up she was gone.

She left this note.

- What's it say?

- You're not gonna believe it.

"I read the script for your next movie.

You're better than this."

- They're doing another rewrite.

- I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it.

- It starts shooting next month.

- I know.

I realized I rushed into marriage

because I'm searching for something.

Something meaningful.

I really need to do something different

than anything I've ever done.

Yeah, me, too, bro.

Ari says he's got something.

Ari's retired.

Isn't he?

Fax? Fax.

I can't print, scan or e-mail

because there's no Internet-o.

I need to get back to civilization.

Honey, can you take any longer to pack?

Ari, do not push me,

or I'll change my mind again.

I wouldn't push her, Dad.

- Vinnie Chase.

- Ari Gold!

Vegas odds had your retirement

lasting longer than my marriage.

Well, good thing that I

bet big against both.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

And you? How'd you get the wife

to let you go back to work?

Once she realized

that she couldn't understand...

...what the Real Housewives of Milan

were saying, she begged to go.

- Ari.

- I'm not going back to work, Vinnie.

I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood,

but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.

One of which is to leave my nutsack

in the Mediterranean.

I heard that.

But we're all good.

Good. I hear you got something for me.

Something big. My first movie...

...as studio head and, boom,

I want you to star in it.

Yeah? How badly?

What do you mean?

Because I decided whatever I do next...

...I also wanna direct.

- Does he even know how to direct?

- Ari?

Ari.

Ari.

Even if you've never seen

a Vincent Chase movie...

...chances are you've heard the name.

The 34-year-old has 15 starring roles on his

rsum, including James Cameron's Aquaman...

...once the all-time box office champ.

Chase hails from modest roots

in Queens, New York...

...where he was raised by a single mother,

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