Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Synopsis: When a chauvinist millionaire buys the television network where the sexy Elvira is the horror hostess of a late show, she quits her job with the intention of producing her own show in Las Vegas. However, the producers demand 50 thousand dollars from her and Elvira does not have the money. Out of the blue, she receives a telegram informing that her great-aunt Morgana died and she has an inheritance to receive. Elvira drives to the uptight town of Fallwell, Massachusetts, where her convertible breaks down. While repairing her convertible, Elvira inherits an archaic mansion, a recipe book and a poodle. Her great-uncle Vincent Talbot proposes to buy her book, but the poodle hides it in the sofa. Meanwhile, the conservative council of Fallwell feels uncomfortable with Elvira's clothes and behavior and does not let her find a job. But cinema owner Bob Redding and the local teenagers help Elvira. When she decides to cook a dinner to impress Bob, she uses Morgana's recipe and finds that it is
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): James Signorelli
Production: New World Video
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
PG-13
Year:
1988
96 min
218 Views

Elvira - Mistress of the Dark

Finally I see your face.

You're ugly! Horrible!

Come on. You can not touch me!

I'll send you to hell!

Later discovered that

the man has feelings

and therefore the greatest

child of the universe.

It is love and hope,

what makes us invincible.

Now I have to go eat.

Wait a minute.

THE END:

Hello dears! It's me again.

Yours Cruelly, Elvira.

The girl with the enormous...

hearing. Well, that was the show.

I hope you enjoyed

seeing and not killed.

Amazing, saw that monster!

It seemed inflated with steroids.

In short,

the film has a moral.

Where are the shrimp?

Anyone know what it was

this film?

I'll tell you. It was

that he had plenty of hours.

Next week "The head with two

things. "I say" The thing with two heads. "

Until then, I am Elvira, the girl

having rear edge.

In-sweet dreams!

- They want to get off!

- How can I get it?

- There is something that will embarrass you?

- Yes of course, use this in public would.

Bravo girl!

Have the news?

- Elvira!

- Not now, Rudy.

Wait a second!

See that guy over there?

- Yes, the 10 gallon tank with a hat?

- The new owner of the channel.

From the sea,

the end of the valley ...

- The what?

- Shut up!

Calm down.

The guy is a millionaire.

Mr. Hooter, this is Elvira.

My name is Earl, but my

friends call me "the bull".

- You can imagine why.

- Maybe something to do with your breath?

I'll let you wear something.

The sooner you are ready,

have the best.

Sorry buddy, but I think

that will be you and your right hand.

- Careful, do not want to be fired, no lady?

- Go ahead, despdame!

I need this job as

a leper triple mirror.

- I just hope for my show in Las Vegas.

- Perfect! Test your act with me.

Time of milk.

I'm sick!

But this can not stand.

- As for you, calf shit ...

- It's Hooter! Someone take him out of the floor!

I never put my hands on,

I give thanks that the squirm!

- I said you were a nymphomaniac.

- What a disaster!

- You can not quit.

- Great stuff!

In Las Vegas, I will have

that continue to present these films cheaper.

-There will be no problems with the show, right?

- Problems?

- Complications perhaps, but no problems.

- All right go ahead, Manny!

Flamingo not continue with the show

if you put money to finance it.

- Of how much you talk?

- $ 50,000.

50,000? Are you crazy?

Where will I get that money?

- Perhaps not too late to return to work.

- Forget it, never go back to that degenerate!

I'll have to look for

another degenerate.

- A telegram to Elvira.

- I give it.

"Dear Elvira, as executor of the

property of his great aunt, Morgan Talbot, "

"I regret to inform

his death. "

I did not know he had an aunt,

least one aunt. Let me see.

He says I should go to Falwell, Mass.

the reading of the will

and collect my inheritance.

Not out of the blue?

Finally,

my lovely niece Elvira

who has supported with

unwavering moral

the vagaries of an imperfect world

with so much sacrifice and uncomplaining,

I leave ...

all my fortune.

Now let's show Elvira

what exactly has inherited!

Elvira, start with something

we all have dreamed of.

A wonderful boat!

You'll be able to navigate,

Sunchaser in a 2 model sport.

And that's not all!

And when you are tired of browsing,

coming home drive

this brand new Jeep Wrangler.

I must be dreaming!

You will sit to dine in this

American Heritage furniture.

And besides all that,

money! Lots of money!

- Elvira, you feel good?

- Call the Flamingo, Manny.

I'll tell them as soon as the 50,000

Massachusetts again.

Las Vegas, here I come!

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