Elevator

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It's not around here.

But if you get close enough,

to do what you want.

It will kill anyone within five meters.

Elevator (2011)

Porch, but for your information,

it's a porch not a Ferrari.

And the blonde says: "For your information,

it's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."

Yeah, right.

We should have around

Are we looking for dinner, who's online?

- One second, Martha.

Are you coming along?

- I am.

Are you sure?

- I promised.

I'll send you a car, ok.

A**hole.

How you doing?

Going to the Barton building.

You know where is that right?

Course, you know.

This is gonna be boring.

Maybe not, I think there's an

entertainment.

..keep falling right? We need

to buy if it's gonna fall

Do you understand?

I'm sorry to interrupt you.

This steel's my fiance.

Listen, just do what I asked you ok?

I'll see you 9.00am tomorrow

Have it on my desk.

Hello, darling.

How's your work, darling?

- It was busy and I missed you.

I missed you too, where we go?

- Elevator A.

Thank you. How are you?

- I'm good.

Jack.

Barton comin' tonight?

You don't know?

He dont know.

Good evening.

- Good evening.

Photo ID?

Seriously?

Donald Handy?

- Handley.

'Handy Man'.

Sorry, Mr. Handley.

And Miss Assana. You're the reporter.

I've seen you on TV.

Thank you for watching.

- I believe everything you say.

Can we go in now?

- Yes, please. Have a good time.

Thank you.

Darling, no need to get jealous.

He was undressing you with the time.

What's up, man?

- Good evening.

Hi, Martin Gossling.

It's done.

- Thanks.

Thank you.

- Welcome.

Hi Don.

Hi Martin, a little snack?

I did. Why?

Oh, sorry, I just got lunch.

Martin, this is my

gorgeous fiancee Maureen.

Hello, nice to meet you.

You're a lucky man.

- Yeah, indeed.

Pleasure.

- Pleasure to meet you, Martin.

I'm sorry, I'm a little sweaty.

My palms are...

I'm nervous.

Why you nervous about?

It's silly..ehm, hey Martin I heard that

Barton is actually showin' up tonight.

Bullshit, I work here 3 years and

I've never actually seen him, man.

No no no, tonight there's

to be an announcement.

What is that announcement?

- 5 pm!

Sweety, I didnt have time.

Yes I got it. Toilet paper.

I'm on it, Ok bye.

Hi, George Axelrod. I'm taking

a Bob Berris's place

He's sick, I'm a comedian.

Right, got you here Mr. Axelrod, welcome.

- Thank you.

I dont hear that very often.

Oh hey, listen, I'm a

borderline claustrophobic.

So if you could not stuff people...on, thanks.

I'll try.

When we started asking terrorists

for protection?

I'm a security guard.

- Yea, that's what they all say.

Hey Bin Laden, I'm joking.

Terrorist that no sense of humor.

Murphy, would you

please assist this lady?

Do you need help, ma'am?

Can't sure what's you're offering

Well, I can get you safely to

the party safe and sound.

May I have your name?

- Jane Redding.

Redding, that name

sounds familiar.

Oh, well, could be.

Excuse me.

- Hello.

Good evening, everyone.

- Photo ID?

Dont be an idiot.

He's doing his job, sweety.

There's way too many people.

- Don, that's him, that's him, that's Barton.

Henry and Madeline Barton.

- That's...that's Henry Barton.

I dont give a f***,

there's regulation.

No, I dont have your name, sir.

Why dont you try looking at

the outside of the building?

He owns the place.

I'm sorry.

They told me to ID everyone, so...

- No, you're doing a good job

Don't wanna let in just any bereave.

Am I allowed ?

- It's very crowded.

We'll be fine, thank you.

- Now we're above...

...legal capacity.

Mr. Barton, Don Handley...

Intermediate bonds.

- Oh, good to meet you.

Miss Assana, I'm a big fan.

Pleasure to meet you.

Don thinks you're God.

Well, oh my a

slight exaggeration.

And who's your lovely date?

- Oh, this is my granddaughter Madeline.

Hello, Madeline, I love your outfit.

Why would we get old elevator?

We're with friends, sweetheart.

- Way too many people.

Barton, I'm Gossling,

High Mutual.

I know your name,

keep up the good work.

Thank you.

And who's this young lady?

Jane Redding, investor.

Oh, can't live without them.

Thank you for coming.

Good to finally meet you.

- George Axelrod, claustrophobic.

Look if we dont get this thing move,

I'm gonna throw up.

Sorry, have a good time.

Wait, wait, wait.....

Celine Fouquet.

ID please.

- I'll vouch for her.

For Christ's sake, we're full.

- There's room for one.

Thank you so much.

We're those two of us, right?

You are Henry Barton.

- Uh yes, good to meet you both.

Maybe we should

take turns breathing.

You're okay, Madeline?

Someone smells bad.

Won't be long.

I'm so sick...

- Oh, I'm sorry about pushing you.

Aren't you cozy

in here tonight ?

I'm not feeling that great

Take a deep breath.

-It's too many people here.

What if we get stuck?

What's wrong with him?

He's claustrophobic.

He doesnt like small spaces.

Can he die?

He'll be fine.

Hey, hey man look, I've been taking this

elevator every day, ten times a day.

We all have. For six years,

and its never once got stuck.

It's like my worst nightmare.

- You must have.

Dont !

She just pressed the stop button.

It was an accident, Grandpa.

It was an accident.

Say you're sorry, Madeline.

Sorry.

- She did it on purpose.

She was looking right down and then she pressed it.

- You're lying.

I saw you.

- Liar!

Evil little b*tch !

I know what I saw.

Mr. Axelrod, you're fired.

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